Kevin 1 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I think they knew i was lieing anyway cause i'm sure they would've realised all that. i think they just wanted to catch me out cause paddys day is the busiest day of the year for us chefs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Fuck that shit, i had to think on the spot, the managers they had me in an office You had to think on the spot, and all you could come up with was "I was lying"? No, really, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I think they knew i was lieing anyway cause i'm sure they would've realised all that. i think they just wanted to catch me out cause paddys day is the busiest day of the year for us chefs. "us chefs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Fuck that shit, i had to think on the spot, the managers they had me in an office You had to think on the spot, and all you could come up with was "I was lying"? No, really, well done. I'm normally better than that but a job is serious bizzness so i had to set it straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Just got a text before which famous non footballer do you hate more than any other? George Bush hands down for me. Mugs. I hope George Bush dies a bad death, his fatha was an arsehole and he was an even bigger one. "Yo Blair". Yo fuckin Blair you cunt. The leader of the country which made the modern world, the leader of the country which stopped Germany from changing your biggest cities name to Neuen Yorken. Yo Blair. If Blair had any balls he would've battered the cunt, this was in front of the whole of the G8, krauts there, Russians, japs, chinese they're all there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Just got a text before which famous non footballer do you hate more than any other? George Bush hands down for me. Mugs. I hope George Bush dies a bad death, his fatha was an arsehole and he was an even bigger one. "Yo Blair". Yo fuckin Blair you cunt. The leader of the country which made the modern world, the leader of the country which stopped Germany from changing your biggest cities name to Neuen Yorken. Yo Blair. If Blair had any balls he would've battered the cunt, this was in front of the whole of the G8, krauts there, Russians, japs, chinese they're all there. He had a really posh accent at Yale btw. He was told to dumb it down when running for office. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Just got a text before which famous non footballer do you hate more than any other? George Bush hands down for me. Mugs. I hope George Bush dies a bad death, his fatha was an arsehole and he was an even bigger one. "Yo Blair". Yo fuckin Blair you cunt. The leader of the country which made the modern world, the leader of the country which stopped Germany from changing your biggest cities name to Neuen Yorken. Yo Blair. If Blair had any balls he would've battered the cunt, this was in front of the whole of the G8, krauts there, Russians, japs, chinese they're all there. He had a really posh accent at Yale btw. He was told to dumb it down when running for office. True story. I think that was one of the worst insults this country has even been subjected to. We're the fourth military power of the world, fifth or sixth biggest economy depending on which gauge you use, historically and culturally the world's most important country, one of the most influential players in mankind, and that absolute arsehole speaks to our leader like he's some president of some Carribbean island with 6 rocks and a sewage outflow. Imagine Cameron going "how Putin here pal", he'd be Litvinienko'd before you could say pipe down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41380 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Fuck that shit, i had to think on the spot, the managers they had me in an office You had to think on the spot, and all you could come up with was "I was lying"? No, really, well done. I'm normally better than that but a job is serious bizzness so i had to set it straight. Such serious bizzness you were skiving , and failing. C'mon now chef… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Just got a text before which famous non footballer do you hate more than any other? George Bush hands down for me. Mugs. I hope George Bush dies a bad death, his fatha was an arsehole and he was an even bigger one. "Yo Blair". Yo fuckin Blair you cunt. The leader of the country which made the modern world, the leader of the country which stopped Germany from changing your biggest cities name to Neuen Yorken. Yo Blair. If Blair had any balls he would've battered the cunt, this was in front of the whole of the G8, krauts there, Russians, japs, chinese they're all there. He had a really posh accent at Yale btw. He was told to dumb it down when running for office. True story. I think that was one of the worst insults this country has even been subjected to. We're the fourth military power of the world, fifth or sixth biggest economy depending on which gauge you use, historically and culturally the world's most important country, one of the most influential players in mankind, and that absolute arsehole speaks to our leader like he's some president of some Carribbean island with 6 rocks and a sewage outflow. Imagine Cameron going "how Putin here pal", he'd be Litvinienko'd before you could say pipe down. I agree, but it was partly Blair's fault, no gravitas behind the fake charisma. Too concerned with lapdogging his way into the history books. In a strange way I notice that most of the time if we are clever we can get the americans to do our dirty work for us. If that makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Fuck that shit, i had to think on the spot, the managers they had me in an office You had to think on the spot, and all you could come up with was "I was lying"? No, really, well done. I'm normally better than that but a job is serious bizzness so i had to set it straight. Such serious bizzness you were skiving , and failing. C'mon now chef… I was "skiving" school first 2 periods cause i was in the library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Just got a text before which famous non footballer do you hate more than any other? George Bush hands down for me. Mugs. I hope George Bush dies a bad death, his fatha was an arsehole and he was an even bigger one. "Yo Blair". Yo fuckin Blair you cunt. The leader of the country which made the modern world, the leader of the country which stopped Germany from changing your biggest cities name to Neuen Yorken. Yo Blair. If Blair had any balls he would've battered the cunt, this was in front of the whole of the G8, krauts there, Russians, japs, chinese they're all there. He had a really posh accent at Yale btw. He was told to dumb it down when running for office. True story. I think that was one of the worst insults this country has even been subjected to. We're the fourth military power of the world, fifth or sixth biggest economy depending on which gauge you use, historically and culturally the world's most important country, one of the most influential players in mankind, and that absolute arsehole speaks to our leader like he's some president of some Carribbean island with 6 rocks and a sewage outflow. Imagine Cameron going "how Putin here pal", he'd be Litvinienko'd before you could say pipe down. I agree, but it was partly Blair's fault, no gravitas behind the fake charisma. Too concerned with lapdogging his way into the history books. In a strange way I notice that most of the time if we are clever we can get the americans to do our dirty work for us. If that makes sense. Aye well Lady T, as you no doubt affectionately call her, certainly knew how to play Reagan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 On the Alan Titchmarsh show right now are Mike and the Mechanics, with Roachford singing. Talk about a fucking supergroup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 (edited) On the Alan Titchmarsh show right now are Mike and the Mechanics, with Roachford singing. Talk about a fucking supergroup. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH Lookin back over ma shoulder I can see that look in eye rarara I loved them even if they were yank. Edited March 22, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 They're English. And shite. Love a bit of Roachford though. A cuddly toy. That's my only joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 They're English. And shite. Love a bit of Roachford though. A cuddly toy. That's my only joy. They were mint, always thought they were yank. They sing in a yank accent for some reason, like Oz in Auf Wiedesehen Pet in that club in Derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 The Living Years was cheese on toast too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Good news, Stevie: Following a six-year hiatus and a massive reunion with Genesis, Mike Rutherford has joined forces with one of the UK’s most successful R&B acts, Andrew Roachford, and Canadian born singer and actor Tim Howar, for a new generation of Mike & The Mechanics. The 'Hit The Road Tour 2011' will see the band perform at the Royal Concert Hall on 5 May 2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Gemmill skillfully deflecting attention away from the fact he's watching the Alan Titchmarsh show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Gemmill skillfully deflecting attention away from the fact he's watching the Alan Titchmarsh show. By announcing that I'm watching it? By the way, this puts Stevie's rant about the Kings of Leon in perspective. *raises lighter* "Say it louuuuuuuuud.......say it cleeaaaaar, oh say it clear...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Midsomer Murders is on now. Leazes' favourite detective show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29562 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7064 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 he'd be Litvinienko'd before you could say pipe down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Gemmill skillfully deflecting attention away from the fact he's watching the Alan Titchmarsh show. By announcing that I'm watching it? By announcing something even worse immediately after it, it deflects from TV' favourite sex pest gardener. What are you doing watching it anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Midsomer Murders is on now. Leazes' favourite detective show. You're on form today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42799 Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Gemmill skillfully deflecting attention away from the fact he's watching the Alan Titchmarsh show. By announcing that I'm watching it? By announcing something even worse immediately after it, it deflects from TV' favourite sex pest gardener. What are you doing watching it anyway? I was waiting for Capitalism: A Love Story to finish....arriving. Has anyone seen it? Any good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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