Monkeys Fist 42936 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 It’s as rancid as the accent 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11487 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Addendum- Just had a proper road rager follow me in to an industrial estate and jump out for a rant whilst I was waiting at a barrier The prick was angry that I pulled out instead of smashing in to the back of a slow moving wagon or something- couldn’t really understand his Yam Yam accent. Funny as fuck tbh, the more angry he got, the more I laughed in his face, which got him wound up to the point of offering me a bout of fisticuffs I don’t know if was me tapping my monkey wrench on the dashboard, or asking him to hang in while I put my boots on, so I didn’t break my toes on his face, but after I’d got booted and turned back to the window, he’d fucked off. And yes, fucking Wolverhampton! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20616 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33708 Posted December 9 Share Posted December 9 17 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Addendum- Just had a proper road rager follow me in to an industrial estate and jump out for a rant whilst I was waiting at a barrier The prick was angry that I pulled out instead of smashing in to the back of a slow moving wagon or something- couldn’t really understand his Yam Yam accent. Funny as fuck tbh, the more angry he got, the more I laughed in his face, which got him wound up to the point of offering me a bout of fisticuffs I don’t know if was me tapping my monkey wrench on the dashboard, or asking him to hang in while I put my boots on, so I didn’t break my toes on his face, but after I’d got booted and turned back to the window, he’d fucked off. And yes, fucking Wolverhampton! @Monkeys Fistfollowing the bloke out of the industrial estate.... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11487 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 11 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: @Monkeys Fistfollowing the bloke out of the industrial estate.... What a brilliant film 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35534 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 5 hours ago, RobinRobin said: What a brilliant film Terrifying seeing that for the first time aged about 9 or 10. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20616 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 I've been well and truly thrown under the bus by my line manager We're doing a job where the site gaffer is an absolute window licker. He is complaining all the time he cant set out XYZ because he cant get a setting out engineer on site. Well fuck off, that's not our issue. It's a complex site and we have tried to simplify the foundations. Last Friday I wasn't in the office, line manager agrees to update some information and hasn't communicated that to me. Come in this morning, email from window licker addressed to line manager. Line manager is in meetings all morning, so I have tried to help and replied. Architect replied with 'Where is your updated information as promised in the meeting on Friday, we need it today otherwise we are in delay' Nice, lovely, lush, amazing. Line Manager ✅ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42936 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? Aye? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35534 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 No good deed goes unpunished 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20616 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? Aye? It should have been a simple reply. This cunt on site is relentless and my gaffer cant reply as he's not in. So I thought I would reply with the answer. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42936 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: It should have been a simple reply. This cunt on site is relentless and my gaffer cant reply as he's not in. So I thought I would reply with the wrong answer. Fyp. Also, Monkeys Fist ✅ 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20616 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 I want you to do a YouTube trucking channel like Trucker Tim Than I can ✅ you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42936 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 That will not be happening, why the fuck would I incriminate myself? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9804 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? Aye? Exactly that 👆 when brown nosing clients goes wrong. ooh ooh Mr Client boss isn’t around but I can help, because I’m soooo good. Lesson - Never jump in when only cc’d, especially if you’ve been out for a time and haven’t been brought up to speed. Double especially when the client is a window licking cunt. That’s just a basic no win right there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20616 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 27 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Exactly that 👆 when brown nosing clients goes wrong. ooh ooh Mr Client boss isn’t around but I can help, because I’m soooo good. Lesson - Never jump in when only cc’d, especially if you’ve been out for a time and haven’t been brought up to speed. Double especially when the client is a window licking cunt. That’s just a basic no win right there. I fucking hate the client and how is trying to keep something on programme brown nosing? Anyways, Contractors gaffer has just phoned me to apologise for his window licking site gaffer and said its sorted 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11487 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 26 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I fucking hate the client and how is trying to keep something on programme brown nosing? Anyways, Contractors gaffer has just phoned me to apologise for his window licking site gaffer and said its sorted So what were you whining about? 🙂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Christmas Tree 4786 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 Mind a bit blown this morning. Listening to quite a lot of music during my 18 hour shifts and just realised that nights in white satin is not Knights in white satin Cant stand the song so never really listen to it, but whenever it comes on I’ve always thought of some scene from Monty Python. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42936 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 35 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: during my 18 hour shits Ease off on the heroin, try some Bong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13985 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 48 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Mind a bit blown this morning. Listening to quite a lot of music during my 18 hour shifts and just realised that nights in white satin is not Knights in white satin Cant stand the song so never really listen to it, but whenever it comes on I’ve always thought of some scene from Monty Python. Eh? Did the actual title of the song not give it away like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4786 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 8 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Eh? Did the actual title of the song not give it away like? Knights in posh clothes, yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15690 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 CT remains confused as to why wise men say "only fools Russian" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17586 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 CT is enjoying a clear view now the showers have stopped but is disappointed that his assistant Lorraine has fucked off for the day without puttting the last few racks of the “YES IM AN ANNOYING FUCKIN TWAT” mugs into the kiln 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15690 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Knights in posh clothes, yes "But what did they sit in????" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10291 Posted December 10 Share Posted December 10 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I've been well and truly thrown under the bus by my line manager We're doing a job where the site gaffer is an absolute window licker. He is complaining all the time he cant set out XYZ because he cant get a setting out engineer on site. Well fuck off, that's not our issue. It's a complex site and we have tried to simplify the foundations. Last Friday I wasn't in the office, line manager agrees to update some information and hasn't communicated that to me. Come in this morning, email from window licker addressed to line manager. Line manager is in meetings all morning, so I have tried to help and replied. Architect replied with 'Where is your updated information as promised in the meeting on Friday, we need it today otherwise we are in delay' Nice, lovely, lush, amazing. Line Manager ✅ Clean windows ✅ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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