Ayatollah Hermione 13595 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 A scratchcard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 A scratchcard I shouldn't really, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13595 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 A kid I went to school with won 250k on a scratchcard and the first thing he bought was a moped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 A kid I went to school with won 250k on a scratchcard and the first thing he bought was a moped. "When I get me moped out on the road oym gonna royd royd royd" Jasper Carrot. One for the older listeners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 A kid I went to school with won 250k on a scratchcard and the first thing he bought was a moped. "When I get me moped out on the road oym gonna royd royd royd" Jasper Carrot. One for the older listeners There are so many things I hate about him,I don't know where to start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Against my better judgement I actually love it. I think it's all the girly frills (lanterns, windmills etc) despite the fact I don't do girly frills. I'm confusing myself now.. I am rather taken with it myself Cath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 It's the necessity to have the pic of the laptop with the glass of beer which gets me. Why?? He's always going on about having a pint or Kronenberg or some such shite. Who fucking cares?? He sounds like that tosser Billy Furious from The Mag (Kriss Knights) going on about Jack D or summat, when the reality is probably more cocoa and triangular-cut cucumber sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7058 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I am in a truly awful mood, the sort of mood when someone needs to sit on me until I calm the fuck down. No idea why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Two egyptian men turn me from buying a scratch card tonight because i look under 16, ballbags. Think they can come into my country and demand me for ID for a fucking scratchcard?! What made it worse is they told me to give the money to my friend beside me to buy it Yes, they clearly can. Is it your birthday soon? I forget.… Nah man, 18 on friday. Thats my birthday... friday. Two egyptian men turn me from buying a scratch card tonight because i look under 16, ballbags. Think they can come into my country and demand me for ID for a fucking scratchcard?! What made it worse is they told me to give the money to my friend beside me to buy it Yes they can, why would they lose their licence/face prosecution for a whingey little shit Because i'm over 16 you doilum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I am in a truly awful mood, the sort of mood when someone needs to sit on me until I calm the fuck down. No idea why. too many E numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 I've got so much sherbet fountain over the desk it looks like a drug den here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 (edited) Been overpaid by £600, I know what it is, I got a deal through a few months ago, but the cunt fucked off after 3 weeks meaning we had to pay a £3500 rebate, which would effect my wage. They've obviously forgot, cos it hasn't come off me wage, ethically I should say look you've overpaid me, cos this won't show up on the radar at all now, yet at the same time I'm thinking fuck it Edited June 30, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I got £200 holiday money this morning for amsterdam on monday. Buying a snazzy outfit up the town for tomorrow night then saving. Gonna take around £600 hopefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Surely it can't be that much for some haribo and a can of pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 A can of poppers and a bag of haribo hash sweets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Haribo Hash Sweets would be immense although I may never recover sobriety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I'll look out for them in amsterdam. Need to go to a cigar shop aswell, want a big fat cuban cigar and act badass walking through the streets with a suit on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 There about £15 quid man. Just get a few pints and save yourself some money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 There about £15 quid man. Just get a few pints and save yourself some money! Yes but i've never smoked a proper cigar. pints? i can drink pints anywhere! im going to the 'dam my man! I'll look out for them in amsterdam. Need to go to a cigar shop aswell, want a big fat cuban cigar and act badass walking through the streets with a suit on Buy a hat, you can't look badass and be ginger at the same time I already have a few in the house, no need to buy anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Yes but i've never smoked a proper cigar. Neither have I - but I did pay a lot of money for one at Uni. Fucking horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Ya lost me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Ok to put it simply - don't spend money on a cigar because you will probably hate the taste & cough half your lungs up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Aye but ye look badass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 In 1963 maybe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Aye but ye look badass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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