General Random Conversation..

[Isegrim 9772]

15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Someone else who has never broken any bones....

 

 

 

That‘s right, but can you leave me out of this?

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Someone else who has never broken any bones....

 

 

 

He’s been toed in the chest though. 

[Renton 21615]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Hasn’t Rents got a medical degree though? Fuckin rocky ground here Gemma   

 

ps you also got Covid after years of you suggesting in most self aggrandising manner possible that you were somehow superhumanly immune so you have got history with bogus health claims 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

I have*. Plus a science degree, masters and a PhD. Ive played my career hand fucking apallingly though.

 

*It's prec;linical medical degree, not a full one, so I have never practised. meeting patients like Gemmill put me right off front facing stuff. Although, ironically, I did do two attachments in orthopaedics and gained just enough knowledge to know what a fucking fracture is. 

[Gemmill 44853]

Leisure and Tourism. Did a first aid course whilst repping for Thomas Cook in Bennaz. Couldn't hack the repping life so came back and got a job pushing wheelchairs in Rake Lane General. 

 

THE END. 

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

Tbf, the amount of lost/confused/dead old people, pissed and injured twentysomethings, screaming sunburnt kids , and pregnant teenagers he’d have to deal with in Rake Lane would make it seem like a nice lie-in compared to repping in Benidorm. 

[Renton 21615]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Leisure and Tourism. Did a first aid course whilst repping for Thomas Cook in Bennaz. Couldn't hack the repping life so came back and got a job pushing wheelchairs in Rake Lane General. 

 

THE END. 

 

Is that right? Well, next time I need to push you in a wheel chair at hospital because you've chipped your knobbly knee or your pace maker has decided "fuck that" and rejected itself from you body, be afraid.

 

[Howmanheyman 33173]

It's that time of the day when most of TT stop posting while they get ready to go home after a hard day browsing on here and elsewhere. Roy Castle's 'dedication' could've been written for you and your laser focused determination to do a hard days work for your employer. I salute that absolute dedication and look forward to you posting on here in the house later on when you get bored after your tea or something and your lass starts talking shite to you. 

 

[Renton 21615]

I thangyu. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it. Nearly time for my post-posting nap and to think about what I'm having for tea. Gawd bless you all. 

[Howmanheyman 33173]

Toontastic! For when you're skiving at work or there's nowt on the telly when you get home later on. 

 

[PaddockLad 17252]

I’m going to the 21st birthday party of  two lads who’s dads are mates of mine. One of the birthday boys was with us in Newcastle earlier this year…so there’s going to be a huge team of young shavers all flat out on the piss waiting for the middle aged to try to keep up with them in the drinking stakes. Stand by for reports of the severity of hangover and any behaviour that may incur feelings of regret ☺️😬🍺

[Monkeys Fist 42417]

Have they all got earplugs to protect their hearing from your shirts? 

[PaddockLad 17252]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Have they all got earplugs to protect their hearing from your shirts? 

Navy blue grandad tonight, I know Gemmill wouldn’t be able to sleep without knowing ☺️

[Gemmill 44853]

Get off your phone, navy blue granddad.