General Random Conversation..

[Howmanheyman 34773]

32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Sarah Millican 10 years ago, going to buy some more vagina jokes? 

 

[Meenzer 15911]

Whoever she is, she's stolen Lisa Loeb's glasses.

[Isegrim 10056]

On 14/01/2025 at 10:06, Gemmill said:

So fuck them, I'll just eat homemade sourdough and I made some disgusting sauerkraut over the Christmas so I'll pile into that as well. 

Is there any sauerkraut that isn’t disgusting, Herr Gemmill?

[wykikitoon 21748]

@RobinRobinwill tell you 

[wykikitoon 21748]

Don't know if you.knew Allan Austin @Monkeys FistFist? A climber from Bradford. He passed this week at the. Age of 90. Did a of route setting especially Malham. I saw him do a talk at a film festival once. Really nice bloke. 

[toonotl 3310]

I turn 40 today. Having breakfast with the family in Vanuatu. Not as old as most of you lot. Life's good.

[Gemmill 47706]

Happy birthday you young cunt. I'm 50 in December. Absolute bullshit. 

[wykikitoon 21748]

Merry Birthday lad. Have a good one. 

It's just a number Gemmill. A mate turned 50 last year and he said he was depressed for a few days said it hit him, but seemed to shake it off and now isn't bothered. One of the strongest lads in the club is 58 he's a right beats 😂

[PaddockLad 18068]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Anyone have any guesses who this is?

 

is it Mariella Frostup or whatever the fuck her hurdy gurdy hassenfassen name was? .. is she still the voice of Orange Mobile customer services call centre options?

[Gemmill 47706]

Is it Josie Lawrence? 

[Howmanheyman 34773]

10 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

is it Mariella Frostup or whatever the fuck her hurdy gurdy hassenfassen name was? .. is she still the voice of Orange Mobile customer services call centre options?

 

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Is it Josie Lawrence? 

 

[Howmanheyman 34773]

It's........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daphne from neighbours. (At least you'll have heard of her unlike the kid who died from Hollyoaks).

 

Carry on. 

[Gemmill 47706]

I recognise the face like. Just can't place it. 

 

Howay let's hear it. 

[Gemmill 47706]

I was just talking about her and Des the other day.

 

Reminiscing about the storyline where Des had a personal trainer called Arnie who wouldn't leave him alone and just kept turning up at the house and beasting him. 

 

Great stuff. 

[PaddockLad 18068]

Fuck me. The winter nights must fly by…

[wykikitoon 21748]

Has Claudie Winklemann got jaundice or does she have Trumps tanning machine? 

[Gemmill 47706]

7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Fuck me. The winter nights must fly by…

 

Drop dead, sausagefingers. 

[Renton 22677]

Not that bothered. Don't think she was ever in the bank whilst Charlene was around. Relieved it isn't Frostup who very much was in the bank. 

[Renton 22677]

22 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Has Claudie Winklemann got jaundice or does she have Trumps tanning machine? 

 

You should see her without the wig. 

 

 

Only kidding Claudia love. 

[Howmanheyman 34773]

48 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Has Claudie Winklemann got jaundice or does she have Trumps tanning machine? 

 

"Claudia muthafuckin Winkleman. Face like granddad's old, I say, old leather wallet. (Last used 1987)." ✅

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Not that bothered. Don't think she was ever in the bank whilst Charlene was around. Relieved it isn't Frostup who very much was in the bank. 

You can keep Charlene and Daphne, I only ever tuned in if this minx was going to be on…

Straight in to the High Interest Account, along with Mariella  Hurdy Gurdy Hassenfassen 

[Monkeys Fist 43900]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Fuck me. The winter nights must fly by…

Scene. Gemmill’s living room, he plonks a bucket of sauerkraut and 6 sourdough flatbreads down and throws the Mrs. her matching Mr. Blobby onesie, (he’s already kitted up). 
“ Settle in pet, I’ve got seasons 1-10 of Neighbours lined up for us. 
You’ll never guess what Daphne looks like now …”

Mrs. G, putting her coat on as she heads for the door … 

“ Sorry love, my Dad’s coming round for a shite or two, I’m off to the pub!”

Gemmill- “ Oh…Throw my tiger feet slippers over, would you?”

[RobinRobin 11897]

7 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

@RobinRobinwill tell you 

 

 

6 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

It's........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daphne from neighbours. (At least you'll have heard of her unlike the kid who died from Hollyoaks).

 

Carry on. 

 

Still

[ewerk 31748]

You kids of the eighties must have been hard up for wank bank material.

[Toonpack 10595]

11 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Anyone have any guesses who this is?

 

Cliff Michelmore in his Trans phase