Alex 37281 Posted August 28, 2024 Share Posted August 28, 2024 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Sadly lost the wife last night and the only reason I’m posting is to make sure none of you go through the same terrible situation. She needed a blood transfusion but her blood type was not on record and I had no idea what it was. Things deteriorated very quickly and I could only hold Mrs CT’s hand and say goodbye. I will never forget how supportive she has always been. Even as she was fading away, she kept on whispering to me, “Be positive, be positive”. Summed my wife up, always thinking of others. Fuck’s sake, man. I thought you were being serious at first. Edited August 28, 2024 by Alex 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37281 Posted August 28, 2024 Share Posted August 28, 2024 Just now, Howmanheyman said: You fucking stupid cunt, I was genuinely gutted for you. I was too 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33645 Posted August 28, 2024 Share Posted August 28, 2024 Gemmill next time he's round visiting the father and sees Mrs. CT out watering the peonies. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51177 Posted August 28, 2024 Share Posted August 28, 2024 24 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Sadly lost the wife last night and the only reason I’m posting is to make sure none of you go through the same terrible situation. She needed a blood transfusion but her blood type was not on record and I had no idea what it was. Things deteriorated very quickly and I could only hold Mrs CT’s hand and say goodbye. I will never forget how supportive she has always been. Even as she was fading away, she kept on whispering to me, “Be positive, be positive”. Summed my wife up, always thinking of others. Fucking wanker! I nearly PM'd you the other day cos you'd said she wasn't well, and now this. At least the rest of the terrible joke crew have the DECENCY to post it in the joke thread. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24198 Posted August 28, 2024 Share Posted August 28, 2024 WRONG THREAD DICK HEAD! Let's hope you don't actually experience your wife dying in reality and post the news on the joke thread. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted August 28, 2024 Share Posted August 28, 2024 (edited) Things have been a bit average so far this year, losing family and other stuff no one needs to hear about but thankfully even NUFC couldn't fuck up today. This little guy is coming home with us, picture is from when we met him at 6 weeks, he's just turned 10 weeks. @thebrokendoll let us know if you still need help with the rodents? Edited August 30, 2024 by sammynb 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51177 Posted August 28, 2024 Share Posted August 28, 2024 Well he looks mint. Congrats on the new dog and I hope things are looking up for you and yours. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7481 Posted August 28, 2024 Share Posted August 28, 2024 15 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Sadly lost the wife last night and the only reason I’m posting is to make sure none of you go through the same terrible situation. She needed a blood transfusion but her blood type was not on record and I had no idea what it was. Things deteriorated very quickly and I could only hold Mrs CT’s hand and say goodbye. I will never forget how supportive she has always been. Even as she was fading away, she kept on whispering to me, “Be positive, be positive”. Summed my wife up, always thinking of others. RIP mate. Hope you can ameliorate this loss with a new hobby. Maybe stand up comedian? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37281 Posted August 29, 2024 Share Posted August 29, 2024 22 hours ago, sammynb said: Thinks have been a bit average so far this year, losing family and other stuff no one needs to hear about but thankfully even NUFC couldn't fuck up today. This little guy is coming home with us, picture is from when we met him at 6 weeks, he's just turned 10 weeks. @thebrokendoll let us know if you still need help with the rodents? From my experience terriers are FUCKING MINT and I adore the naughty little bastards what a fucking mint naughty little bastard he looks like 💕 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted August 30, 2024 Share Posted August 30, 2024 (edited) 4 hours ago, Alex said: From my experience terriers are FUCKING MINT and I adore the naughty little bastards what a fucking mint naughty little bastard he looks like 💕 Mate he is fucking mint and as you know, we agree about terriers. He's a Cairn, our other two were a Westie and Scottie which both are originally from the Cairn breed (Westies are the white ones they use to destroy as they weren't breed standard and Scotties are Cairns/Wire coat Fox Terrier), so lots of similarities but also different. He's crazy, ridiculously intelligent and an absolute card, all rolled into one. Took him 5 minutes to work out the dog door, he slept from 2000 to 0430 which is unheard of for a puppy and has been a loony all morning running around. Success, we made it through the first night. Edited August 30, 2024 by sammynb 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51177 Posted August 30, 2024 Share Posted August 30, 2024 £150 for standing tickets for Oasis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12173 Posted August 30, 2024 Share Posted August 30, 2024 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: £150 for getting covered in piss tickets for Oasis. FYP 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23959 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 Oasis are reforming. Some people are excited, others will shrug their shoulders. The guardian says: STOP THE CELEBRATIONS! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51177 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 imagine turning up for your work photo like that. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37281 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 If you get upset about most people having shite taste in music, you’re going to get upset a lot. Although his assessment in the subtitle is pretty much spot on 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45833 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 Give the lad a break- his lookalike work has dried up since 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 53 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Give the lad a break- his lookalike work has dried up since 2019 The Prodigy have just announced a tour here later in the year, so maybe not, he might have got the real gig. As Alex said though, they are correct in their assessment of Oasis. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14802 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 Kid at work, he’s probably mid-20s, couldn’t fathom how I wasn’t a massive Oasis fan. Like, genuinely baffled that I didn’t think they were Britain’s greatest ever band. Through the day, I was asking him his general opinions on other bands and, out of about 25/30 bands from the Stones onwards, he’d only listened to The Jam and Catfish and the Bottlemen If you love Oasis then fair enough but at least try and expand your tastes a little bit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45833 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 17 minutes ago, sammynb said: The Prodigy have just announced a tour here later in the year, so maybe not, he might have got the real gig. As Alex said though, they are correct in their assessment of Oasis. Young Ms. F. saw them at Leeds the other week. Best gig of the festival according to her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51177 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 10 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Kid at work, he’s probably mid-20s, couldn’t fathom how I wasn’t a massive Oasis fan. Like, genuinely baffled that I didn’t think they were Britain’s greatest ever band. Through the day, I was asking him his general opinions on other bands and, out of about 25/30 bands from the Stones onwards, he’d only listened to The Jam and Catfish and the Bottlemen If you love Oasis then fair enough but at least try and expand your tastes a little bit. I've got a mate, my age, and I'm 100% not exaggerating when I tell you that ALL he listens to is Oasis, Liam, Noel, and the Stone Roses. And that's been the case for 30 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14802 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I've got a mate, my age, and I'm 100% not exaggerating when I tell you that ALL he listens to is Oasis, Liam, Noel, and the Stone Roses. And that's been the case for 30 years. I tell a lie, this kid also likes Sam Fender because he is the lads choice for guitar music in the 2020s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19322 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 2 hours ago, Alex said: If you get upset about most people having shite taste in music, you’re going to get upset a lot. Although his assessment in the subtitle is pretty much spot on Simon Price is a good lad really, you’ll know him from CM pod. The article is bollocks . He claims to be more working class than the Gallaghers, despite having a dad who had a show on bbc radio Wales and a teacher for a mum. Then he described Burnage as “leafy” Someone on Twitter pointed out that this was about lack of media access to the Oasis at their peak. Price was house journo for the Manics at the time, he’s written a book about them etc. This is good on Oasis… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex 37281 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Simon Price is a good lad really, you’ll know him from CM pod. The article is bollocks . He claims to be more working class than the Gallaghers, despite having a dad who had a show on bbc radio Wales and a teacher for a mum. Then he described Burnage as “leafy” Someone on Twitter pointed out that this was about lack of media access to the Oasis at their peak. Price was house journo for the Manics at the time, he’s written a book about them etc. This is good on Oasis… Of course, I recognised Simon Price’s voice when he came on there briefly. I think Kulkarni pretty much nails it there for me. I don’t want to go on too much about it, because people like what they like. Nah, fuck it, I will bang in about it. I only ever actually owned Definitely Maybe. And after a while, I only liked Columbia, but I genuinely couldn’t care if I ever heard that again. None of their music has aged particularly well imo and it was bland as fuck in the first place. I think I have the biggest problem with Noel, because he’s a very influential fella, thanks to the army of fuckwits who seem to think everything he says is the absolute gospel and he’s the epitome of good taste. He’s definitely a racist. And more dangerously so than more overt racism, in the way that clip describes. With his ideas of what defines ‘proper music’ (and more so in terms of what doesn’t), what it means to be working class and so on. He’s a reactionary. He’s clever enough to know exactly what’s he’s doing as well. And the media reaction too, man. It’s vomit inducing. I was at the funeral of a great lad on Friday. Gone way too soon. And some lass who used to live in the same street as me and the deceased got chatting to me at the wake. We’re both roughly the same age. She asked if I was going to be in the queue for Oasis tickets. She thought I was taking the piss when I said no because I don’t really like them. Like she was genuinely amazed / couldn’t get her head round it. It’s fucking weird, man. They’re not even shit. They’re much worse than that, they’re one of the most boring acts of all time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37281 Posted September 1, 2024 Share Posted September 1, 2024 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: I've got a mate, my age, and I'm 100% not exaggerating when I tell you that ALL he listens to is Oasis, Liam, Noel, and the Stone Roses. And that's been the case for 30 years. The Stone Roses haven’t aged particularly well either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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