Meenzer 15719 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Get one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 humor....? in this day and age? what with terrorists killing us all day everyday, paedophiles lurching down every road like a George Romero film and immigrants stealing women, jobs, and bragging rights? a-you're an evil a-that a-can't a-be a-stopped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 what a con, the vending machine has gave me one of the old 5p as change instead of a 10p and none of the machines will take it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 hmmm.. got a job interview tomorrow but Ive woke up this morning with the tell tale signs of the flu. Im not feeling too bad at the moment but obviously its going to get worse.. now do you ring up and cancel at this late a date (it will actually have to be tomorrow morning, a full hour and a half before the interview, as I dont have the details on me) or do you fill yourself with as much beechams max strength as possible, explain at the beginning you dont normally sound so dopey and hope it goes well????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I'd definitely go for the second option mate, it shows commitment, it shows determination and it shows responsibility.also, if you get the job you'll be able to pull a couple of sickies because they'll presume you must be on deaths door if you're staying off, I mean hell, you came to the Interview with the flu!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Fishster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 should I get a Tattoo? and if so what? 77283[/snapback] You should but don't go and get one on your face like Mike Tyson. I want a tattoo when I'm old enough (*cough* pluck up the courage to get one *cough*) and I'd like to get something written on my arm in chinese. (Don't know what though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) How about this Brock? It stands for honour. **actually it means 'I prance about in underage girls' head bands and pink mini skirts.' Edited January 11, 2006 by Mags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Tatoos are shite. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Nice generalisation there Sammy- now toddle off kaja-boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 You can't go wrong with some home made blue dots on your knuclkes !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 You could do a Dave Gorman and get a drivers' license tattooed onto your arm, complete with Americanised birthdate and ginger beard if you want. I mean, you probably WOULDN'T want.... but the suggestion's still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Nice generalisation there Sammy- now toddle off kaja-boy. 77833[/snapback] Did you like it? You cant improve on bare flash tbh. A lasses skin should be like the setting sun on a millpool. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 How about this Brock? It stands for honour. **actually it means 'I prance about in underage girls' head bands and pink mini skirts.' 77828[/snapback] She's 19 now though so not underage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Mags, you missed out the word 'antlers'. It's all about the antlers... We're never gonna let that one go Brockster....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Tatoos are shite. FACT! 77830[/snapback] You cant improve on bare flash tbh. 77840[/snapback] Your spelling is also shite and needs improvement tbh. FACT! Tattoos and flesh, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Mags, you missed out the word 'antlers'. It's all about the antlers... We're never gonna let that one go Brockster....... 77880[/snapback] I didn't remember if there were antlers or not. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Excuse me a minute: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Mmkay..... feel slightly better now.... Thank you. Please continue as before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Heya, could you folks reading this please do me (well, my friends) one teeny tiny favour? Go to this link: http://www.xmradio.com/bonjovibands/ballot.jsp And then click on "The Crash Moderns" (second from the end) And then click on "Vote". It'll take you, what?, about 20 seconds. But would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Mags, you missed out the word 'antlers'. It's all about the antlers... We're never gonna let that one go Brockster....... 77880[/snapback] On the flight back from Tampa, the flight crew were wearing xmas hats and our stewardess had antlers on...and they had a bell.... I'm ashamed to say I had a relapse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Ahhh, we love you Brocky! By the way, for everyone's enjoyment..... It's a cat with a lime on it's head!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Caption (cat-tion) anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15719 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Caption (cat-tion) anyone? 78434[/snapback] "Fuck me, catmag's chopped me ears off!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_nufc 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Caption (cat-tion) anyone? 78434[/snapback] "Fuck me, catmag's chopped me ears off!" 78437[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Caption (cat-tion) anyone? 78434[/snapback] "Fuck me, catmag's chopped me ears off!" 78437[/snapback] And we have a winner! Hard caption to follow there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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