PaddockLad 19509 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 16/01/2025 at 19:39, Howmanheyman said: Anyone have any guesses who this is? Expand is it Mariella Frostup or whatever the fuck her hurdy gurdy hassenfassen name was? .. is she still the voice of Orange Mobile customer services call centre options? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52014 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Is it Josie Lawrence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37687 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 16/01/2025 at 21:37, PaddockLad said: is it Mariella Frostup or whatever the fuck her hurdy gurdy hassenfassen name was? .. is she still the voice of Orange Mobile customer services call centre options? Expand On 16/01/2025 at 21:39, Gemmill said: Is it Josie Lawrence? Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37687 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 It's........ Daphne from neighbours. (At least you'll have heard of her unlike the kid who died from Hollyoaks). Carry on. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52014 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 I recognise the face like. Just can't place it. Howay let's hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52014 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 I was just talking about her and Des the other day. Reminiscing about the storyline where Des had a personal trainer called Arnie who wouldn't leave him alone and just kept turning up at the house and beasting him. Great stuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19509 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Fuck me. The winter nights must fly by… 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23621 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Has Claudie Winklemann got jaundice or does she have Trumps tanning machine? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52014 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 16/01/2025 at 21:58, PaddockLad said: Fuck me. The winter nights must fly by… Expand Drop dead, sausagefingers. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Not that bothered. Don't think she was ever in the bank whilst Charlene was around. Relieved it isn't Frostup who very much was in the bank. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 16/01/2025 at 22:03, wykikitoon said: Has Claudie Winklemann got jaundice or does she have Trumps tanning machine? Expand You should see her without the wig. Only kidding Claudia love. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37687 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 16/01/2025 at 22:03, wykikitoon said: Has Claudie Winklemann got jaundice or does she have Trumps tanning machine? Expand "Claudia muthafuckin Winkleman. Face like granddad's old, I say, old leather wallet. (Last used 1987)." ✅ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46060 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 16/01/2025 at 22:24, Renton said: Not that bothered. Don't think she was ever in the bank whilst Charlene was around. Relieved it isn't Frostup who very much was in the bank. Expand You can keep Charlene and Daphne, I only ever tuned in if this minx was going to be on… Straight in to the High Interest Account, along with Mariella Hurdy Gurdy Hassenfassen 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46060 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 16/01/2025 at 21:58, PaddockLad said: Fuck me. The winter nights must fly by… Expand Scene. Gemmill’s living room, he plonks a bucket of sauerkraut and 6 sourdough flatbreads down and throws the Mrs. her matching Mr. Blobby onesie, (he’s already kitted up). “ Settle in pet, I’ve got seasons 1-10 of Neighbours lined up for us. You’ll never guess what Daphne looks like now …” Mrs. G, putting her coat on as she heads for the door … “ Sorry love, my Dad’s coming round for a shite or two, I’m off to the pub!” Gemmill- “ Oh…Throw my tiger feet slippers over, would you?” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12817 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 16/01/2025 at 20:56, wykikitoon said: @RobinRobinwill tell you Expand On 16/01/2025 at 21:51, Howmanheyman said: It's........ Daphne from neighbours. (At least you'll have heard of her unlike the kid who died from Hollyoaks). Carry on. Expand Still 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33963 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 You kids of the eighties must have been hard up for wank bank material. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12014 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 16/01/2025 at 19:39, Howmanheyman said: Anyone have any guesses who this is? Expand Cliff Michelmore in his Trans phase 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 17/01/2025 at 06:59, ewerk said: You kids of the eighties must have been hard up for wank bank material. Expand You have no fucking idea. We didn't have pornography at the click of the button. We had to use our imagination. Or hunt around in bushes for the shredded remains of a porno mag which were inexplicably everywhere. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12014 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Is PL on a job in Ireland by any chance ?? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37687 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 17/01/2025 at 11:49, Toonpack said: Is PL on a job in Ireland by any chance ?? Expand It was the wall's fault. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 PL only drives a white van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12014 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 17/01/2025 at 12:01, Renton said: PL only drives a white van with metallic streaks, at bollard height. Expand FYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46060 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 On 17/01/2025 at 07:59, Renton said: Or hunt around in bushes for the shredded remains of a porno mag which were inexplicably everywhere. Expand Hedge porn was the lifeblood of most teenage lads. That, and nicking your old man’s unimaginatively hidden* Hustlers. * under his side of the mattress- what a surprise 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23621 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I got a rash (no you DIRTY BASTARDS!) on my torso I saw the doc about. After finally speaking to one (----><----). He has given me a perscription for a cream. Went to collect it yesterday was asked if I pay for my meds. I don't for my epilepsy meds, so I just said 'I don't for my epilepsy stuff, but will for this' then got told that if i have an exemption card I don't pay for any meds full stop. I find that a bit mad. Surely this is costing the NHS millions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16719 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I've thought the same thing (I also have a condition that entitles me to an exemption card), but I suppose it makes pharmacists' lives quicker and easier rather than having to work out what's exempt and what isn't and potentially argue the toss every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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