RobinRobin 11281 Posted Wednesday at 11:20 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:20 Just now, The Fish said: Why, in the name of the deep blue sea, would you ever choose to trek into the Swedish hellscape when you could just click & collect? Adventure? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted Wednesday at 11:23 Share Posted Wednesday at 11:23 5 minutes ago, The Fish said: Why, in the name of the deep blue sea, would you ever choose to trek into the Swedish hellscape when you could just click & collect? Because the queue for C&C was massive, whereas there was nobody at the other Collect point that I went to, after my tactical raid in to the store itself. Also, picking up a couple of bags of meatballs to feed the Fistlets addiction. Edit; for clarity- at the Gateshead store there is the C&C which has its collection point just inside the exit, after the tills, and another, separate collection point for instore and online orders. It’s past the entrance on the way out. It’s never as busy as the C&C which is always chokka with identikit couples buying soft furnishings and shit pictures for their identikit new build on an identikit estate, to load in to their Audi suv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted Wednesday at 12:53 Share Posted Wednesday at 12:53 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Because the queue for C&C was massive, whereas there was nobody at the other Collect point that I went to, after my tactical raid in to the store itself. Also, picking up a couple of bags of meatballs to feed the Fistlets addiction. Edit; for clarity- at the Gateshead store there is the C&C which has its collection point just inside the exit, after the tills, and another, separate collection point for instore and online orders. It’s past the entrance on the way out. It’s never as busy as the C&C which is always chokka with identikit couples buying soft furnishings and shit pictures for their identikit new build on an identikit estate, to load in to their Audi suv. That's a lot of words for "Cunts" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted Wednesday at 13:18 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:18 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: is chokka with identikit couples buying soft furnishings and shit pictures for their identikit new build on an identikit estate, to load in to their Audi suv. Ooooohhhhhhh......... Choose life. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11387 Posted Thursday at 04:05 Share Posted Thursday at 04:05 Captain Tom’s family personally benefited from charity they founded, report finds https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/21/captain-tom-family-personally-benefited-from-charity-they-founded-report-finds?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1264 Posted Thursday at 09:44 Share Posted Thursday at 09:44 this dickhead that looks jsut like the chook started farking working at the same place as me today, couldnt stop giving him the then he winked at me🤦♀️, dumbass probably thinks i like him, fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9750 Posted Thursday at 10:05 Share Posted Thursday at 10:05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted Thursday at 11:07 Share Posted Thursday at 11:07 Everyone under the age of 30 in Australia has bleached hair and the homemade version of the carpet remnant haircut tbf. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44894 Posted Thursday at 11:07 Share Posted Thursday at 11:07 That includes the sheilas. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted Thursday at 12:11 Share Posted Thursday at 12:11 And the hair on their heads, not just the pubes. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33234 Posted Thursday at 12:17 Share Posted Thursday at 12:17 2 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: this dickhead that looks jsut like the chook started farking working at the same place as me today, couldnt stop giving him the then he winked at me🤦♀️, dumbass probably thinks i like him, fuck My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason but I don't hold it against her. Be better LTA. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33234 Posted Thursday at 12:18 Share Posted Thursday at 12:18 Just now, Howmanheyman said: My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason but I don't farken hold it against her. Be better LTA. LTAdMP 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9750 Posted Thursday at 14:20 Share Posted Thursday at 14:20 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason (who was no farken John Carver and this winds me up for reasons unknown) but all I do is criticise her every move and question her motives for literally everything on the internet despite no one else giving a shit. Crikey and bloody oath. Be better LTA. 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: LTAdMP Properly LTAdYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted Thursday at 14:53 Share Posted Thursday at 14:53 10 hours ago, Sonatine said: Captain Tom’s family personally benefited from charity they founded, report finds https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/21/captain-tom-family-personally-benefited-from-charity-they-founded-report-finds?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu Tories 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9423 Posted Thursday at 15:03 Share Posted Thursday at 15:03 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: That includes the sheilas. Incredible tache's 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted Thursday at 15:26 Share Posted Thursday at 15:26 11 hours ago, Sonatine said: Captain Tom’s family personally benefited from charity they founded, report finds https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/21/captain-tom-family-personally-benefited-from-charity-they-founded-report-finds?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu Evergreen Shrub Shrub Shrub Shrub Water Feature Hardy Annual Statue Raised Bed Fire Pit Pergola 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9423 Posted Thursday at 15:36 Share Posted Thursday at 15:36 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Evergreen Shrub Shrub Shrub Shrub Water Feature Hardy Annual Statue Raised Bed Fire Pit Pergola Bet it turns out the cunt wasn't even a Captain and he was only a privet 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted Thursday at 15:42 Share Posted Thursday at 15:42 6 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Bet it turns out the cunt wasn't even a Captain and he was only a privet Most of the money ended up in a hedge fund. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33234 Posted Thursday at 15:45 Share Posted Thursday at 15:45 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted Thursday at 16:47 Share Posted Thursday at 16:47 Was carrying the little'un to the pram on the drive, my ankle gave way and I and just fucking earthsong-knee-dropped onto the concrete off the bottom step. Knees are fucked. The wife called me a dickhead, the baby thought it was a right laugh, hastily deleted the scene from the Ring doorbell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33234 Posted Thursday at 17:26 Share Posted Thursday at 17:26 33 minutes ago, The Fish said: Was carrying the little'un to the pram on the drive, my ankle gave way and I and just fucking earthsong-knee-dropped onto the concrete off the bottom step. Knees are fucked. The wife called me a dickhead, the baby thought it was a right laugh, hastily deleted the scene from the Ring doorbell. Fish: "Aaaaarghhhh! Aaaaarghhhh!!" Mrs Fish: "Are you alright?" Fish: Aaaaarghhhh!!..... Aaaaarghhhh!!......The pain!!!!.......Aaaaarghhhh!!!!...... I'll tell you in a minute darling, I'm just hastily deleting the scene from our poncey ring bell......Aaaaarghhhh!! ...... Aaaaarghhhh!!...... Nearly done it.......Aaaaarghhhh!! Aaaaarghhhh!!.....there you go...... Deleted....... Aaaaarghhhh!!!!" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted Thursday at 17:49 Share Posted Thursday at 17:49 20 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Fish: "Aaaaarghhhh! Aaaaarghhhh!!" Mrs Fish: "Are you alright?" Fish: Aaaaarghhhh!!..... Aaaaarghhhh!!......The pain!!!!.......Aaaaarghhhh!!!!...... I'll tell you in a minute darling, I'm just hastily deleting the scene from our poncey ring bell......Aaaaarghhhh!! ...... Aaaaarghhhh!!...... Nearly done it.......Aaaaarghhhh!! Aaaaarghhhh!!.....there you go...... Deleted....... Aaaaarghhhh!!!!" " Aarrrghhhh! The pain, the fucking pain. Aarrrghhhh! Aarrrghhhh! Must.... Aarrrghhhh!... Must... Just one minute! Aarrrghhhh! Must now get this little funny anecdote posted on Toontastic. Aarrrghhhh!..... " 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted Thursday at 17:54 Share Posted Thursday at 17:54 All while doing the Steven Taylor fall to his knees in slow motion. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33234 Posted Thursday at 18:06 Share Posted Thursday at 18:06 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: All while doing the Steven Taylor fall to his knees in slow motion. The fish nearly into the house after the accident, nearly, so close but couldn't quite get over the threshold before the agony finally proved too much..... "I..... I can't make it darling.....aaaarrrghhhh!!!... ..... delete the ring bell video and the money's in the biscuit tin......aaaarrrgghhhhh!! Farewell my love!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted Thursday at 18:23 Share Posted Thursday at 18:23 Finishing with: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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