Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Just got an ever expanding temple, from my gf. Not all going swell in the land of couple-dom as can be predicted. She hit you? I hope you fucking hit her back harder! That was always my mam's advice when I was a kid if someone hit me. Threw my Christmas present at me after I told her it was shite Completely forgot about it until I looked in the mirror this morning, still not too clear on the details about what happened, can't even remember being on here last night talking shite, personally I'm blaming the concussion but then again I was very, very drunk. aye but on the plus side, if you didnt feel comfortable with the lass, ya would never have thrown the thing and said it was shit, you would have accpeted it and siad it was lush etc. bt like the commfortableness with ya mate if they got ya somtit sit you woudl be able to say so and thats that you dont like it and they couldnt give a damb anyways, so the fact that you have that level of comfortability (is that even a wrord) is canny cool. If Id got someone a prezzy who hated it id rather they told me it was shit, else id probs go on buying em the same shit they hated anyways, so better ya tell her now to buy you gift vouchers instead, least then you dont have a life time of naff prezzys Of course, the alternate viewpoint is that when it gets to the stage when you're telling the other person that what they got you was shite, then you're just so bitter and resentful that you don't really care any more, and they don't know you well enough to even buy you something worthwhile! Not necessarily, ya might love the bones of the person and not feel bitter or resentful towards them at all, but still think what they got you is shite, after all she is ya girlfriend/wife, not ya blumming mind reader. Throwing it wasnt nice, a bit daft carry on could have been shared over the fact that she thought it was nice, and he thought it was crap. That maybe a better alternative then having to lie, say you love it, let her think she has the powers of mystic meg, and get the same shit next year, then have to lie again, say you love it, etc. Alternatively, maybe she is bitter and resentful towards him, so decided to buy him something shite this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I only got an Enrique album didn't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I only got an Enrique album didn't I? Blatantly asked for it though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I only got an Enrique album didn't I? Blatantly asked for it though.. Nope. Paolo Nutini's album on the other hand is quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Bah. I just got tickets from the Beeb for a recording of The News Quiz. (Radio 4 comedy is the new mauve.) Only it's on the same night as the monthly Eurovision bash at the Retro bar and the Decemberists gig I've already got tickets for. Naturally, there's barely a sniff of social crotch for several weeks either side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I always have a chuckle at this kind of thing ( etc.), but reading down the list of new entries on this week's singles chart is like a brief chronology of an eventful relationship. In order, there's: I Don't Love You I Could Fall In Love With You I Wanna Have Your Babies This Must Be Love Thou Shalt Always Kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Flibble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10677 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Tango? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Wait, is this GRC or word association? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Propa Old Skool man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Where's Blaydon when you need him? Wait, don't answer that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Tango? You known when you've been tangoed (SP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 about 230 to get the car through the MOT. Something about brake pipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Speaking of old skool, our boiler is playing up at the minute. I'm actually scared to call around for quotes in case I get one of you lot on the other end of the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Speaking of old skool, our boiler is playing up at the minute. I'm actually scared to call around for quotes in case I get one of you lot on the other end of the line. Blowing hot and cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Speaking of old skool, our boiler is playing up at the minute. I'm actually scared to call around for quotes in case I get one of you lot on the other end of the line. Blowing hot and cold? Both literally and metaphorically. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Just had a shit that was at least 30% sweetcorn if anyone's interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Speaking of old skool, our boiler is playing up at the minute. I'm actually scared to call around for quotes in case I get one of you lot on the other end of the line. How much for a new one like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 My dad needs a small boiler to fit where his old broken one is. If anyone knows where you can get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10677 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Just had a shit that was at least 30% sweetcorn if anyone's interested. I had a shit where the back doors feel like Improvised Explosion Devices were set up all the way around it. Something about the chilli mayo I had last night I reckon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Chilli mayo? That can't possibly be allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Chilli mayo? That can't possibly be allowed. Home brew I'm guessing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15357 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Chilli mayo? That can't possibly be allowed. Home brew I'm guessing.... Depending on how literally you mean that, I may withdraw his invite to our bring-a-bottle housewarming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 about 230 to get the car through the MOT. Something about brake pipes. turns out it needed another part, plus i forgot about the cost of the mot and service and vat. 346. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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