Renton 22890 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 57 minutes ago, ewerk said: You kids of the eighties must have been hard up for wank bank material. You have no fucking idea. We didn't have pornography at the click of the button. We had to use our imagination. Or hunt around in bushes for the shredded remains of a porno mag which were inexplicably everywhere. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10696 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Is PL on a job in Ireland by any chance ?? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34960 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 8 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Is PL on a job in Ireland by any chance ?? It was the wall's fault. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22890 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 PL only drives a white van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10696 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 hour ago, Renton said: PL only drives a white van with metallic streaks, at bollard height. FYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44037 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 5 hours ago, Renton said: Or hunt around in bushes for the shredded remains of a porno mag which were inexplicably everywhere. Hedge porn was the lifeblood of most teenage lads. That, and nicking your old man’s unimaginatively hidden* Hustlers. * under his side of the mattress- what a surprise 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21884 Posted Thursday at 08:38 Share Posted Thursday at 08:38 I got a rash (no you DIRTY BASTARDS!) on my torso I saw the doc about. After finally speaking to one (----><----). He has given me a perscription for a cream. Went to collect it yesterday was asked if I pay for my meds. I don't for my epilepsy meds, so I just said 'I don't for my epilepsy stuff, but will for this' then got told that if i have an exemption card I don't pay for any meds full stop. I find that a bit mad. Surely this is costing the NHS millions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15956 Posted Thursday at 08:43 Share Posted Thursday at 08:43 I've thought the same thing (I also have a condition that entitles me to an exemption card), but I suppose it makes pharmacists' lives quicker and easier rather than having to work out what's exempt and what isn't and potentially argue the toss every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31993 Posted Thursday at 12:05 Share Posted Thursday at 12:05 Or move to NI where all our prescriptions are free of charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22890 Posted Thursday at 12:52 Share Posted Thursday at 12:52 4 hours ago, Meenzer said: I've thought the same thing (I also have a condition that entitles me to an exemption card), but I suppose it makes pharmacists' lives quicker and easier rather than having to work out what's exempt and what isn't and potentially argue the toss every time. Aye, it's basically just a quirk of the system. The way they work out who is and isn't entitled to exemption from prescriptions is bizarre. But includes epilepsy, siabetes, hypothyroidism, nominally conditions where your bosy isn't making chemicals it should. Given that children and pensioners don't pay prescription charges, there is a strong argument for scrapping them, but I guess you want to avoid moral hazard. I pay £15 a month or something for my many prescriptions. In the US, I would be bankrupt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36048 Posted Thursday at 17:06 Share Posted Thursday at 17:06 On 17/01/2025 at 07:59, Renton said: You have no fucking idea. We didn't have pornography at the click of the button. We had to use our imagination. Or hunt around in bushes for the shredded remains of a porno mag which were inexplicably everywhere. There’s a lad I went to school with whose mam and dad ran a newsagent’s. Let’s just say he was a popular lad 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34960 Posted Thursday at 19:12 Share Posted Thursday at 19:12 2 hours ago, Alex said: There’s a lad I went to school with whose mam and dad ran a newsagent’s. Let’s just say he was a popular lad There once was a newsagent's son called Nate, Who was never in need of a mate, He'd share the shop's porn On any given school day morn And that's why they always were late. He also had a sis called Vicky Working out this rhyme was quite tricky When his dad found out, The porn mags were out It was jazz rags in a hedge that were sticky. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22890 Posted Thursday at 21:29 Share Posted Thursday at 21:29 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: There once was a newsagent's son called Nate, Who was never in need of a mate, He'd share the shop's porn On any given school day morn And that's why they always were late. He also had a sis called Vicky Working out this rhyme was quite tricky When his dad found out, The porn mags were out It was jazz rags in a hedge that were sticky. Renton: "Hey CHATGPT, make me a double limerick about siblings called Nate and Vicky whose Dad is a newsagents selling porno mags, with hilarious consequences" ChatGPT: "O O O... This content may violate our usage guidelines. Please rephrase your query to avoid potentially harmful content. Oh, btw 3 strikes now, my protocol instructs me to inform HR with your prompt log and your last 3 years of Internet bistory" . Renton: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34960 Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 9 hours ago, Renton said: Renton: "Hey CHATGPT, make me a double limerick about siblings called Nate and Vicky whose Dad is a newsagents selling porno mags, with hilarious consequences" ChatGPT: "O O O... This content may violate our usage guidelines. Please rephrase your query to avoid potentially harmful content. Oh, btw 3 strikes now, my protocol instructs me to inform HR with your prompt log and your last 3 years of Internet bistory" . Renton: ChatGPT can't compete with the east end lyrical gangster. (Cough, ahem). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21884 Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: ChatGPT can't compete with the east end lyrical gangster. (Cough, ahem). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4449 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 6 years after we lost our infant girl inexplicably to SIDS, the missus and I welcomed a baby boy today. Absolutely elated and terrified in equal measure 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48014 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Big congratulations mate, that's great news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4210 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Well done fella. Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44037 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Nice one @aimaad22 Congratulations to you and Mrs. Aimaad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31993 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Congrats @aimaad22! Just before Trump tries to get rid of birthright citizenship. Make sure to pass on the curse of supporting NUFC to the young one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10696 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Congrats Aimaad, Eddie's a canny name btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7125 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Congrats Aimaad. Holden is a GREAT name btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5643 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Congrats mate, that is great news. Really happy for you both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4975 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago Congrats mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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