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[ewerk 30569]

Toontastic: Officially not the place to come for sympathy 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13861]

I’m picturing Fish falling down as fast as Peter Griffin 

[Alex 35064]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Was carrying the little'un to the pram on the drive, my ankle gave way and I and just fucking earthsong-knee-dropped onto the concrete off the bottom step. Knees are fucked.  

 

 

 

The wife called me a dickhead, the baby thought it was a right laugh, hastily deleted the scene from the Ring doorbell. 

U ok, hun? 

[Gemmill 44814]

There's nothing funny about a sprained ankle, lads. NOTHING. 

[Renton 21592]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

The fish nearly into the house after the accident, nearly, so close but couldn't quite get over the threshold before the agony finally proved too much.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I..... I can't make it darling.....aaaarrrghhhh!!!...

..... delete the ring bell video and the money's in the biscuit tin......aaaarrrgghhhhh!! Farewell my love!"

 

"My love" [weak voice, croak] "My sweet, sweet love, promise me one thing?" 

 

"Ffs, yes Dave?" [derisive sigh] 

 

"Before I pass into the unknown, arghhhh, will you do one thing for me?" 

 

"Ffs, what, I've got aerobics in half an hour" 

 

" Will you press that button on my phone for me......." Last breath, fades to black. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Isegrim 9762]

I have been staying at home for over a week now with torn muscle in my right calf. It’s actually annoying as fuck and I am thinking of changing my name to Elena or Kieron.

[Toonpack 9390]

39 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

I have been staying at home for over a week now with torn muscle in my right calf. It’s actually annoying as fuck and I am thinking of changing my name to Elena or Kieron.

House arrest, how very Gestapo

[Gemmill 44814]

There's been another TT faller. Out for a headtorch run at 5 this morning. Caught my foot on a rock sticking out of the path. Skinned my hands, knee, and smacked my head so a nice little egg on that too.

 

Most annoyingly scratched fuck out of my new Garmin. 

 

Still no broken bones though, @thebrokendoll. 48 and never broken a bone. 

[thebrokendoll 9192]

brace yourselves gentlemen, this is another epic in the making.

[wykikitoon 20117]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

There's been another TT faller. Out for a headtorch run at 5 this morning. Caught my foot on a rock sticking out of the path. Skinned my hands, knee, and smacked my head so a nice little egg on that too.

 

Most annoyingly scratched fuck out of my new Garmin. 

 

Still no broken bones though, @thebrokendoll. 48 and never broken a bone. 

 

Praying for you and yours 

[Gemmill 44814]

9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: