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My bowl is down to the last three mini tubes of Fizzers (not a euphemism) but I've kept back about 10 of the best sweets for myself for later and now I'm fairly certain I'm going to have to part with them. Waiting for a sufficiently big gap in traffic so I can whisk the pumpkin indoors (also not a euphemism) without being spotted. :lol: 

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So I took my youngest out trick or treating and a common theme emerged. Teenage girls all called me a "furry" and burst out giggling. I am guessing being called a furry is not a compliment. Hope MF has left some space under his patio at this rate. 

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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

:lol:

 

Furries are people who like to dress up in mascot type costumes and shag other people in mascot type costumes. 

 

Ear flicked on the metro, and now chinned by teenage lasses. 

 

And you know this how exactly ?

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25 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

This is from this year's Peterborough Pride parade, if it helps for context :D

 

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The lad to his left appears to have started making his furry costume, then thought, Fuck it- can’t be bothered. 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

I actually thought a furry was someone who self identified as an animal. Not some sexual deviant. 

Probably some overlap there though 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

I actually thought a furry was someone who self identified as an animal. Not some sexual deviant. You live and learn. 


there’s probably a gender identity for that too tbh 

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13 hours ago, Renton said:

I actually thought a furry was someone who self identified as an animal. Not some sexual deviant. You live and learn. 

I bet your porn hub history is just a series of married couples doing missionary under the covers through the little hole in their stripey pyjamas.

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The lad got a decent haul, but was disappointed because loads of the houses had just left a bowl outside with sweets in it so he "didn't get to scare anyone". 

 

He did compliment one lady on her costume though. That costume being "just a normal old lady in a t-shirt and jeans" :lol: 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, The Fish said:

The lad got a decent haul, but was disappointed because loads of the houses had just left a bowl outside with sweets in it so he "didn't get to scare anyone". 

 

He did compliment one lady on her costume though. That costume being "just a normal old lady in a t-shirt and jeans" :lol: 

 

 

I got an "aaaah you dressed as an old man for Halloween" off one kid when I went to the door - I went from offended, to pissing myself laughing, back to offended in record time :lol:

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I'm informed nobody came to our door, they never do, there's no bairns in the street*. I still get some fredos just in case the odd one turns up which we'll just have to eat instead.

 

*The Jimmy Savile/Gary Glitter/Fred West posters I put on the door probably helps as well. :good:

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1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Down here we put pumpkins out at the front. If there are no pumpkins then you don’t knock. 
 

I’m not sure if that’s a Uk thing now but I knocked on any old door when I was a kid 

 

 

Aye that's the basis we were operating on last night but there were still a load of time wasting cunts with pumpkins out and the lights on that didn't answer the door.

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1 minute ago, ewerk said:

 

Aye that's the basis we were operating on last night but there were still a load of time wasting cunts with pumpkins out and the lights on that didn't answer the door.


I guessed they were out trick or treating if there was no answer. 

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