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57 minutes ago, ewerk said:

You kids of the eighties must have been hard up for wank bank material.

 

You have no fucking idea. We didn't have pornography at the click of the button. We had to use our imagination. Or hunt around in bushes for the shredded remains of a porno mag which were inexplicably everywhere. 

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5 hours ago, Renton said:

Or hunt around in bushes for the shredded remains of a porno mag which were inexplicably everywhere. 

:lol::lol::lol:

Hedge porn was the lifeblood of most teenage lads. 
 

That, and nicking your old man’s unimaginatively hidden* Hustlers. 
 

 

 

* under his side of the mattress- what a surprise :lol:

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I got a rash (no you DIRTY BASTARDS!) on my torso I saw the doc about.  After finally speaking to one (---->;)<----). He has given me a perscription for a cream.  Went to collect it yesterday was asked if I pay for my meds.  I don't for my epilepsy meds, so I just said 'I don't for my epilepsy stuff, but will for this'  then got told that if i have an exemption card I don't pay for any meds full stop.

 

I find that a bit mad.  Surely this is costing the NHS millions? 

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I've thought the same thing (I also have a condition that entitles me to an exemption card), but I suppose it makes pharmacists' lives quicker and easier rather than having to work out what's exempt and what isn't and potentially argue the toss every time.

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4 hours ago, Meenzer said:

I've thought the same thing (I also have a condition that entitles me to an exemption card), but I suppose it makes pharmacists' lives quicker and easier rather than having to work out what's exempt and what isn't and potentially argue the toss every time.

 

Aye, it's basically just a quirk of the system. The way they work out who is and isn't entitled to exemption from prescriptions is bizarre. But includes epilepsy, siabetes, hypothyroidism, nominally conditions where your bosy isn't making chemicals it should. Given that children and pensioners don't pay prescription charges, there is a strong argument for scrapping them, but I guess you want to avoid moral hazard. I pay £15 a month or something for my many prescriptions. In the US, I would be bankrupt. 

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On 17/01/2025 at 07:59, Renton said:

 

You have no fucking idea. We didn't have pornography at the click of the button. We had to use our imagination. Or hunt around in bushes for the shredded remains of a porno mag which were inexplicably everywhere. 

There’s a lad I went to school with whose mam and dad ran a newsagent’s. Let’s just say he was a popular lad 

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2 hours ago, Alex said:

There’s a lad I went to school with whose mam and dad ran a newsagent’s. Let’s just say he was a popular lad 

 

There once was a newsagent's son called Nate,

Who was never in need of a mate,

He'd share the shop's porn

On any given school day morn

And that's why they always were late.

 

He also had a sis called Vicky

Working out this rhyme was quite tricky 

When his dad found out,

The porn mags were out

It was jazz rags in a hedge that were sticky.

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

There once was a newsagent's son called Nate,

Who was never in need of a mate,

He'd share the shop's porn

On any given school day morn

And that's why they always were late.

 

He also had a sis called Vicky

Working out this rhyme was quite tricky 

When his dad found out,

The porn mags were out

It was jazz rags in a hedge that were sticky.

 

Renton: "Hey CHATGPT, make me a double limerick about siblings called Nate and Vicky whose Dad is a newsagents selling porno mags, with hilarious consequences" 

 

ChatGPT: "O O O... This content may violate our usage guidelines. Please rephrase your query to avoid potentially harmful content. Oh, btw 3 strikes now, my protocol instructs me to inform HR with your prompt log and your last 3 years of Internet bistory" .

 

Renton:

 

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9 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Renton: "Hey CHATGPT, make me a double limerick about siblings called Nate and Vicky whose Dad is a newsagents selling porno mags, with hilarious consequences" 

 

ChatGPT: "O O O... This content may violate our usage guidelines. Please rephrase your query to avoid potentially harmful content. Oh, btw 3 strikes now, my protocol instructs me to inform HR with your prompt log and your last 3 years of Internet bistory" .

 

Renton:

 

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ChatGPT can't compete with the east end lyrical gangster. (Cough, ahem). :lol:

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6 years after we lost our infant girl inexplicably to SIDS, the missus and I welcomed a baby boy today. 

 

Absolutely elated and terrified in equal measure :lol:  

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