Gemmill 51395 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 @Christmas Tree I was wondering how you feel about your wife going to the dentist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5222 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 50 minutes ago, Gemmill said: @Christmas Tree I was wondering how you feel about your wife going to the dentist. Something about getting her hole filled? Yes I’m wooshed 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51395 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 It was the dentist having a sword fight in her gob that I was talking about. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5222 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 Just now, Gemmill said: It was the dentist having a sword fight in her gob that I was talking about. Still wooshed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37294 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Still wooshed The dentist will start giving your wife the oral sex you're used to by sticking his fingers in her mouth then she'll start giving him the kind of oral sex the rest of us recognise by slurping on his baby's arm holding an apple...... CT: "No, still wooshed, I'm afraid!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51395 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 Right. Fuck me. You put your finger in a lass's gob and described it as the best blowjob of your life. The dentist absolutely goes to town with his fingers in your wife's gob, and you seem absolutely fine with it. I honestly think you need to stop her going. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5222 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 50 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Right. Fuck me. You put your finger in a lass's gob and described it as the best blowjob of your life. The dentist absolutely goes to town with his fingers in your wife's gob, and you seem absolutely fine with it. I honestly think you need to stop her going. Finger blowjobs is not cheating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37345 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 On 12/09/2024 at 07:52, wykikitoon said: I love fucking CT 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5222 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: Right. Fuck me. You put your finger in a lass's gob and described it as the best blowjob of your life. The dentist absolutely goes to town with his fingers in your wife's gob, and you seem absolutely fine with it. I honestly think you need to stop her going. Thats going to end up in my dreams tonight but it will be me in the chair. Thanks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23387 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 Went for a couple of drinks after work tonight, there was a few of us out. It's rare I go as I am either cycling in, or because I am in early, most people leave at 17:00 when I am leaving at 16:00. Anyway, was nice. I finished at 16:30 and a couple of others did, so I suggested we go for a beer. One lad stayed for one and then there was just me and Dipper. Anyways, Dipper has been struggling for months with work and he told me the other week he was looking for another place. Tonight he told me he went for an interview on Monday and they have offered him the role. He doesn't think he's going to take it though as it's a 15 minute driver rather than a 10 minute walk Honestly, he knew that before going for the interview so why waste someone's fucking time they have offered him more brass and paid OT, a better balance of work etc. It's a canny move for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7787 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 What will you do without him?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51395 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 Neil Gaiman the latest to be cancelled for being an alleged sex offender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19386 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 37 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: What will you do without him?!?! WTF will we do without him? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33669 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Went for a couple of drinks after work tonight, there was a few of us out. It's rare I go as I am either cycling in, or because I am in early, most people leave at 17:00 when I am leaving at 16:00. Anyway, was nice. I finished at 16:30 and a couple of others did, so I suggested we go for a beer. One lad stayed for one and then there was just me and Dipper. Anyways, Dipper has been struggling for months with work and he told me the other week he was looking for another place. Tonight he told me he went for an interview on Monday and they have offered him the role. He doesn't think he's going to take it though as it's a 15 minute driver rather than a 10 minute walk Honestly, he knew that before going for the interview so why waste someone's fucking time they have offered him more brass and paid OT, a better balance of work etc. It's a canny move for him. PLEASE tell me he’s put you down as a reference. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23387 Posted September 13, 2024 Share Posted September 13, 2024 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: What will you do without him?!?! Not have to hide my shower gel or deodorant because he's a tight cunt 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51395 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 Has anyone ever been clever/funny enough to refer to Hugh Hefner as a fanny magnate, or do I wear the crown here? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33669 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 Always first with the topical gags. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51395 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 I'm gonna take that as a no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7787 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 Top of the curve as usual. The bloke has been dead for 7 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37345 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 Fanny = arse in America so Paul Raymond would’ve been better. Although he’s been broon breed even longer. 3 stars - flawed but interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7835 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 Can we go back to CT please? He's been married for 30+ years, I assume, and he's claiming a lass in a bar sucking his finger gives better blow jobs than his wife!? After 30 years of direction!? WTF? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51395 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 We'll go back to CT when I get my propers for fanny magnate, and not a moment before. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5222 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 31 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Can we go back to CT please? He's been married for 30+ years, I assume, and he's claiming a lass in a bar sucking his finger gives better blow jobs than his wife!? After 30 years of direction!? WTF? Tbf and in defence of our lass, there’s probably more meat on my finger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37345 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 Just reminded me of a lad at school who had a really thin knob which earned him the nickname butcher’s pencil 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24206 Posted September 14, 2024 Share Posted September 14, 2024 49 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Tbf and in defence of our lass, there’s probably more meat on my finger. I dunno, think of what you could be like if she was doing it right. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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