McFaul 35 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 (edited) Look at my sig of Bamburgh. Then look at the clouds. Near the middle can anyone see Elton John in a pair of glasses? Edited May 24, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordio Armani Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Lorraine Kelly & Obama"s boiler Shes just been knocking her back door in with a strap on.... Need a night off the Don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33245 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Just seen 'At home with the Wonders' on the telly. What a tight woman Stevie's wife is. All she got him for his birthday was a cheese grater! Stevie was almost in tears as he described his present as the "Worst book I've ever read!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Out of me travels last neet took this, and to think Renton said the Tyne Valley isn't one of Britain's treasures. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGoodwyn 1 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-...rs-2290148.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Unfortunately I had to make a trip to Albania on Wearside today. Hendon of all place, to pick up a package from the Home Delivery Network depot. What a depressing drive it was - and this is coming from somebody that lives in South Shields. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Fucking hell, I've picked parcels up from there before. Good luck finding where you actually need to go to pick the parcel up when you eventually find the place as wel - you just have to go wandering through the warehouse until someone shouts "'Ere mayut". What an absolute shithole it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Fucking hell, I've picked parcels up from there before. Good luck finding where you actually need to go to pick the parcel up when you eventually find the place as wel - you just have to go wandering through the warehouse until someone shouts "'Ere mayut". What an absolute shithole it is. A spot on assessment. It took me about 20 minutes to find the actual location to pick my parcel up. Then, how there was signs all over the place saying how only authorised personnel were allowed to be in there, watch out for forklifts etc. And that was the place to actually pick up your parcel from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 I have a part-time job at SportsDirect. Cool eh?? (Uni won't fund itself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Honestly, dude. We don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Honestly, dude. We don't care. Funny that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Anyone else bet with Paddy tonight? Been refunded yet? (if applicable!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Barca have scored in their last 28 European games or something similar. I think Paddy Power knew they weren't going to lose out to a 1-0 Man U win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Anyone else bet with Paddy tonight? Been refunded yet? (if applicable!) Still waiting on 100 quid refund from Skybet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Whats happened to Monkey First we lost Fop, then Snakey went missing, Manc-Mag went awol and Gemmil only drops in for spelling corrections. And now the fist.... Alien abduction or even worse Stepfordtastic!!!!!! :D :P (Would explain some of the sheepish posting) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I'm in Newcastle. The one in Switzerland though, known as Neuchatel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Tinga Tales has to be the best programme on Cbeebies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Lost me debit card, lost me credit card, lost me wallet last neet and I've got £4.67 in me pocket. I wanna a big mac meal and a fuckin sausage n egg mcmuffin but it's £4.98. Eyes like a gerbils fanny today. How can I make 31p appear from no where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Lost me debit card, lost me credit card, lost me wallet last neet and I've got £4.67 in me pocket. I wanna a big mac meal and a fuckin sausage n egg mcmuffin but it's £4.98. Eyes like a gerbils fanny today. How can I make 31p appear from no where. back of sofa and under bed. Guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Lost me debit card, lost me credit card, lost me wallet last neet and I've got £4.67 in me pocket. I wanna a big mac meal and a fuckin sausage n egg mcmuffin but it's £4.98. Eyes like a gerbils fanny today . How can I make 31p appear from no where. Coppers jar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Anyone else bet with Paddy tonight? Been refunded yet? (if applicable!) I got my refund of £7 that I placed on Man United. Put it on Lille, Lyon and Inter and won £50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Lost me debit card, lost me credit card, lost me wallet last neet and I've got £4.67 in me pocket. I wanna a big mac meal and a fuckin sausage n egg mcmuffin but it's £4.98. Eyes like a gerbils fanny today. How can I make 31p appear from no where. back of sofa and under bed. Guaranteed. Good work CT. Keep him eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Lost me debit card, lost me credit card, lost me wallet last neet and I've got £4.67 in me pocket. I wanna a big mac meal and a fuckin sausage n egg mcmuffin but it's £4.98. Eyes like a gerbils fanny today. How can I make 31p appear from no where. Unlucky dude, I could've got you staff discount. But i'll tell ya'll a trick of the trade. When getting served ask can you "get this put in as an employee meal please".. if they ask for your employee card say you lost it but you work in *state another mcdonalds close by* and worla! they get you an employee meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Lost me debit card, lost me credit card, lost me wallet last neet and I've got £4.67 in me pocket. I wanna a big mac meal and a fuckin sausage n egg mcmuffin but it's £4.98. Eyes like a gerbils fanny today. How can I make 31p appear from no where. back of sofa and under bed. Guaranteed. Good work CT. Keep him eating. forgot about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Lost me debit card, lost me credit card, lost me wallet last neet and I've got £4.67 in me pocket. I wanna a big mac meal and a fuckin sausage n egg mcmuffin but it's £4.98. Eyes like a gerbils fanny today. How can I make 31p appear from no where. back of sofa and under bed. Guaranteed. Good work CT. Keep him eating. forgot about that. I accept defeat me weights actually went up bang on 16st now. I'll lose it all this summer like but am definitely gettin fat like. Actually feel rotten today like had the very best of neets as well. Whisky, jagerbombs, lager, wine, fuckin hell. Anyway, I'll honour me bets to Gemmill and CT, where do you want me to send the money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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