wykikitoon 19264 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 I keep getting a random one on my fucking ear lobe FFS!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20356 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I keep getting a random one on my fucking ear lobe FFS!!! Aye, I get one growing out the side of my nostril, like it's literally growing out through the skin rather than into the nose like all the other nasal hair. Every time I pluck the fucker out it bleeds for ages and then grows back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42459 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 This is fucking gross lads. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1204 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: Im confused, is LTA called Ibrahim? No, MF is on drugs, dont listen to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42459 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 PS Congratulations on hitting puberty, Mr Hairy Chest Renton. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13554 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Was going to say, I’ve had a hairy chest for a good long while and the ladies? Well, they love it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6174 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 15 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Was going to say, I’ve had a hairy chest for a good long while and the ladies? Well, they love it! i was strutting around Vegas pool party in all my hairy gloriousness. I noticed people were staring at me and some sniggering. I soon realised all Americans are shaved like new born babies and I was massively the odd one out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20356 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 "How YOU doin ladies?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21245 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 5 hours ago, Gemmill said: This is fucking gross lads. yeah, maybe take this one to DM 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10404 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Driving up to see the folks with my eldest today. Forgot that it's Leeds festival this weekend. I'll sack off the A1 and take advantage of the Middle Class Heaven that is Tebay Services instead. £7 sausage rolls, extortionate coffee and excellent fudge awaits! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29419 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Just now, The Fish said: Driving up to see the folks with my eldest today. Forgot that it's Leeds festival this weekend. I'll sack off the A1 and take advantage of the Middle Class Heaven that is Tebay Services instead. £7 sausage rolls, extortionate coffee and excellent fudge awaits! #AccidentalPartridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10404 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 3 minutes ago, ewerk said: #AccidentalPartridge #DeliberatePartridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 13 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: i was strutting around Vegas pool party in all my hairy gloriousness. I noticed people were staring at me and some sniggering. I soon realised all Americans are shaved like new born babies and I was massively the odd one out. Similar experience in Memphis suburbs (although fully clothed), drove to a Walmart, walking/trundling around and then took notice of my surroundings and noticed I was being looked at somewhat. It was then I realised I was the only honkey in the place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29419 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Similar experience in Memphis suburbs (although fully clothed), drove to a Walmart, walking/trundling around and then took notice of my surroundings and noticed I was being looked at somewhat. It was then I realised I was the only honkey in the place. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41272 Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 4 hours ago, The Fish said: Driving up to see the folks with my eldest today. Forgot that it's Leeds festival this weekend. I'll sack off the A1 and take advantage of the Middle Class Heaven that is Tebay Services instead. £7 sausage rolls, extortionate coffee and excellent fudge awaits! I just got messages from a triumphant Miss Fist because her tent survived the carnage there last night, several of her mates are away to buy new ones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6556 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Statto Kev outed As it was in the beginning, is now, and forever shall be, it’s FUCKING BATTER. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 33985 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Yep. Always was and is ‘batter’ up here as far as I know 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 6 minutes ago, Alex said: Yep. Always was and is ‘batter’ up here as far as I know Some cunt replied that it’s “scruntions” I mean what the actual fuck is that 🤷🏼♂️ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 33985 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 1 minute ago, Toonpack said: Some cunt replied that it’s “scruntions” I mean what the actual fuck is that 🤷🏼♂️ I’ve heard of that but again not up here. A midlands thing maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15094 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 1 hour ago, Alex said: I’ve heard of that but again not up here. A midlands thing maybe? It sounds even more horrendous if you say it in a Brummie accent, so probably 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41272 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Has anywhere had the balls to try charging for scraps yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31434 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 A mate got a chippy at Oldham I think it was and asked for batter to go with his chips and got the translation back and forth about scraps till they both understood what he wanted. He then asked for a can of pop, again quizzical looks before the wife obviously gave up and just guessed what he wanted. She charged him whatever it came to before presenting him with his chips with a tin of peas. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Has anywhere had the balls to try charging for scraps yet? Barry Hearn and Don King have been known to. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31434 Posted August 25 Share Posted August 25 @Toonpackand their lass filling in the time now he's retired. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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