Howmanheyman 37346 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 Can't believe nobody so far has mentioned the cultural event of the year so far, the demolition of Hexham House in Walker. The wife mentioned it but we forgot about it till we were sitting having a cuppa in the house and heard a big explosion in the distance. The crowd. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51458 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 You can hear some people coughing towards the end of the clip. They'll never get that dust out of their lungs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16635 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 On 01/12/2024 at 10:18, Gemmill said: This cunt. The AUDIENCE is the problem, not Greg's great material. Expand Let's see if this tracks for him... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51458 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 I was just thinking earlier on that he'll be on GB News before too long cooking up Great British Bangers. He'll be on about 15 minute cities on twitter within 6 months too. Retweeting Sharron Davies. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12120 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 On 01/12/2024 at 10:18, Gemmill said: This cunt. The AUDIENCE is the problem, not Greg's great material. Expand Apparently the BBC has received complaints about him over a 14 year period 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12120 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51458 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 Delighted to see that he's getting lumped in with the paedos. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45867 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 Tales From The Truck : Volume IX. One of the things they don’t teach you when you take your test is how to deal with the boredom once you’ve done the same route a few times. I’m sure you’ll all join me in congratulating myself on winning a Gold Medal at the Fart Olympics. The winning move was a Triple-Split Trump Triumvirate. One fart, which, on its route to freedom, splits in to three, one each going either side of your nut sack, one going direct up the middle of the bag. Done three consecutive times. I’m absolutely delighted. I even topped it off with a Quad-split, which is as above but with an extra gufflet heading up the back groove. Outstanding. Sadly, since I’ve just dropped the kids off at the pool, the tank is empty and no more Arse Athletics are likely for the remainder of my run. The hours just fly by. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24216 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 On 02/12/2024 at 03:17, Monkeys Fist said: One of the things they don’t teach you when you take your test is how to deal with the boredom once you’ve done the same route a few time Expand Fail. I believe what you're officially supposed to do is put a brick on the gas, put your feet up on the dash, and watch netflix on your tablet. Unless it's really misty, in which case you should also be sending text messages as you do this. 👍 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37375 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 On 01/12/2024 at 10:18, Gemmill said: This cunt. The AUDIENCE is the problem, not Greg's great material. Expand Well it’s not going to be some young kid on the crew who’s worried about losing their job, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23399 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 Next its gonna be Sir David aint it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23399 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 I've finally fucked off Instagram. Every fucker want's to be an influencer now. Why cant people just do their hobbies without tagging in fucking companies virtually begging for free shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24216 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 FFS. Just fucked up on my IT awareness by clicking on an obviously fake link from a phishing e-mail sent by my own company to catch us out. I'll probably be sent in shame to do another fraud awareness course now. No excuse really except their filtering is normally soo good I just accept the stuff that does get through is legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51458 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33677 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12120 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19405 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 On 02/12/2024 at 11:52, Alex said: Well it’s not going to be some young kid on the crew who’s worried about losing their job, is it? Expand Well… wait till you see who’s replacing him.. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24216 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS. That is all. I mean, I'm chronologically 3 or so years older than Gemmill but follicularly and groovily easily a decade younger. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7835 Posted December 2, 2024 Share Posted December 2, 2024 On 01/12/2024 at 10:18, Gemmill said: This cunt. The AUDIENCE is the problem, not Greg's great material. Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12722 Posted December 3, 2024 Share Posted December 3, 2024 On 02/12/2024 at 16:59, Renton said: FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS. That is all. I mean, I'm chronologically 3 or so years older than Gemmill but follicularly and groovily easily a decade younger. Expand Sorry, only just seen this 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7835 Posted December 3, 2024 Share Posted December 3, 2024 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12276 Posted December 3, 2024 Share Posted December 3, 2024 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23399 Posted December 4, 2024 Share Posted December 4, 2024 I've unfollowed Athletic on Bluesky. Fuck me. They spam all the fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11881 Posted December 4, 2024 Share Posted December 4, 2024 On 04/12/2024 at 07:19, wykikitoon said: I've unfollowed Athletic on Bluesky. Fuck me. They spam all the fucking time. Expand There’s a few cunts imported all their old tweets from twatter, completely spamming the NUFC feed with years old shite, been on a block frenzy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3940 Posted December 4, 2024 Share Posted December 4, 2024 On 04/12/2024 at 07:19, wykikitoon said: I've unfollowed Athletic on Bluesky. Fuck me. They spam all the fucking time. Expand On 04/12/2024 at 07:40, Toonpack said: There’s a few cunts imported all their old tweets from twatter, completely spamming the NUFC feed with years old shite, been on a block frenzy. Expand I'm thinking about binning off my subscription - is it just me or has the level of their writing and articles in general have been going downhill for ages, most of it is badly written, sensationalist shite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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