Gemmill 44889 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago Run completed. 4 days without an incident. 17,878 days without a bone break. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9422 Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago God doing a bit of quality control on the production line: "You've overdone the bones on this one" Angel: "oops sorry God" God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin" Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink) God: "Yes, yes, perfect" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44889 Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago You forgot about him 10 x-ing the sexiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9422 Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: You forgot about him 10 x-ing the sexiness. Ego department excelled themselves, didn't they 👍 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17274 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago So sexy that your weekend consists of at least two self flagellating aerobic workouts in the middle of the fucking night…each to their own but if you’re not running to an early morning neighbourhood liaison all that sexiness is being wasted as far as I can make out 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17274 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Bert is a bastard… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11387 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9422 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17274 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Just now, Toonpack said: You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44889 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago (edited) 33 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… Paisley Park has taken a battering. Edited 4 hours ago by Gemmill 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: God doing a bit of quality control on the production line: "You've overdone the bones on this one" Angel: "oops sorry God" God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin" Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink) God: "Yes, yes, perfect" Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. Aye, the mouse was gutted to get a smaller one… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17274 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 28 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Paisley Park has taken a battering. Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9777 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 No fracture then, good. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9422 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 What could go wrong with you in charge ?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44889 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse* *based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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