Howmanheyman 33180 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Are there any Indian restaurants in S.Tyneside called Pelaw Rice? Not what you're after, but there was an Indian restaurant in Lanzarote called Mahat'ma Macoat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33180 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Hebburn must be missing an angelOne night in Hebburn Hebburn is a place on earth What were the other ones that got posted up here...? Still tickles me after all these years Me and me muckas would always alter Otis Redding's 'Dock of the Bay' as it was on the aged juke box, whilst idling in our then local in the summer; I left my home in Walker Headed for the Whitley Bay Cos I've got nothin' to live for Looks like nothin's gonna go my way Sitting on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll away I'm just sitting on the dock of the bay Wasting time Ah! Simple things to please simple minds, days on the piss with no mortgages, kids etc. Quality. Would love to hear Otis sing those altered lyrics, why should all these American Cities and places get all the song exposure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33180 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 We also altered Desmond Deckers 'Isrealites' to; Wooooaaahhh, woooahhh The mackems are shite Which is even more childish, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Time to get drunk ma bitcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Enjoy your night / weekend, wont be on here much tomorrow. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Tell you what, if any of you lot ever see me play the owld solo gig, you'll know because I'll do that version of Dock on the Bay Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Waiting up for children to get in from a night on the tiles.......Oh the joy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 my sister has only just gone out she said text her if I want a maccy's breakfast later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Fastforward to 5:30 does anyone else absolutely love the tune? Got it as the ring tone on me phone. Where's them hooses by the way Heaton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Tired Dave = Responding to the sandwich-shop girl's innocent question about brownies by asking "Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?" She smiled in a way that said, -That's ok, I know you didn't mean to say that aloud... now lets pretend it didn't happen- then softly said "You enjoy the rest of your day sir" in a way that lead me to believe she felt sorry for me, but wanted me to leave. "Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit"? FFS, Don't even know where that came from? Certainly didn't say it in a sexually suggestive way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 i'm missing paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 I'm fucking beyond starving, excellent weekend but. Good mofo times bitches. Get me some fucking hot food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 been drinking since 12, havent bothered with food since lunchtime yesterday ireland have won and i seen that fast spastic score in a cup final. im going keep drinking and fish's post just made me laugh out loud in the bar...people are looking Why the fuck are you reading the forum in a bar? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Ant regressing to Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesD 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Updating iTunes, how the hell does it take so long to install after its downloaded?! Hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Ant-I'm loving your last FM's playlist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Updating iTunes, how the hell does it take so long to install after its downloaded?! Hate it. slightly related, but I've got all mine on a HDD does my head in having to add the library every time I want to update the ipod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) We were trying to think of the best chat-up line to use on an old wife tonight. Was a tie between "I bet you can remember this when this wasfields", "if you weren't diabetic, I wouldn't mind giving you some sugar" and "You'll have not seen an erection like this since they built Grey's Monument" Edited February 28, 2011 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42427 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 "Come here Pet, I'll put your prolapse back in for you." Fizzing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 "Come here Pet, I'll put your prolapse back in for you." Fizzing "I bet they didn't do it like this in your day" was another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42427 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 "Come here Pet, I'll put your prolapse back in for you." Fizzing "I bet they didn't do it like this in your day" was another one. "You're bigger than my house, can I kick your back door in? .… Love" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Anyone else on Vodafone had their connection buggered today? Apparently there was a break-in somewhere and a lot of equipment got stole. Had 'no service' since I got up this morning and still got nowt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Anyone else on Vodafone had their connection buggered today? Apparently there was a break-in somewhere and a lot of equipment got stole. Had 'no service' since I got up this morning and still got nowt! I'm on Voda and no problemo's here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Just checked, says they've got 19m customers and a couple hundred thousand are affected. Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Been pitching a sales guy round Birmingham today, I just can't get my head round how boring Brummies are. It's not like one off they're nearly all the same and they all have fuck all to say. "cooont hoolp yow sorroii myyte" fuck off boring cunts. They just sound soooooo fuckin depressed. They can't all be depressed. Cheer up you cunts, fuck sake, yous have just won the league cup. It's not fuckin hard to sound chirpy. I'd rather go to jail than live listening to that fuckin accent every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Been pitching a sales guy round Birmingham today, I just can't get my head round how boring Brummies are. It's not like one off they're nearly all the same and they all have fuck all to say. "cooont hoolp yow sorroii myyte" fuck off boring cunts. They just sound soooooo fuckin depressed. They can't all be depressed. Cheer up you cunts, fuck sake, yous have just won the league cup. It's not fuckin hard to sound chirpy. I'd rather go to jail than live listening to that fuckin accent every day. I know some Brummies and when I have to spend any time in their presence I feel really miserable, its always the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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