strawb 4069 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 51 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Aye. So all work is checked. I was meaning more care of him. Is there anything we can do to help him. He's clearly an alcho imo. Imagine letting one lad design a bridge, nobody would be an engineer. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Taken from Gemmills insta 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7056 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 Clousy Phobes ffs. What’s next? Nukey Hols? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20414 Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 "Am having Peppy T at a Botty B on Totty C. It's V spenny, enough to give us a Nervy B, or maybe a Menty B" . I don't care if I'm an Oldy G, Gen Z can Fucky O. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34074 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 13 hours ago, trophyshy said: Clousy Phobes ffs. What’s next? Nukey Hols? Fucky cuns 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Does cocaine if taken make you sound like you have a cold the following day? Like a blocked nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10672 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Does cocaine if taken make you sound like you have a cold the following day? Like a blocked nose? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29482 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 So the poor fucker has come into work the last two days despite being fucked with the cold and you’re trying to get him the sack? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 3 minutes ago, ewerk said: So the poor fucker has come into work the last two days despite being fucked with the cold and you’re trying to get him the sack? He's on the phone to a client and he just keeps sniffing He seems to have a cold at least once a week and usually the day after he's come in arseholed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7056 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 6 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: She is a Deliveroo driver now apparently. 12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Does cocaine if taken make you sound like you have a cold the following day? Like a blocked nose? Yes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7056 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 @wykikitoon Does your work do random drug tests? If yes then get one sorted for him, if not then let him know you heard it was being implemented and see his reaction. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 12 minutes ago, trophyshy said: @wykikitoon Does your work do random drug tests? If yes then get one sorted for him, if not then let him know you heard it was being implemented and see his reaction. No I wish we had a rail dept as they would then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8457 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 16 hours ago, trophyshy said: Clousy Phobes ffs. What’s next? Nukey Hols? Nuclear Holly C? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7056 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Holocaust, fam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 One for you @Renton Great pic this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34074 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 20 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Does cocaine if taken make you sound like you have a cold the following day? Like a blocked nose? It you shove enough of that shite up your nose, it’s very possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34074 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 (edited) 16 hours ago, wykikitoon said: One for you @Renton Great pic this. Just next to there, right next to the central station. It’s still quite a complex railway crossing but not quite what it was in its world record breaking heyday: Edited June 15 by Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21287 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 20 hours ago, wykikitoon said: He's on the phone to a client and he just keeps sniffing He seems to have a cold at least once a week and usually the day after he's come in arseholed. More likely to be sniffing just after snorting a line than the following day So either it’s a cold. Or he’s going for cheeky bumps in the work bogs 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21287 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 (edited) Thing is it would be pretty hard for him to hide it if the latter was the case. Edited June 15 by Dr Gloom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42598 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Find it quite odd that Alan Bates has accepted a knighthood given the number that the establishment has done on him and his associates. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20414 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 (edited) 16 hours ago, wykikitoon said: One for you @Renton Great pic this. Ahem, excuse me. Edited June 15 by Renton 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 My wife has had 6 people across two offices call in sick today. Migraine & Food poisoning the two excuses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6229 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 (edited) 6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: My wife has had 6 people across two offices call in sick today. Migraine & Food poisoning the two excuses They must have all had one of those E-coli laced Bacon and Chicken wraps from M&S while watching the game.. Edited June 17 by Holden McGroin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19293 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 One for @Monkeys Fist now you're a propa trucker like. Are you gonna go trans..........................continental that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 25 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: One for @Monkeys Fist now you're a propa trucker like. Are you gonna go trans..........................continental that is? Probably not, as post-Brexit the paperwork and fuckery is a gargantuan toss. But, if the price was right, never say never. I’d need a little more experience before driving one over there though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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