Gemmill 45024 Posted Sunday at 05:47 Share Posted Sunday at 05:47 Run completed. 4 days without an incident. 17,878 days without a bone break. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9481 Posted Sunday at 08:10 Share Posted Sunday at 08:10 God doing a bit of quality control on the production line: "You've overdone the bones on this one" Angel: "oops sorry God" God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin" Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink) God: "Yes, yes, perfect" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45024 Posted Sunday at 08:12 Share Posted Sunday at 08:12 You forgot about him 10 x-ing the sexiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9481 Posted Sunday at 08:14 Share Posted Sunday at 08:14 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: You forgot about him 10 x-ing the sexiness. Ego department excelled themselves, didn't they 👍 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17297 Posted Sunday at 09:58 Share Posted Sunday at 09:58 So sexy that your weekend consists of at least two self flagellating aerobic workouts in the middle of the fucking night…each to their own but if you’re not running to an early morning neighbourhood liaison all that sexiness is being wasted as far as I can make out 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17297 Posted Sunday at 09:59 Share Posted Sunday at 09:59 Bert is a bastard… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11426 Posted Sunday at 10:06 Share Posted Sunday at 10:06 6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9481 Posted Sunday at 10:12 Share Posted Sunday at 10:12 11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17297 Posted Sunday at 10:13 Share Posted Sunday at 10:13 Just now, Toonpack said: You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45024 Posted Sunday at 10:14 Share Posted Sunday at 10:14 (edited) 33 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… Paisley Park has taken a battering. Edited Sunday at 10:33 by Gemmill 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30700 Posted Sunday at 10:39 Share Posted Sunday at 10:39 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: God doing a bit of quality control on the production line: "You've overdone the bones on this one" Angel: "oops sorry God" God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin" Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink) God: "Yes, yes, perfect" Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42488 Posted Sunday at 10:46 Share Posted Sunday at 10:46 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. Aye, the mouse was gutted to get a smaller one… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17297 Posted Sunday at 10:49 Share Posted Sunday at 10:49 28 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Paisley Park has taken a battering. Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9803 Posted Sunday at 11:04 Share Posted Sunday at 11:04 14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 No fracture then, good. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9481 Posted Sunday at 11:09 Share Posted Sunday at 11:09 19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 What could go wrong with you in charge ?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45024 Posted Sunday at 11:23 Share Posted Sunday at 11:23 Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42488 Posted Sunday at 11:30 Share Posted Sunday at 11:30 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse* *based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20239 Posted Monday at 06:41 Share Posted Monday at 06:41 100% Jimmy Saville 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9481 Posted Monday at 12:49 Share Posted Monday at 12:49 Noticeable Gemmill hasn’t posted today, not that I’ve noticed anyway. I hope there’s not a head-torch at the bottom of a ditch shining in a desperate plea for assistance for it’s multiple broken boned owner. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45024 Posted Monday at 12:52 Share Posted Monday at 12:52 Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9481 Posted Wednesday at 15:02 Share Posted Wednesday at 15:02 @Renton Just for your piece of mind, unusually, there are currently (as I type) five NATO reconnaissance aircraft circling Kaliningrad, where Russia has some nukes. Rouble crashing and nervousness abounds 🍿🍿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35123 Posted Wednesday at 15:08 Share Posted Wednesday at 15:08 On 24/11/2024 at 11:30, Monkeys Fist said: They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse* *based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. Trained as a barrister. I mean barista 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35123 Posted Wednesday at 15:09 Share Posted Wednesday at 15:09 On 25/11/2024 at 12:52, Gemmill said: Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. Agreed 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45024 Posted Wednesday at 15:11 Share Posted Wednesday at 15:11 1 minute ago, Alex said: Agreed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11314 Posted Thursday at 02:56 Share Posted Thursday at 02:56 11 hours ago, Gemmill said: FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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