snakehips 0 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 You started a whole thread when you sprained your wrist, you scrawny ginger cock-gobbling cunt. My mutha learned to drive when she was about 60. Oh dear. When still on her prov, the old fella took her up to Morpeth (no euphamism) for a run. All went well until they got back home; old doll drove into the wall at the side of the house, righting off both the car and the wall :D :D :D She did eventually pass, but became one of these old biddies who over-revs the engine just before moving off e.g. at lights, roundabouts, junctions etc. You all know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Just thrown coffee all over myself whilst gesticluating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 kinky bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Only in Ameriky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4466 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 off to the pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 off to the pub Lock the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 off to the pub Lock the thread! Narr, let's talk about the fat cunt whilst he's out. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 (edited) Drives a Fiat you know. You know what they say about the Italians. Edited May 3, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 off to the pub Slimline G & T? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4466 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 1 x Kronnenburg shandy and 2 x Kronnenburgs so therefore not pissed and therefore not able to get away with slagging off those who may warrant a good slagging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Or able to spell Kronenbourg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4466 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 No I can't forget this evenin' Or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way The story goes You always smile But in your eyes Your sorrow shows Yes it shows I can't live If livin' is without you.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 don't then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Bloke I knew had written off five cars by the time he was 23. Including the same car twice. Somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrulsCurtains 0 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Didn't want to start a new topic for this but how do I get a picture under my name on the left? <<---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Didn't want to start a new topic for this but how do I get a picture under my name on the left? <<---- Welcome to the board! Click My Controls which is on the right just under the Toontastic banner click edit avatar settings on the left hand menu Enter with a URL for your chosen curtains or upload them from your pc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrulsCurtains 0 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Thanks and thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41384 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Thanks and thanks Welcome aboard mate. Have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Mate is working in Newmarket at the minute for a few weeks, he's been to Bury St Edmunds on the drink tonight, he's clearly pissed texting me it's one of the greatest places he's ever been on the drink? He's taking the piss? I couldn't even point to it's exact location on a map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4267 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Mate is working in Newmarket at the minute for a few weeks, he's been to Bury St Edmunds on the drink tonight, he's clearly pissed texting me it's one of the greatest places he's ever been on the drink? He's taking the piss? I couldn't even point to it's exact location on a map. Driven through it - looked like just a typical English market town - nowt special. Did however have a night in Newmarket after Ipswich years ago which was indeed excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4466 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Just been to pick Mohammedy up again from Sunderlands training ground and take him the 1/4 mil home. Find it strange that none of his team mates would run him home. Quite a few mackem footballers came out today but as I dont really follow other teams as such I couldnt really say who they were. This mohammedy lad though, like a racing snake. Was going to start whispering in his shell like about a possible summer switch to replace Enrique, but couldnt remember if he was left back or left wing. Seems a canny lad though (apart ofcourse from the dreadful footballer dress sense....Jeans with bright thick orange stitching ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Just been to pick Mohammedy up again from Sunderlands training ground and take him the 1/4 mil home. Find it strange that none of his team mates would run him home. Quite a few mackem footballers came out today but as I dont really follow other teams as such I couldnt really say who they were. This mohammedy lad though, like a racing snake. Was going to start whispering in his shell like about a possible summer switch to replace Enrique, but couldnt remember if he was left back or left wing. Seems a canny lad though (apart ofcourse from the dreadful footballer dress sense....Jeans with bright thick orange stitching ffs. You can't expect him to be Gok Wan given his background. The standard atire over there is a fake AC Milan top and bermuda shorts. I think he's a canny player, I'm not against signing Egyptians, they've got some canny players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 http://dontevenreply.com/ That CD player one has got me in tears of laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Anyone else heard that Giggs has been shagging that Imogen from Big Brother? that gagging order supposedly Got it from a reliable source it's Robbie Keane, and not only has he got an injunction, but so does his wife who was getting off with Kris Commons when he was on loan at celtic. Thought it was Gerrards whore who was shagging Krist Commons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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