ewerk 29474 Posted Saturday at 05:56 Share Posted Saturday at 05:56 Always first with the topical gags. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted Saturday at 06:03 Share Posted Saturday at 06:03 I'm gonna take that as a no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6227 Posted Saturday at 06:32 Share Posted Saturday at 06:32 Top of the curve as usual. The bloke has been dead for 7 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34060 Posted Saturday at 06:59 Share Posted Saturday at 06:59 Fanny = arse in America so Paul Raymond would’ve been better. Although he’s been broon breed even longer. 3 stars - flawed but interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6816 Posted Saturday at 07:06 Share Posted Saturday at 07:06 Can we go back to CT please? He's been married for 30+ years, I assume, and he's claiming a lass in a bar sucking his finger gives better blow jobs than his wife!? After 30 years of direction!? WTF? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted Saturday at 07:13 Share Posted Saturday at 07:13 We'll go back to CT when I get my propers for fanny magnate, and not a moment before. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted Saturday at 07:39 Share Posted Saturday at 07:39 31 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Can we go back to CT please? He's been married for 30+ years, I assume, and he's claiming a lass in a bar sucking his finger gives better blow jobs than his wife!? After 30 years of direction!? WTF? Tbf and in defence of our lass, there’s probably more meat on my finger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34060 Posted Saturday at 07:43 Share Posted Saturday at 07:43 Just reminded me of a lad at school who had a really thin knob which earned him the nickname butcher’s pencil 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20413 Posted Saturday at 08:30 Share Posted Saturday at 08:30 49 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Tbf and in defence of our lass, there’s probably more meat on my finger. I dunno, think of what you could be like if she was doing it right. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3707 Posted Saturday at 14:12 Share Posted Saturday at 14:12 @ewerk my son’s team beat Belfast 7-0 today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31566 Posted Saturday at 14:30 Share Posted Saturday at 14:30 5 hours ago, Renton said: I dunno, think of what you could be like if she was doing it right. It doesn't matter how good she is if you're trying to build the great wall of china with a couple of kilos of sand, cement and a handful of bricks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted Saturday at 14:34 Share Posted Saturday at 14:34 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It doesn't matter how good she is if you're trying to build the great wall of china with a couple of kilos of sand, cement and a handful of bricks. My wife would disagree, she quite often makes a mountain out of a mole hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29474 Posted Saturday at 17:31 Share Posted Saturday at 17:31 3 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: @ewerk my son’s team beat Belfast 7-0 today 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41317 Posted Saturday at 22:29 Share Posted Saturday at 22:29 Odds that Mrs. CT has spent the last 30 years actually blowing? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted Sunday at 05:57 Share Posted Sunday at 05:57 On 14/09/2024 at 06:54, Gemmill said: Has anyone ever been clever/funny enough to refer to Hugh Hefner as a fanny magnate, or do I wear the crown here? I get the feeling some people must have missed this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6227 Posted Sunday at 06:48 Share Posted Sunday at 06:48 Im pretty sure they didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8680 Posted Sunday at 06:54 Share Posted Sunday at 06:54 4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Im pretty sure they didn't. Skipped over it like an episode of Mrs Brown's Boys yet incredulously it got a fucking repeat, just like Mrs Brown's Boys. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted Sunday at 06:56 Share Posted Sunday at 06:56 The workshop needed more now than ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8680 Posted Sunday at 07:06 Share Posted Sunday at 07:06 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The workshop needed more now than ever. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20413 Posted Sunday at 11:49 Share Posted Sunday at 11:49 10 pence for anyone getting this reference. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34060 Posted Sunday at 12:12 Share Posted Sunday at 12:12 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Renton said: 10 pence for anyone getting this reference. I rewatched them a while back and there’s loads of subtle little bits I’d forgotten about. Like in that particular episode there was the lass who worked in the cafe. And she had this photo from when she was young where she’d won a beauty contest (Miss North West United Dairies or some such). And Leonard had borrowed the photo and every time she asks for it back, he says he can’t find it. Then the next time he’s being interviewed for the programme in his room it’s on display on his bedside cabinet Edited Sunday at 12:13 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16505 Posted Sunday at 12:15 Share Posted Sunday at 12:15 25 minutes ago, Renton said: 10 pence for anyone getting this reference. No… what was it?… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13586 Posted Sunday at 12:34 Share Posted Sunday at 12:34 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Odds that Mrs. CT has spent the last 30 years actually blowing? Would explain the inflated waist 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34060 Posted Sunday at 12:39 Share Posted Sunday at 12:39 19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: No… what was it?… That Peter Kay Thing. it was presented in a documentary style narrated by Andrew Sachs. 6 episodes each featuring a local main character from Bolton. Phoenix Nights was expanded from one episode featuring The Neptune club. It’s worth checking out if you liked Phoenix Nights. Leonard in the one in the picture is a part time preacher and is the subject of that episode for being recognised with an award for being Britain’s oldest paper boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20413 Posted Sunday at 12:41 Share Posted Sunday at 12:41 24 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: No… what was it?… Leonard, by Peter Kay. A pilot episode chronicaling the life of a mentally ill man in Bolton. Having had a mentally ill sister at the same time, I can vouch he got it spot on. Obviously he went with Phoenix Nights which had far more scope, but this episode is touchingly brilliant imo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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