Monkeys Fist 43012 Posted Saturday at 13:45 Share Posted Saturday at 13:45 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: You'll need that long before I do. PaddockLad does do more gigs, aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9874 Posted Saturday at 14:20 Share Posted Saturday at 14:20 41 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Here you go, perfect for your nocturnal stalking sessions/ high impact cardio runathons How the fuck did you find that ?? Was it a targeted ad based on your recent search history?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31162 Posted Saturday at 14:25 Share Posted Saturday at 14:25 Suddenly the OAP is very interested. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9874 Posted Saturday at 14:29 Share Posted Saturday at 14:29 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Suddenly the OAP is very interested. I can hold my water thanks, although a precautionary piss is mandatory before leaving a pub, whether I feel the need to or not (just in case). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14016 Posted Sunday at 21:06 Share Posted Sunday at 21:06 One of the cats managed to sneak past us last night and get out and the little fucker has been lost for almost 24 hours now. He’s a totally indoor cat so I’m praying that he’s just holed up in a garden or garage nearby but my head is fucking wrecked with worry. I know they can find their way back but as it stands, I’m sitting outside with thermals and about 3 layers on, by the front door if he ventures back and I’ll be here until sunrise no doubt. So aye, shit Sunday 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45905 Posted Sunday at 21:18 Share Posted Sunday at 21:18 Ah that's shite. At least it's been a relatively mild one weather wise. Hope he turns up back for you tonight. Mine are outdoor cats but have all done the thing where they disappear for over 24 hours, and they eventually work it out and get back. If he's got a bed or owt he lies on or particularly likes and rubs his face on, leave it outside. Their sense of smell is wild and hopefully he'll pick up on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45905 Posted Monday at 08:05 Share Posted Monday at 08:05 10 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: One of the cats managed to sneak past us last night and get out and the little fucker has been lost for almost 24 hours now. He’s a totally indoor cat so I’m praying that he’s just holed up in a garden or garage nearby but my head is fucking wrecked with worry. I know they can find their way back but as it stands, I’m sitting outside with thermals and about 3 layers on, by the front door if he ventures back and I’ll be here until sunrise no doubt. So aye, shit Sunday Any joy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14016 Posted Monday at 11:54 Share Posted Monday at 11:54 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Any joy? Aye, the little cunt strode down the drive at half 6 this morning like nothing happened Luckily, my lass was looking out the window at the time and clocked him. She opened the front door and he darted back in. I’ve got a feeling that he was just over the road, either under one of the cars that hadn’t moved in two days or bunkered into someone’s overgrown garden. He’s spot on though. He was obviously anxious since he darted right in and then when he seen me, he sprinted at me for a head scratch. He’s had his tea and now he’s been asleep since half 7. We haven’t slept a wink so I’ve just had 4 hours there and managed to get a half day in to start later. The other cat is still a bit skitzy with him but she probably just needs to sniff his arse a couple of more times. To say I’m relieved is an understatement 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45905 Posted Monday at 11:57 Share Posted Monday at 11:57 Ah that's mint, really pleased for you. The fucking relief is unreal when they come back, man. The first one of mine that did this, I slept downstairs with the living room windows wide open and a bowl of food on the floor. Got woken up by a cat scranning the food at 2am, and it took me a while to pull myself around enough to be sure it was him. Food the priority with that little fucker though. But the relief is crazy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4113 Posted Monday at 12:14 Share Posted Monday at 12:14 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45905 Posted Monday at 12:17 Share Posted Monday at 12:17 "Guys" who like Seinfeld. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14016 Posted Monday at 19:10 Share Posted Monday at 19:10 7 hours ago, Gemmill said: Ah that's mint, really pleased for you. The fucking relief is unreal when they come back, man. The first one of mine that did this, I slept downstairs with the living room windows wide open and a bowl of food on the floor. Got woken up by a cat scranning the food at 2am, and it took me a while to pull myself around enough to be sure it was him. Food the priority with that little fucker though. But the relief is crazy. Aye, it was something else. Poor lad has spent all day sleeping apparently so he’s obviously been frightened and stressed wherever he was. Chinese has been bought and then I’m going to bed for 12 hours 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43012 Posted Wednesday at 07:46 Share Posted Wednesday at 07:46 Lads, if anyone is after a deal on ready mixed concrete, you’re in luck. Our newest member seems to be the lad to see, since his email is PoundHouseReadyMixConcrete@spammingbastid.com Prepare for a fascinating post from him, all about the joys of sand/concrete ratios. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9874 Posted Wednesday at 07:55 Share Posted Wednesday at 07:55 8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Lads, if anyone is after a deal on ready mixed concrete, you’re in luck. Our newest member seems to be the lad to see, since his email is PoundHouseReadyMixConcrete@spammingbastid.com Prepare for a fascinating post from him, all about the joys of sand/concrete ratios. How long will it take him to cement his place as a regular poster I wonder. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20641 Posted Wednesday at 08:09 Share Posted Wednesday at 08:09 22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Lads, if anyone is after a deal on ready mixed concrete, you’re in luck. Our newest member seems to be the lad to see, since his email is PoundHouseReadyMixConcrete@spammingbastid.com Prepare for a fascinating post from him, all about the joys of sand/concrete ratios. I wonder what is in his PAV2 mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43012 Posted Wednesday at 08:14 Share Posted Wednesday at 08:14 18 minutes ago, Toonpack said: How long will it take him to cement his place as a regular poster I wonder. He’ll be handy if we have any two-legged ties, just the man to keep an eye on the aggregate score. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43012 Posted Wednesday at 08:28 Share Posted Wednesday at 08:28 21 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I wonder what is in his PAV2 mix Jism… Self loathing and jism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9874 Posted Wednesday at 08:40 Share Posted Wednesday at 08:40 25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: He’ll be handy if we have any two-legged ties, just the man to keep an eye on the aggregate score. Hopefully we’ll lay a strong foundation in the first leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45905 Posted Wednesday at 08:41 Share Posted Wednesday at 08:41 Oh great. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20641 Posted Wednesday at 08:49 Share Posted Wednesday at 08:49 Sup Gemmill? You're love for concrete not that rock-solid yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11510 Posted Wednesday at 09:26 Share Posted Wednesday at 09:26 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43012 Posted Wednesday at 09:55 Share Posted Wednesday at 09:55 27 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: @Howmanheyman’s first gaff, post beer shart? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43012 Posted Wednesday at 09:58 Share Posted Wednesday at 09:58 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Sup Gemmill? You're love for concrete not that rock-solid yet? He finds puns to be a(s)palling. He’ll be ok, down a few slabs and he’ll be cured. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20641 Posted Wednesday at 12:24 Share Posted Wednesday at 12:24 Apparently theres a new Railway Children coming. Its got BAME representation. The Gammons will be full on fewm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted Wednesday at 12:27 Share Posted Wednesday at 12:27 We do not want any UN-BRITISH INFLUENCES in this story about looking after a Russian exile 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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