Christmas Tree 4433 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: Can I just check: are you counting a lass with your finger in her gob as your best ever blowjob? Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me. That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i'm sure someone on here once said BJs are overrated poor soul - obviously never had one performed by someone who knows what they're doing Think that was me (Ewerk will confirm). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29474 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 I can assure you that the terms "Christmas Tree" and "blowjob" are going nowhere near my search history. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 41 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me. That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga. CT: the best anal sex I've ever had was at Boldon Lane GP Surgery. The added bonus was my prostate got a clean bill of health. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8438 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me. That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga. Are you one of these by any chance? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I fucking love CT Have you got a dark perm? 🙂 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8438 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 6 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 12 minutes ago, Dazzler said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15111 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 5 hours ago, Renton said: Kevin or Michelle? Jesus Christ on a bike, what a way to start the day this imagery is. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 @Christmas Tree I was wondering how you feel about your wife going to the dentist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 50 minutes ago, Gemmill said: @Christmas Tree I was wondering how you feel about your wife going to the dentist. Something about getting her hole filled? Yes I’m wooshed 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 It was the dentist having a sword fight in her gob that I was talking about. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Just now, Gemmill said: It was the dentist having a sword fight in her gob that I was talking about. Still wooshed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31565 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Still wooshed The dentist will start giving your wife the oral sex you're used to by sticking his fingers in her mouth then she'll start giving him the kind of oral sex the rest of us recognise by slurping on his baby's arm holding an apple...... CT: "No, still wooshed, I'm afraid!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Right. Fuck me. You put your finger in a lass's gob and described it as the best blowjob of your life. The dentist absolutely goes to town with his fingers in your wife's gob, and you seem absolutely fine with it. I honestly think you need to stop her going. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 50 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Right. Fuck me. You put your finger in a lass's gob and described it as the best blowjob of your life. The dentist absolutely goes to town with his fingers in your wife's gob, and you seem absolutely fine with it. I honestly think you need to stop her going. Finger blowjobs is not cheating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34060 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 On 12/09/2024 at 07:52, wykikitoon said: I love fucking CT 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: Right. Fuck me. You put your finger in a lass's gob and described it as the best blowjob of your life. The dentist absolutely goes to town with his fingers in your wife's gob, and you seem absolutely fine with it. I honestly think you need to stop her going. Thats going to end up in my dreams tonight but it will be me in the chair. Thanks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted Friday at 18:13 Share Posted Friday at 18:13 Went for a couple of drinks after work tonight, there was a few of us out. It's rare I go as I am either cycling in, or because I am in early, most people leave at 17:00 when I am leaving at 16:00. Anyway, was nice. I finished at 16:30 and a couple of others did, so I suggested we go for a beer. One lad stayed for one and then there was just me and Dipper. Anyways, Dipper has been struggling for months with work and he told me the other week he was looking for another place. Tonight he told me he went for an interview on Monday and they have offered him the role. He doesn't think he's going to take it though as it's a 15 minute driver rather than a 10 minute walk Honestly, he knew that before going for the interview so why waste someone's fucking time they have offered him more brass and paid OT, a better balance of work etc. It's a canny move for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6227 Posted Friday at 18:41 Share Posted Friday at 18:41 What will you do without him?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted Friday at 19:05 Share Posted Friday at 19:05 Neil Gaiman the latest to be cancelled for being an alleged sex offender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16505 Posted Friday at 19:19 Share Posted Friday at 19:19 37 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: What will you do without him?!?! WTF will we do without him? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29474 Posted Friday at 19:21 Share Posted Friday at 19:21 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Went for a couple of drinks after work tonight, there was a few of us out. It's rare I go as I am either cycling in, or because I am in early, most people leave at 17:00 when I am leaving at 16:00. Anyway, was nice. I finished at 16:30 and a couple of others did, so I suggested we go for a beer. One lad stayed for one and then there was just me and Dipper. Anyways, Dipper has been struggling for months with work and he told me the other week he was looking for another place. Tonight he told me he went for an interview on Monday and they have offered him the role. He doesn't think he's going to take it though as it's a 15 minute driver rather than a 10 minute walk Honestly, he knew that before going for the interview so why waste someone's fucking time they have offered him more brass and paid OT, a better balance of work etc. It's a canny move for him. PLEASE tell me he’s put you down as a reference. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted Friday at 20:15 Share Posted Friday at 20:15 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: What will you do without him?!?! Not have to hide my shower gel or deodorant because he's a tight cunt 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted Saturday at 05:54 Share Posted Saturday at 05:54 Has anyone ever been clever/funny enough to refer to Hugh Hefner as a fanny magnate, or do I wear the crown here? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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