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I went to a wedding once where the groom was in the navy, and half the wedding party was his mates. Like rugby lads but with even worse patter. 

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Happy Saturday fellow degenerates. Hope you are all feeling magnificent this morning. 
 

The morgues this morning are full of people who only yesterday, had plans for today.
 

We made it. Carpe Diem

 

That is all

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Happy Saturday fellow degenerates. Hope you are all feeling magnificent this morning. 
 

The morgues this morning are full of people who only yesterday, had plans for today.
 

We made it. Carpe Diem

 

That is all

 

 

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44 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Happy Saturday fellow degenerates. Hope you are all feeling magnificent this morning. 
 

The morgues this morning are full of people who only yesterday, had plans for today.
 

We made it. Carpe Diem

 

That is all

 

 


well done everyone, none of you died of overnight 

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23 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:


well done everyone, none of you died of overnight 

 

Not strictly true, I just died in your arms last night, it must've been something you said? I just died in your arms last night. I should've walked away, it was a long, hot night etc...

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3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Happy Saturday fellow degenerates. Hope you are all feeling magnificent this morning. 
 

The morgues this morning are full of people who only yesterday, had plans for today.
 

We made it. Carpe Diem

 

That is all

 

 


Fucks sake. :lol: 
 

Note to self: Don’t post until you’ve had your coffee. (Particularly after watching emotional videos of armed forces personnel reuniting with children after long tours of duty).

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:


Fucks sake. :lol: 
 

Note to self: Don’t post until you’ve had your coffee. (Particularly after watching emotional videos of armed forces personnel reuniting with children after long tours of duty).

 

You're digging yourself a bigger hole, tbh, CT. :cuppa:

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11 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:


Fucks sake. :lol: 
 

Note to self: Don’t post until you’ve had your coffee. (Particularly after watching emotional videos of armed forces personnel reuniting with children after long tours of duty).


When I watch those videos I can't help but thinking...leave the forces and get a job at home so you don't break your kids heart every time you fuck off for 6 months 

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Joined a gym as I'm 42 with the back of a 62 year old. Been about 10 years since I went to a gym regularly and the change in clientele is mental. Full of young lasses in tiny outfits videoing themselves, and young lads looking ripped to bits when I was drinking hooch in a park at their age 

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26 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Joined a gym as I'm 42 with the back of a 62 year old. Been about 10 years since I went to a gym regularly and the change in clientele is mental. Full of young lasses in tiny outfits videoing themselves, and young lads looking ripped to bits when I was drinking hooch in a park at their age 

 

Whey proteins cheaper than hooch nowadays.

 

Whats the plan? 

 

Im part way into my PT qualification as it happens 😁

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19 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Happy Saturday fellow degenerates. Hope you are all feeling magnificent this morning. 
 

The morgues this morning are full of people who only yesterday, had plans for today.
 

We made it. Carpe Diem

 

That is all

 

 

Makes you think 

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1 minute ago, Craig said:

Over the weekend me and mate signed up for the reboot of Bullseye :lol:


I have been instructed to do so as well :lol: 

 

There’s me for the questions and my ex county player mate for the arrows 

 

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Just now, PaddockLad said:


I have been instructed to do so as well :lol: 

 

There’s me for the questions and my ex county player mate for the arrows 

 

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:lol:

Yeah I'm definitely the 'knower'. My mate is the landlord at my local, runs the darts team and is quite good. Had me in the team once and then never again as he was bothered about his windows being put through 

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The 'Wagatha' bullshit has gone back to court over the 'sheer magnitude of legal costs'. Vardy claiming Rooney was taking the piss. 

Can we just put these two cunts before the firing squad and be done with it?

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"Next we've got two right little crackers from down that there south, Sandra and Tracey known to their darts team as 'PL' and 'Craig'. A big Bully welcome to the girls!"

 

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"How's it going, Jim?"            "Alright, big man?"

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