The Fish 11343 Posted August 23, 2024 Share Posted August 23, 2024 Driving up to see the folks with my eldest today. Forgot that it's Leeds festival this weekend. I'll sack off the A1 and take advantage of the Middle Class Heaven that is Tebay Services instead. £7 sausage rolls, extortionate coffee and excellent fudge awaits! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33630 Posted August 23, 2024 Share Posted August 23, 2024 Just now, The Fish said: Driving up to see the folks with my eldest today. Forgot that it's Leeds festival this weekend. I'll sack off the A1 and take advantage of the Middle Class Heaven that is Tebay Services instead. £7 sausage rolls, extortionate coffee and excellent fudge awaits! #AccidentalPartridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted August 23, 2024 Share Posted August 23, 2024 3 minutes ago, ewerk said: #AccidentalPartridge #DeliberatePartridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11785 Posted August 23, 2024 Share Posted August 23, 2024 13 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: i was strutting around Vegas pool party in all my hairy gloriousness. I noticed people were staring at me and some sniggering. I soon realised all Americans are shaved like new born babies and I was massively the odd one out. Similar experience in Memphis suburbs (although fully clothed), drove to a Walmart, walking/trundling around and then took notice of my surroundings and noticed I was being looked at somewhat. It was then I realised I was the only honkey in the place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33630 Posted August 23, 2024 Share Posted August 23, 2024 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Similar experience in Memphis suburbs (although fully clothed), drove to a Walmart, walking/trundling around and then took notice of my surroundings and noticed I was being looked at somewhat. It was then I realised I was the only honkey in the place. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45825 Posted August 23, 2024 Share Posted August 23, 2024 4 hours ago, The Fish said: Driving up to see the folks with my eldest today. Forgot that it's Leeds festival this weekend. I'll sack off the A1 and take advantage of the Middle Class Heaven that is Tebay Services instead. £7 sausage rolls, extortionate coffee and excellent fudge awaits! I just got messages from a triumphant Miss Fist because her tent survived the carnage there last night, several of her mates are away to buy new ones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6983 Posted August 24, 2024 Share Posted August 24, 2024 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11785 Posted August 24, 2024 Share Posted August 24, 2024 Statto Kev outed As it was in the beginning, is now, and forever shall be, it’s FUCKING BATTER. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37278 Posted August 24, 2024 Share Posted August 24, 2024 Yep. Always was and is ‘batter’ up here as far as I know 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11785 Posted August 24, 2024 Share Posted August 24, 2024 6 minutes ago, Alex said: Yep. Always was and is ‘batter’ up here as far as I know Some cunt replied that it’s “scruntions” I mean what the actual fuck is that 🤷🏼♂️ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37278 Posted August 24, 2024 Share Posted August 24, 2024 1 minute ago, Toonpack said: Some cunt replied that it’s “scruntions” I mean what the actual fuck is that 🤷🏼♂️ I’ve heard of that but again not up here. A midlands thing maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16610 Posted August 24, 2024 Share Posted August 24, 2024 1 hour ago, Alex said: I’ve heard of that but again not up here. A midlands thing maybe? It sounds even more horrendous if you say it in a Brummie accent, so probably 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45825 Posted August 24, 2024 Share Posted August 24, 2024 Has anywhere had the balls to try charging for scraps yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37115 Posted August 24, 2024 Share Posted August 24, 2024 A mate got a chippy at Oldham I think it was and asked for batter to go with his chips and got the translation back and forth about scraps till they both understood what he wanted. He then asked for a can of pop, again quizzical looks before the wife obviously gave up and just guessed what he wanted. She charged him whatever it came to before presenting him with his chips with a tin of peas. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11785 Posted August 24, 2024 Share Posted August 24, 2024 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Has anywhere had the balls to try charging for scraps yet? Barry Hearn and Don King have been known to. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37115 Posted August 25, 2024 Share Posted August 25, 2024 @Toonpackand their lass filling in the time now he's retired. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45825 Posted August 25, 2024 Share Posted August 25, 2024 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: @Toonpackand their lass filling in the time now he's retired. Toonpack looking great, his Mrs. could do with a trim, mind, and that blue check shirt does nowt for her. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10613 Posted August 27, 2024 Share Posted August 27, 2024 Don’t we all? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19322 Posted August 27, 2024 Share Posted August 27, 2024 This is it then…. Noel’s divorce tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51124 Posted August 27, 2024 Share Posted August 27, 2024 I liked the first two albums, and then thought it was largely a procession of genuine shite with a few good songs dropped in here and there. I would class myself as a fan though, but I couldn't be less interested in this. The return and all the will they/won't they that preceded it. I am interested to see the shock horror response to the price of the tickets though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37278 Posted August 27, 2024 Share Posted August 27, 2024 (edited) Quite liked Definitely Maybe but I don’t think it’s aged that well. I like ‘Columbia’ and honestly that’s about it. I mean out of their whole back catalogue, not just their first album. But while I think their music is largely bland shite, it’ll be absolutely nothing compared to the horror that will be the audience at these concerts. Edited August 27, 2024 by Alex 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14783 Posted August 27, 2024 Share Posted August 27, 2024 I heard Liam trying to sing the other month so it’s a good thing that the audience will be so coked up that they’ll not notice 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12071 Posted August 27, 2024 Share Posted August 27, 2024 Aye. First two albums were canny, and there's maybe another dozen at a push songs after those that I like. Pulp were still the best of the "Britpop" bands imo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33630 Posted August 27, 2024 Share Posted August 27, 2024 30 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: This is it then…. Noel’s divorce tour Has the UK changed time zones from Ireland? Fucking Brexit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33630 Posted August 27, 2024 Share Posted August 27, 2024 They definitely have enough good tunes to fill a concert but for a 'legendary' band their lyrics are at nursery rhyme level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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