Idioteque 0 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 ESPN America are showing a live hot dog eating contest at 5pm, not even kidding its a must watch, only in America would that be known as a sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 ESPN America are showing a live hot dog eating contest at 5pm, not even kidding its a must watch, only in America would that be known as a sport On a similar note - there's new Man vs Food episodes starting tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Teething babies This does not help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 So whose off to see JLS and Olly Murs tonight. Assumptions will be made for those not appearing on the forum bewteen 7 and 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Apparently bananas are clones of mutated wild bananas that grew in the wild some 10,000 years ago. You learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 So modern day bananas are a current version of old bananas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 So modern day bananas are a current version of old bananas? They're sterile plants though, so you have to take a cutting. I.e. they can't reproduce. So that's distinct from virtually all other cultivated plants. You fucking spazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I feel flatter than Dimmock's chebs after that mauling, Titchmarsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I feel flatter than Dimmock's chebs after that mauling, Titchmarsh. Why doesn't she wear a bra btw? They're like Spaniel's ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 They're awful. How the fuck did the tabloids get obsessed with them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Apparently bananas are clones of mutated wild bananas that grew in the wild some 10,000 years ago. You learn something new every day. Classic Creationist faux pas it to point out how "perfect" bananas are for humans so proving design - not realising they are "designed" by humans as are all cultivated crops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 One of my mates has got a phobia of bananas. Smacked this lad before who thought it would be funny to chase after him with one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 One of my mates has got a phobia of bananas. Smacked this lad before who thought it would be funny to chase after him with one. I would probably do the same if you chased me with a bottle of tomato sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Apparently bananas are clones of mutated wild bananas that grew in the wild some 10,000 years ago. You learn something new every day. Classic Creationist faux pas it to point out how "perfect" bananas are for humans so proving design - not realising they are "designed" by humans as are all cultivated crops. My current favourite--and there is a vid on Youtube of Bill O'Reilly saying this--goes something like: "Ok, so maybe God didn't create the earth. Well who created the moon then?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I feel flatter than Dimmock's chebs after that mauling, Titchmarsh. Why doesn't she wear a bra btw? They're like Spaniel's ears. Is that woman still not wearing a bra ffs?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I feel flatter than Dimmock's chebs after that mauling, Titchmarsh. Why doesn't she wear a bra btw? They're like Spaniel's ears. Is that woman still not wearing a bra ffs?! I thought she was as rough as a butcher's dog and that was back in her Groundforce heyday. Presumably she looks like a butcher's dog these days. I think some people found her sexy 'cos she fitted their fantasy about strumping a country wench in the potting shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I feel flatter than Dimmock's chebs after that mauling, Titchmarsh. Why doesn't she wear a bra btw? They're like Spaniel's ears. Is that woman still not wearing a bra ffs?! I thought she was as rough as a butcher's dog and that was back in her Groundforce heyday. Presumably she looks like a butcher's dog these days. I think some people found her sexy 'cos she fitted their fantasy about strumping a country wench in the potting shed. Yeah maybe. I just remember thinking 'I wish she'd tie that bloody hair up' I have long hair but it has to be tied up if I'm working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Just handed my notice in - only the second time I've done it and the first time for 15 years (I had a spell as a contractor in the middle) and it is a slightly unpleasanty thing to do - no matter how glad you are you're leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 You finally get sorted with a new job then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 There is nothing remotely unpleasant about handing your notice in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 You finally get sorted with a new job then? Yeah - and by the looks of things I may have a 4 week gap between them which will be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 There is nothing remotely unpleasant about handing your notice in. I'm obviously far too nice for my own good then (which tbh I've always suspected). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Just had a bottle of that Mountain Dew Energy, believing it'd be the same as the mountain dew I used to get at Wet n Wild. Fucking hell, I think it's made with the teardrops of the children of Chernobyl. Absolutely vile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Congrats NJS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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