wykikitoon 23350 Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 33 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Of course Wyki went to court against someone that "close passed" him #TeamVine Pinball nonce on FB article about cyclist dead from someone driving like a cunt 'should pay road tax Lycra wanker: Pinball nonce on FB article about old lad dead from someone driving like a cunt' thoughts and prayers with his loved ones RIP' 😉 #teamvinealltheway #notreallyhesacunt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted May 9, 2024 Share Posted May 9, 2024 One of my daughter’s friends has been kicked out tonight, so we’re arranging emergency beds* and related palaver so the poor lass can sleep with a roof over her tonight. What kind of cunt kicks a 16yr old lass out on the street, ffs? *Guess who’s kipping on the fucking sofa tonight… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12683 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 7 hours ago, strawb said: Edinburgh. I went to uni there, I’ve checked on a few of my favourite bars and some of them survived so going to visit my old haunts. Then probably get pilled off my saggy tits, knowing the lads I’m going with. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23350 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: One of my daughter’s friends has been kicked out tonight, so we’re arranging emergency beds* and related palaver so the poor lass can sleep with a roof over her tonight. What kind of cunt kicks a 16yr old lass out on the street, ffs? *Guess who’s kipping on the fucking sofa tonight… Ffs you'll have Gemmill DMing you telling you he has a box room available 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51268 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Ffs you'll have Gemmill DMing you telling you he has a box room available 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4671 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 3 hours ago, RobinRobin said: I went on a stag to Prague years ago, the father of the bride went and died in his sleep first night. Ruined everyone’s weekend the selfish fucker 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51268 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 I've got two mates that have come back from stag do's permanently disabled. One spinal injury, now in a wheelchair for life, the other brain injury, also in a wheelchair. Not to put a downer on your weekend ( ) but take care! 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 23 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I've got two mates I stopped reading after this bare faced lie. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23350 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 54 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I've got two mates that have come back from stag do's permanently disabled. One spinal injury, now in a wheelchair for life, the other brain injury, also in a wheelchair. Not to put a downer on your weekend ( ) but take care! I just don't get stag do's. Mine we went to the Lakes and went walking. DILGAF If people think that's boring AF. We did a cracking walk, had a good feed, got pissed and we enjoyed it. A mate went on a stag do where they all got dressed as Jimmy Saville before the flight somewhere. Almost got refused on the flight. I wish they had. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51268 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 I went to Amsterdam, mainly so I didn't have to drink and get hungover. I fucking hate stag do's tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11818 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: I've got two mates that have come back from stag do's permanently disabled. One spinal injury, now in a wheelchair for life, the other brain injury, also in a wheelchair. Not to put a downer on your weekend ( ) but take care! Fuck me, he thinks he's Jesus now!! "And lo, I sayeth unto you, I lift up the permanently dissabled before you and warn of the dangers of partaking in the sin over exuberance, it is better to sanctify yourself in the holy statistics than to necketh pints" gemmillisians 34.2 (xP) 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51268 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 You'd never catch me in sandals. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7771 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 im looking at getting married next year and there is absolutely nee chance I'll be having a stag party. A barely drink anymore so I'd be in bed after 5 pints. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37181 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: I've got two mates that have come back from stag do's permanently disabled. One spinal injury, now in a wheelchair for life, the other brain injury, also in a wheelchair. Not to put a downer on your weekend ( ) but take care! I just went around the town with mates, no daft costumes or anything, (well, dress sense might've been iffy on a few but that was normal) the only lasting medical effect I suffered from and still do at times is a painful headache brought on by the missus finding out and occasionally mentioning the stripper my mates hired on the sly who got naked and pulled my Steve McQueens down and spanked my arse in the club before we went over to the town. First pint as well, damned if you go along, damned if you don't!* * Of course I went along, I'm not some type of accountant or something. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7771 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 Accountants have fun. I've never met one that does but im sure there is one out there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51268 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 I don't even work as an accountant. I'm qualified, but I ditched it cos who wants to to tick off their life one month end at a time. What I'm telling you is, I threw away the qualification that ewerk couldn't get. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Accountants have fun. I've never met one that does but im sure there is one out there. That's accrual statement. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I don't even work as an accountant. I'm qualified, but I ditched it cos who wants to to tick off their life one month end at a time. What I'm telling you is, I threw away the qualification that ewerk couldn't get. Or another way to look at it is that I realised long before you what a waste of time it was. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51268 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 4 minutes ago, ewerk said: Or another way to look at it is that I realised long before you what a waste of time it was. "I didn't WANT to be an accountant ANYWAY!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 As I said before, I have never been an accountant or spent a single minute on an audit or preparing accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24202 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 The levels of accountancy denial here is akin to Tommy Robinson's views of the holocaust. Stand up and be proud oh accountants of toontastic. someone's got to do it, and we are thankful it is you. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51268 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 You've forgotten the young lad I remember on here. Full head of hair, and BIG DREAMS of following in the footsteps of his favourite poster and becoming an accountant. Sad that you would try and change your Toontastic origin story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7771 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 (edited) A bunch of accountants pretending they aren’t accountants. Couldn’t be more accountant-like. Edited May 10, 2024 by Holden McGroin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11818 Posted May 10, 2024 Share Posted May 10, 2024 43 minutes ago, Gemmill said: You'd never catch me in sandals. Well, not without socks anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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