WordPlay 0 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 I know a majority of people think he's a mug, but he's so fuckin unintentionally funny a lot of the time, I think he's absolutely class. Suppose you need to lose any southern negativity some of you have to appreciate him. "Me cannister" pmsl I second that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Yeah I like Danny Dyer, it's one of those guilty secrets. Just a funny lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4679 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 There's really nothing quite as satisfying in your forties as managing to carry out a DIY repair that you had already accepted you were going to have to get someone in to repair for bigish bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Yeah I like Danny Dyer, it's one of those guilty secrets. Just a funny lad. I believe in UFOs was fucking awesome tbf. Not sure he was playing it tongue-in-cheek mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4679 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Had a dodgy moment yesterday. For some reason I had been remembering that it used to be very funny for uncles dads etc to be able to impersonate a jamaican. I even used to make my own gigs giggle at it when they were little. I was wondering if it is now politically incorrect or whether it falls into the same category as impersonating a yank, scot, Irish etc.... Anyway, about half an hour later I filled up with diesel and walked into the garage to be greeted by a coloured chap. (Do we say coloured / black???) Anyway, I greeted him by saying "Hello Derr". I was quite horrified and kicked myself back to the cab. Hopefully he thought nowt of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) Not sure what to make of your story to be honest. You walk in to a garage and there's a black bloke saying hello in an Irish accent? Was it Paul McGrath? Edited June 13, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 "Derrs more to Paul McGrath den diss!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Should've said 'fried onion rings' to avoid any confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7068 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Had a dodgy moment yesterday. For some reason I had been remembering that it used to be very funny for uncles dads etc to be able to impersonate a jamaican. I even used to make my own gigs giggle at it when they were little. I was wondering if it is now politically incorrect or whether it falls into the same category as impersonating a yank, scot, Irish etc.... Anyway, about half an hour later I filled up with diesel and walked into the garage to be greeted by a coloured chap. (Do we say coloured / black???) Anyway, I greeted him by saying "Hello Derr". I was quite horrified and kicked myself back to the cab. Hopefully he thought nowt of it. Has he been knocking your back door in aswell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 He's aaahh racist mon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 He's aaahh racist mon! Easy now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Did anyone else used to put a crushed can on the back wheel of your bike so it sounded like a motorbike, ace that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Did anyone else used to put a crushed can on the back wheel of your bike so it sounded like a motorbike, ace that. Ice lolly sticks I used tee, like a "Feast". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4679 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 "Derrs more to Paul McGrath den diss!" Its the way you tell em.... Hello derr (said like where) is my jaimaican accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Down with this sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Careful Now. This page leads me to think of this.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Animator V Animation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 it's that time of year again that Andy Murray appears on tv screens . what a cunt he is . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10682 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 "Derrs more to Paul McGrath den diss!" Its the way you tell em.... Hello derr (said like where) is my jaimaican accent. Beer Can Sand Wedge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3343 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 It's still raining! btw I blame you fish (also your posh wannabe Leeds girl [oxymoron?] didn't answer my email!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10682 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 It's still raining!btw I blame you fish (also your posh wannabe Leeds girl [oxymoron?] didn't answer my email!!!) She didn't? I'll kick her in the Fanny. (Mind, she's as reliable as any posh girl to be honest, oh and she's not from Leeds, she's Australian, but went to Marlbrough and the likes over here to get her a "proper" education.. and by that I can only presume her parents wanted her to learn about underage sex, taking copious amounts of recreational drugs and the hirking of any and all responsibility) Not sure why all that lot is in brackets, but there you go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3343 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 (edited) It's still raining!btw I blame you fish (also your posh wannabe Leeds girl [oxymoron?] didn't answer my email!!!) She didn't? I'll kick her in the Fanny. (Mind, she's as reliable as any posh girl to be honest, oh and she's not from Leeds, she's Australian, but went to Marlbrough and the likes over here to get her a "proper" education.. and by that I can only presume her parents wanted her to learn about underage sex, taking copious amounts of recreational drugs and the hirking of any and all responsibility) Not sure why all that lot is in brackets, but there you go I know she's 'stralian but she doesn't like to admit it! You seen her facebook profile? btw in light of you wanting to be a fanny rat you probably would have been better off with any of these versions: s leigh s leigh s leigh s leigh or my fave s leigh Edited June 14, 2011 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/15592...was-just-drunk/ pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15365 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Gazza, 43, who has been sober for three months pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3343 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/15592...was-just-drunk/ pmsl The Daily Star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VICKY PATTISON: GEORDIE LASSES ARE ROUGH or BYRNE'S FEAR OF SNAKES btw Get Real! If you are concerned about the danger that snakes pose to you or your family, there are many other things you can do to increase life expectancy far more realistically than not bushwalking for fear of snakes. These include: Stop smoking. Install smoke alarms in your house and make sure they are working. Do a first aid course and keep your certificate up to date. Do a defensive driving course and apply what you learn. Practice safe boating. http://www.dpiw.tas.gov.au/inter-nsf/WebPa...HAN-54E33S?open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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