PaddockLad 16505 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 4 hours ago, Toonpack said: I see Paddocklad is moonlighting on TMS today, which one is he though ? 🤷♂️ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11121 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: "Tarnish the legacy". Aye, righto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8680 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 5 hours ago, Alex said: Is that Zaltzman and Norcross? Zaltzman is brilliant btw. No it's PL and his style coach (yes) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 GB News producers: CLEAR THE SCHEDULE, GUYS! AND RING MIKE PARRY! We've got a show to do. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15111 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 They'll have to find time around this hot take: 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 Rees Mogg. Another person I haven't seen or heard from since July 5th. Tremendous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8438 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 18 minutes ago, Meenzer said: They'll have to find time around this hot take: "...and I'll say this only once, so I will. Unless the British withdraw from Ireland we will continue to pick Harry Maguire in the England squad. If you don't release all political prisoners he will remain in the starting 11. Both Declan, to my left, and Jack, to my right have promised to play suicide passes back to him every 10 minutes until our demands are met. Up the RA." 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: "...and I'll say this only once, so I will. Unless the British withdraw from Ireland we will continue to pick Harry Maguire in the England squad. If you don't release all political prisoners he will remain in the starting 11. Both Declan, to my left, and Jack, to my right have promised to play suicide passes back to him every 10 minutes until our demands are met. Up the RA." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34060 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Crab paste 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20413 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 5 hours ago, Dazzler said: "...and I'll say this only once, so I will. Unless the British withdraw from Ireland we will continue to pick Harry Maguire in the England squad. If you don't release all political prisoners he will remain in the starting 11. Both Declan, to my left, and Jack, to my right have promised to play suicide passes back to him every 10 minutes until our demands are met. Up the RA." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 On 08/09/2024 at 17:28, Alex said: What a twat Btw didn’t they supposedly fall out to the extent they used separate private jets while touring? I missed this but I can well believe it. I certainly wouldn't have wanted to be on a plane with that cunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Dipper has just farted in the office and followed through I'm in fucking tears. He farted then walked out the room quickly. Then just messaged me from the bog He's in there now stuck asking for my help, but I would rather post on here and ridicule him 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8680 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Fuck me, when did Sting become President of Lithuania !!! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Of all the many boring jobs life throws at you when you grow up, such as mowing the grass, etc, having to constant decide on what to eat is a fucking pain. Particularly so as kids turn into mini adults with their own assortment of likes / dislikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15111 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 8 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Of all the many boring jobs life throws at you when you grow up, such as mowing the grass, etc, having to constant decide on what to eat is a fucking pain. Particularly so as kids turn into mini adults with their own assortment of likes / dislikes. If they're old enough to be "mini adults", they're old enough to grow the fuck up and eat what they're served, make their own dinner, or starve. Sorted. I should become a parenting coach really, I'm great at this. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Dipper has just farted in the office and followed through I'm in fucking tears. He farted then walked out the room quickly. Then just messaged me from the bog He's in there now stuck asking for my help, but I would rather post on here and ridicule him 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 1 minute ago, RobinRobin said: 🙂 He's had to go home for a clean up 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 We've got friends whose kids basically live on beige food. Chicken dippers and chips mostly. If they come to ours, the kids either eat before they come, or they bring shit with them. If they go out somewhere, the kids basically only eat garlic bread. Their mam says "you've got to pick your battles", but it's always struck me that just letting your kids eat pure garbage is probably conceding the wrong battle. We've got a grown up version of this as well. A lass who eats that shit at home, won't eat veg, and will only eat at restaurants if they do goujons or a chicken burger. And all the lettuce and tomato comes out of the burger the second the plate hits the table. This is someone of around 40. I mean just fuck off will you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Dipper has just farted in the office and followed through I'm in fucking tears. He farted then walked out the room quickly. Then just messaged me from the bog He's in there now stuck asking for my help, but I would rather post on here and ridicule him Box of pampers on his desk for when he gets back to work, please. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29474 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 I agree on her with the lettuce and tomato. Why ruin a perfectly good burger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42580 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Just now, ewerk said: I agree on her with the lettuce and tomato. Why ruin a perfectly good burger? Ugh. Just a ridiculous human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: We've got friends whose kids basically live on beige food. Chicken dippers and chips mostly. If they come to ours, the kids either eat before they come, or they bring shit with them. If they go out somewhere, the kids basically only eat garlic bread. Their mam says "you've got to pick your battles", but it's always struck me that just letting your kids eat pure garbage is probably conceding the wrong battle. We've got a grown up version of this as well. A lass who eats that shit at home, won't eat veg, and will only eat at restaurants if they do goujons or a chicken burger. And all the lettuce and tomato comes out of the burger the second the plate hits the table. This is someone of around 40. I mean just fuck off will you. We have similar friends. When we went over at the weekend they made a Mexican fajita thing and the kids had turkey bites with chips, but to be healthy they had cut up cucumber and a few tomatoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29474 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Ugh. Just a ridiculous human being. Who eats a burger to be healthy? Lettuce tastes of nothing and just dilutes the flavour of the burger. This is a hill I'm prepared to die on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 4 minutes ago, ewerk said: Who eats a burger to be healthy? Lettuce tastes of nothing and just dilutes the flavour of the burger. This is a hill I'm prepared to die on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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