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[RobinRobin 11258]

Just now, The Fish said:

Why, in the name of the deep blue sea, would you ever choose to trek into the Swedish hellscape when you could just click & collect?

Adventure? 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Why, in the name of the deep blue sea, would you ever choose to trek into the Swedish hellscape when you could just click & collect?

Because the queue for C&C was massive, whereas there was nobody at the other Collect point that I went to, after my tactical raid in to the store itself. 
 

Also, picking up a couple of bags of meatballs to feed the Fistlets addiction. 
 

 

Edit; for clarity- at the Gateshead store there is the C&C which has its collection point just inside the exit, after the tills, and another, separate collection point for instore and online orders. 
It’s past the entrance on the way out. 
 

It’s never as busy as the C&C which is always chokka with identikit couples buying soft furnishings and shit pictures for their identikit new build on an identikit estate, to load in to their Audi suv. 

[The Fish 10849]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Because the queue for C&C was massive, whereas there was nobody at the other Collect point that I went to, after my tactical raid in to the store itself. 
 

Also, picking up a couple of bags of meatballs to feed the Fistlets addiction. 
 

 

Edit; for clarity- at the Gateshead store there is the C&C which has its collection point just inside the exit, after the tills, and another, separate collection point for instore and online orders. 
It’s past the entrance on the way out. 
 

It’s never as busy as the C&C which is always chokka with identikit couples buying soft furnishings and shit pictures for their identikit new build on an identikit estate, to load in to their Audi suv. 

 

That's a lot of words for "Cunts"

[Renton 21567]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

is chokka with identikit couples buying soft furnishings and shit pictures for their identikit new build on an identikit estate, to load in to their Audi suv.

 

 

Ooooohhhhhhh.........

 

Choose life. 

 

[Sonatine 11361]

Captain Tom’s family personally benefited from charity they founded, report finds

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/21/captain-tom-family-personally-benefited-from-charity-they-founded-report-finds?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu

 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

this dickhead that looks jsut like the chook started farking working at the same place as me today,

 

couldnt stop giving him the 

 

 

then he winked at me🤦‍♀️, dumbass probably thinks i like him, fuck

 

 

[Dazzler 9716]

 

[Gemmill 44804]

Everyone under the age of 30 in Australia has bleached hair and the homemade version of the carpet remnant haircut tbf. 

[Gemmill 44804]

That includes the sheilas. 

[Renton 21567]

And the hair on their heads, not just the pubes. 

[Howmanheyman 33113]

2 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

this dickhead that looks jsut like the chook started farking working at the same place as me today,

 

couldnt stop giving him the 

 

 

then he winked at me🤦‍♀️, dumbass probably thinks i like him, fuck

 

 

 

My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason but I don't hold it against her.

 

Be better LTA.

[Howmanheyman 33113]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

 

My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason but I don't farken hold it against her.

 

Be better LTA.

 

LTAdMP 

[Dazzler 9716]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

My MiL reminds me of Steve Bruce for some weird/vague reason (who was no farken John Carver and this winds me up for reasons unknown) but all I do is criticise her every move and question her motives for literally everything on the internet despite no one else giving a shit. Crikey and bloody oath.

 

 

Be better LTA. 

 

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

LTAdMP 

 

Properly LTAdYP

[Alex 35059]

10 hours ago, Sonatine said:

Captain Tom’s family personally benefited from charity they founded, report finds

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/21/captain-tom-family-personally-benefited-from-charity-they-founded-report-finds?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu

 

Tories 

[Toonpack 9385]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

That includes the sheilas. 

 

Incredible tache's

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

11 hours ago, Sonatine said:

Captain Tom’s family personally benefited from charity they founded, report finds

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/21/captain-tom-family-personally-benefited-from-charity-they-founded-report-finds?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu

 

                           Evergreen
    Shrub        Shrub        Shrub      Shrub

 

                           Water Feature

 

      Hardy Annual    Statue    Raised Bed

 

                   Fire Pit 

                                        Pergola

[Toonpack 9385]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

                           Evergreen
    Shrub        Shrub        Shrub      Shrub

 

                           Water Feature

 

      Hardy Annual    Statue    Raised Bed

 

                   Fire Pit 

                                        Pergola

 

Bet it turns out the cunt wasn't even a Captain and he was only a privet

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Bet it turns out the cunt wasn't even a Captain and he was only a privet

Most of the money ended up in a hedge fund. 

[Howmanheyman 33113]

[The Fish 10849]

Was carrying the little'un to the pram on the drive, my ankle gave way and I and just fucking earthsong-knee-dropped onto the concrete off the bottom step. Knees are fucked.  

 

 

 

The wife called me a dickhead, the baby thought it was a right laugh, hastily deleted the scene from the Ring doorbell.