Gemmill 51833 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 Everyone under the age of 30 in Australia has bleached hair and the homemade version of the carpet remnant haircut tbf. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51833 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 That includes the sheilas. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24309 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 And the hair on their heads, not just the pubes. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37589 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 09:44, LongTimeAdmirer said: this dickhead that looks jsut like the chook started farking working at the same place as me today, couldnt stop giving him the then he winked at me🤦♀️, dumbass probably thinks i like him, fuck Expand My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason but I don't hold it against her. Be better LTA. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37589 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 12:17, Howmanheyman said: My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason but I don't farken hold it against her. Be better LTA. Expand LTAdMP 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12477 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 12:17, Howmanheyman said: My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason (who was no farken John Carver and this winds me up for reasons unknown) but all I do is criticise her every move and question her motives for literally everything on the internet despite no one else giving a shit. Crikey and bloody oath. Be better LTA. Expand On 21/11/2024 at 12:18, Howmanheyman said: LTAdMP Expand Properly LTAdYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37557 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 04:05, Sonatine said: Captain Tom’s family personally benefited from charity they founded, report finds https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/21/captain-tom-family-personally-benefited-from-charity-they-founded-report-finds?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu Expand Tories 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11955 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 11:07, Gemmill said: That includes the sheilas. Expand Incredible tache's 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45958 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 04:05, Sonatine said: Captain Tom’s family personally benefited from charity they founded, report finds https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/21/captain-tom-family-personally-benefited-from-charity-they-founded-report-finds?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu Expand Evergreen Shrub Shrub Shrub Shrub Water Feature Hardy Annual Statue Raised Bed Fire Pit Pergola 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11955 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 15:26, Monkeys Fist said: Evergreen Shrub Shrub Shrub Shrub Water Feature Hardy Annual Statue Raised Bed Fire Pit Pergola Expand Bet it turns out the cunt wasn't even a Captain and he was only a privet 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45958 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 15:36, Toonpack said: Bet it turns out the cunt wasn't even a Captain and he was only a privet Expand Most of the money ended up in a hedge fund. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37589 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11386 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 Was carrying the little'un to the pram on the drive, my ankle gave way and I and just fucking earthsong-knee-dropped onto the concrete off the bottom step. Knees are fucked. The wife called me a dickhead, the baby thought it was a right laugh, hastily deleted the scene from the Ring doorbell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37589 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 16:47, The Fish said: Was carrying the little'un to the pram on the drive, my ankle gave way and I and just fucking earthsong-knee-dropped onto the concrete off the bottom step. Knees are fucked. The wife called me a dickhead, the baby thought it was a right laugh, hastily deleted the scene from the Ring doorbell. Expand Fish: "Aaaaarghhhh! Aaaaarghhhh!!" Mrs Fish: "Are you alright?" Fish: Aaaaarghhhh!!..... Aaaaarghhhh!!......The pain!!!!.......Aaaaarghhhh!!!!...... I'll tell you in a minute darling, I'm just hastily deleting the scene from our poncey ring bell......Aaaaarghhhh!! ...... Aaaaarghhhh!!...... Nearly done it.......Aaaaarghhhh!! Aaaaarghhhh!!.....there you go...... Deleted....... Aaaaarghhhh!!!!" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24309 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 17:26, Howmanheyman said: Fish: "Aaaaarghhhh! Aaaaarghhhh!!" Mrs Fish: "Are you alright?" Fish: Aaaaarghhhh!!..... Aaaaarghhhh!!......The pain!!!!.......Aaaaarghhhh!!!!...... I'll tell you in a minute darling, I'm just hastily deleting the scene from our poncey ring bell......Aaaaarghhhh!! ...... Aaaaarghhhh!!...... Nearly done it.......Aaaaarghhhh!! Aaaaarghhhh!!.....there you go...... Deleted....... Aaaaarghhhh!!!!" Expand " Aarrrghhhh! The pain, the fucking pain. Aarrrghhhh! Aarrrghhhh! Must.... Aarrrghhhh!... Must... Just one minute! Aarrrghhhh! Must now get this little funny anecdote posted on Toontastic. Aarrrghhhh!..... " 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33810 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 All while doing the Steven Taylor fall to his knees in slow motion. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37589 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 17:54, ewerk said: All while doing the Steven Taylor fall to his knees in slow motion. Expand The fish nearly into the house after the accident, nearly, so close but couldn't quite get over the threshold before the agony finally proved too much..... "I..... I can't make it darling.....aaaarrrghhhh!!!... ..... delete the ring bell video and the money's in the biscuit tin......aaaarrrgghhhhh!! Farewell my love!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33810 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 Finishing with: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33810 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 Toontastic: Officially not the place to come for sympathy 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14955 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 I’m picturing Fish falling down as fast as Peter Griffin 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37557 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 16:47, The Fish said: Was carrying the little'un to the pram on the drive, my ankle gave way and I and just fucking earthsong-knee-dropped onto the concrete off the bottom step. Knees are fucked. The wife called me a dickhead, the baby thought it was a right laugh, hastily deleted the scene from the Ring doorbell. Expand U ok, hun? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51833 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 There's nothing funny about a sprained ankle, lads. NOTHING. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24309 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 18:06, Howmanheyman said: The fish nearly into the house after the accident, nearly, so close but couldn't quite get over the threshold before the agony finally proved too much..... "I..... I can't make it darling.....aaaarrrghhhh!!!... ..... delete the ring bell video and the money's in the biscuit tin......aaaarrrgghhhhh!! Farewell my love!" Expand "My love" [weak voice, croak] "My sweet, sweet love, promise me one thing?" "Ffs, yes Dave?" [derisive sigh] "Before I pass into the unknown, arghhhh, will you do one thing for me?" "Ffs, what, I've got aerobics in half an hour" " Will you press that button on my phone for me......." Last breath, fades to black. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10683 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 I have been staying at home for over a week now with torn muscle in my right calf. It’s actually annoying as fuck and I am thinking of changing my name to Elena or Kieron. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11955 Posted November 21, 2024 Share Posted November 21, 2024 On 21/11/2024 at 19:25, Isegrim said: I have been staying at home for over a week now with torn muscle in my right calf. It’s actually annoying as fuck and I am thinking of changing my name to Elena or Kieron. Expand House arrest, how very Gestapo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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