Renton 20875 Posted Friday at 11:51 Share Posted Friday at 11:51 Wonder what's happening at the airport? The Dubai flight's been round 3 times for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43766 Posted Friday at 13:01 Share Posted Friday at 13:01 Check it again now, I think he's writing a message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20875 Posted Friday at 13:29 Share Posted Friday at 13:29 26 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Check it again now, I think he's writing a message. Oh yeah, you're right. Amazing how nimble these 777s are nowadays and how clued up the pilots are. 👍 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43766 Posted Friday at 13:56 Share Posted Friday at 13:56 Girl's handwriting on him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3776 Posted Friday at 13:56 Share Posted Friday at 13:56 27 minutes ago, Renton said: Oh yeah, you're right. Amazing how nimble these 777s are nowadays and how clued up the pilots are. 👍 That’s not real, if it was they would have mentioned Everton. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43766 Posted Friday at 13:59 Share Posted Friday at 13:59 Only if he's flying in for the shite patter workshop. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10645 Posted Friday at 14:04 Share Posted Friday at 14:04 Look at those adorable little tails on his lower case f's. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41755 Posted Friday at 20:02 Share Posted Friday at 20:02 5 hours ago, The Fish said: Look at those adorable little tails on his lower case f's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9012 Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago So, I was in the process of winding up some MAGA twats, and spelling paedo the correct way (a wind up for yanks in general never mind MAGA) and my spellcheck/predictive text thing did the below, wtf !!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19671 Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago Wife went to go see her mate last night. Her mate's recently come back from climbing Killimanjaro so went to go see her about that. ON her return to shitty Leeds too, she was involved in a car accident (shes fine) so see how she was about that. Anyways, landed at Heathrow and no luggage which she was expecting as she had two stops on the way back. She had a tracker thing in it so knew where it was and so did the airline. She flew back up to Leeds anyway and got told it would follow on. She got home. Next day went to go get some stuff, in the afternoon. Driving down the road, this bloke drove out of a pub carpark and T-bones her causing her car to be a right off. Thankfully nobody was hurt. I asked as anyone normal would; 'Was he over the limit?' Wife - 'Don't know, police didn't come' 'Oh, why?' 'Nobody was injured and the insurance are sorting it' 'Oh, but she reported it' 'No, insurance are sorting it' 'Aye, but it still needs reporting' 'Oh I don't know' Fuck me. These two are educated people. But If I had been T-boned by some cunt coming out of a pub car park I would be calling the law and getting this cunt breathalysed. I would also call 101 if not and get it logged! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19671 Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago 1 minute ago, Toonpack said: So, I was in the process of winding up some MAGA twats, and spelling paedo the correct way (a wind up for yanks in general never mind MAGA) and my spellcheck/predictive text thing did the below, wtf !!! It knows 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9012 Posted 9 hours ago Share Posted 9 hours ago 18 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Wife went to go see her mate last night. Her mate's recently come back from climbing Killimanjaro so went to go see her about that. ON her return to shitty Leeds too, she was involved in a car accident (shes fine) so see how she was about that. Anyways, landed at Heathrow and no luggage which she was expecting as she had two stops on the way back. She had a tracker thing in it so knew where it was and so did the airline. She flew back up to Leeds anyway and got told it would follow on. She got home. Next day went to go get some stuff, in the afternoon. Driving down the road, this bloke drove out of a pub carpark and T-bones her causing her car to be a right off. Thankfully nobody was hurt. I asked as anyone normal would; 'Was he over the limit?' Wife - 'Don't know, police didn't come' 'Oh, why?' 'Nobody was injured and the insurance are sorting it' 'Oh, but she reported it' 'No, insurance are sorting it' 'Aye, but it still needs reporting' 'Oh I don't know' Fuck me. These two are educated people. But If I had been T-boned by some cunt coming out of a pub car park I would be calling the law and getting this cunt breathalysed. I would also call 101 if not and get it logged! Not to mention (as a polis mate once told me) get them there and an ambulance for your sore neck/back to get checked - you have a claim. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11000 Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Wife went to go see her mate last night. Her mate's recently come back from climbing Killimanjaro so went to go see her about that. ON her return to shitty Leeds too, she was involved in a car accident (shes fine) so see how she was about that. Anyways, landed at Heathrow and no luggage which she was expecting as she had two stops on the way back. She had a tracker thing in it so knew where it was and so did the airline. She flew back up to Leeds anyway and got told it would follow on. She got home. Next day went to go get some stuff, in the afternoon. Driving down the road, this bloke drove out of a pub carpark and T-bones her causing her car to be a right off. Thankfully nobody was hurt. I asked as anyone normal would; 'Was he over the limit?' Wife - 'Don't know, police didn't come' 'Oh, why?' 'Nobody was injured and the insurance are sorting it' 'Oh, but she reported it' 'No, insurance are sorting it' 'Aye, but it still needs reporting' 'Oh I don't know' Fuck me. These two are educated people. But If I had been T-boned by some cunt coming out of a pub car park I would be calling the law and getting this cunt breathalysed. I would also call 101 if not and get it logged! Surely she doesn't need to make up stories about seeing a mate who's just come back from a "climbing holiday". 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43766 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago wykiki is Toontastic's Brian Potter. Forget about the bike, from now on I picture him going everywhere on a mobility scooter with his beige Lord Anthony anorak on, happy with nothing and no one that he sees. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43766 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/commentisfree/2024/oct/22/sarah-beenys-country-house-wowed-me-but-not-as-much-as-her-sheer-chutzpah Wtf is this man. It starts. It goes nowhere. Then it finishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34597 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 32 minutes ago, Gemmill said: beige Lord Anthony anorak 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34597 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago (edited) 32 minutes ago, Gemmill said: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/commentisfree/2024/oct/22/sarah-beenys-country-house-wowed-me-but-not-as-much-as-her-sheer-chutzpah Wtf is this man. It starts. It goes nowhere. Then it finishes. I’m not sure what’s more mental. Their submitting that copy or their editor going “Aye, nice work, let’s put that in the paper” also, the line: …a highly experienced dabbler…. sounds like me trying to convince myself I didn’t have a problem in the 90s Edited 4 hours ago by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20875 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/commentisfree/2024/oct/22/sarah-beenys-country-house-wowed-me-but-not-as-much-as-her-sheer-chutzpah Wtf is this man. It starts. It goes nowhere. Then it finishes. I judged the article purely on the URL and thought "chutzpah" is a new word for them. Then I remember she is a breast cancer survvior and felt a bit bad about myself. Happy now so-called Gemmill? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43766 Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago I exposed you as a filthy creep a long time ago. It brings me no joy to see that you haven't changed a jot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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