tooner 243 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Sat opposite a posh as fuck couple in their early 30s the lass is ugly as sin, clearly rates herself though and the fella is half chinese/half english, 5 mins to York, hopefully they get off there. Pair of them sat muttering about their kindle. A pre-requisite of life should be to be down to earth. She keeps pointing her paper going "oh I hate people like this" going on about some teenage mother with 5 kids, she's only jealous cos looking at her moy she never got her first shag till she was 26. so you are basically doing the same thing she is doing...only more discreetly..... Stick to choppin trees doon with lumberjackets and big boots on eh pal. i've decided to get into the maple syrup industry instead, forestry is getting too crowded nowadays..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4438 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Guess Who.........Probably for the older cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Bray in Dublin? I once got lost there. Had loads & loads of Guinness the night before in Campile, travelled to Dublin (3 hrs) had a few jars on the night and was heading back to my cousins flat, only us on the bus and the driver actually stopped the bus and opened all the windows because we were farting that bad off the Guinness. Turns out we were that pissed we had sat on the bus as it had done it's route twice and then it knocked off & we landed in Bray and had to walk a few miles. Constantly laughing all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Guess Who.........Probably for the older cats. Andrew Ridgeley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4438 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Well done. Feeling old :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Guess Who.........Probably for the older cats. Andrew Ridgeley Looks like the worlds first mouth/minge transplant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31592 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Just drove past four Jap tourists with their camera's out taking snaps at Segedunum. One of them had a surgical mask on like Michael Jackson used to wear. They're a very wierd people in my humble opinion. I wear one of them in Wallsend tbf. There's something 'not right' about a few of them and the Wallsend atmosphere plays no part of it! Stevie needs to do some wrong'un detective type snooping on that nation in my opinion. Wallsend is the only town in Britain where I've driven past a man having a shit in the street. At 10am. Was it a torpedo effort or a more technically skilled Mr Whippy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Just drove past four Jap tourists with their camera's out taking snaps at Segedunum. One of them had a surgical mask on like Michael Jackson used to wear. They're a very wierd people in my humble opinion. I wear one of them in Wallsend tbf. There's something 'not right' about a few of them and the Wallsend atmosphere plays no part of it! Stevie needs to do some wrong'un detective type snooping on that nation in my opinion. Wallsend is the only town in Britain where I've driven past a man having a shit in the street. At 10am. Was it a torpedo effort or a more technically skilled Mr Whippy? If he had bog roll with him, I'd say it was premeditated. His toilet must be pretty grim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 (edited) Sorry Ant. Only saw the post now. M50 is fine-no traffic problems at all. Edit: it's probably quicker than going the way you would originally go as traffic in town would be heavy enough and the 100/120Kk speed limit on the M50. What have you got on in Bray? The dart might be an option if you're having a few beers. Edited July 23, 2011 by Barney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Ebay item Clicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Ebay item Clicky Hahahahah what a hero! The questions and answers are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Ebay item Clicky Hahahahah what a hero! The questions and answers are the best I love the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15115 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Time to call in the pros methinks. Wasps are fucking cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 I think his flat was close enough like but we were mortal so it's probably lucky we got home at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 We definitely ended up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Bear Grylls' Top 25 Man Moments on Discovery now. Promises to be fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Just fucking cook it man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Bear makes a tank top from a shark. Clicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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@yourservice 67 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Just fucking cook it man! Just open the fucking packet man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 If only he had his own knife, or something… Better click on my own piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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