Alex 35079 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 10 minutes ago, LondonBlue said: Not sure i'm gonna like the answer to this but... where do i rank in the none Newcastle United supporting members? Well I think there’s only a couple of you who post regularly. So I’d place you somewhere in the top 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33197 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 9 hours ago, Andrew said: Andrew, farmileh of Burrrnleh here, Nissan Fuga - Never even heard of these before moving out here, its big, its fast, it makes a great noise and since its an import theres a Japanese woman in the dash who yells at me occasionally. Brilliant!!!!! Glad you liked it, Andrew. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 11 minutes ago, Alex said: Well I think there’s only a couple of you who post regularly. So I’d place you somewhere in the top 5 Champions League spot, i'll take that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: My wife's a petrol head. She turns into a bit of a cunt when driving. Mind you she gets that from her parents. I'd be happy with a Berlingo tbh. A car's a car. I bet she fucking HATES cyclists. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I'd be happy with a Berlingo tbh. A car's a car. A Berlingo is a van, mate. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Are we tekkin t'Berlingurrrrr? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 My current “drive it to work, drive it back” is one of these French pieces of shite. It does 0-50 in about half an hour, the Frogs couldn’t be arsed doing a proper right-hand drive conversion so the passenger side windscreen clears first in cold weather, then about a week later the drivers side follows suite. It does have a spin cycle and low temp wash cycle, though. It’s that basic that there’s not really much to go wrong. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17257 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 (edited) 16 minutes ago, ewerk said: A Berlingo is a van, mate. That’s debatable…a Berlingo has windows all the way round and seats front and back. It could however be adapted quickly and simply into a vital transport link for an amount of two “live” beehives at a time every August; to take them from their usual valley location up to the high hills where they feasted on the heather blossom of late summer producing beautifully pungent heather honey 😊 Edited April 23 by PaddockLad 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20139 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Lets call it a multi purpose vehicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17257 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Lets call it a multi purpose vehicle A Berlingo is most definitely not an MPV 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 21 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: That’s debatable…a Berlingo has windows all the way round and seats front and back. It could however be adapted quickly and simply into a vital transport link for an amount of two “live” beehives at a time every August; to take them from their usual valley location up to the high hills where they feasted on the heather blossom of late summer producing beautifully pungent heather honey 😊 I’m disappointed it’s not a B reg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 26 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: That’s debatable…a Berlingo has windows all the way round and seats front and back. It could however be adapted quickly and simply into a vital transport link for an amount of two “live” beehives at a time every August; to take them from their usual valley location up to the high hills where they feasted on the heather blossom of late summer producing beautifully pungent heather honey 😊 Are you alright in the head? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17257 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: Are you alright in the head? Listen chum, you started this… 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20139 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 My mates got a Berlingo, its a classic motor. Been on some trips in't Brenda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 my mum and dad had a Moskvitch estate when i was a lad. it had a crank for starting the car from the front of it. (not a photo of our actual car but very similar. by which i mean the same colour) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11269 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 4 hours ago, The Fish said: The wife is more into cars than me to be honest. She was the one who advised I go for a 'better' brand for the BMW, arguing that while the car and the parts may cost more they wouldn't break as often. Well I spent north of £3k on fixing that and absolutely zero fixing the Kia, she can stick her car advice up her jacksie. Did she get her personalised number plate too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42440 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 My old man had a Beige Allegro, quite possibly the shittest car ever made. As if that’s not bad enough, when the first one fell to bits, he got another In the above photo it isn’t cornering, that’s just how shit the suspension ( amongst numerous other things) was. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: My old man had a Beige Allegro, quite possibly the shittest car ever made. As if that’s not bad enough, when the first one fell to bits, he got another In the above photo it isn’t cornering, that’s just how shit the suspension ( amongst numerous other things) was. At least one of my parents siberian moskvitch (think it was more tank than car to be fair), reliant robin or early skoda, possibly all 3 were worse. when my dad left my mum he bought a ford capri so not sure the above cars were his choice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21922 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 i miss brown cars and green bathrooms 1980s nostalgia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 When I was a kid, my mam's mate had a Capri with pink fluffy interior and the Dukes of Hazard horn. She would turn up at our house blasting this thing, I thought it was fucking great at the time. I'm now wondering if I was a charver. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i miss brown cars and green bathrooms 1980s nostalgia corduroy trousers? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4251 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 hour ago, LondonBlue said: corduroy trousers? Bag of jazz mags found in a bush 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 I know this is tired old tropes, but my dog's shit turns white if it's left out for 24 hours, so white dog shit is still alive and well. My theory is that the quality of dog food was better in the old days. He eats raw meat patties with sweet potato and pumpkin seeds in them - he genuinely has better teas than me some day - and I reckon that's giving him high quality 80s dumps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBlue 773 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I know this is tired old tropes, but my dog's shit turns white if it's left out for 24 hours, so white dog shit is still alive and well. My theory is that the quality of dog food was better in the old days. He eats raw meat patties with sweet potato and pumpkin seeds in them - he genuinely has better teas than me some day - and I reckon that's giving him high quality 80s dumps. i cut off anything remotely stringy from chicken and cook it for our cats saves the kids pushing bits to the side of their plates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 What's the word on their dumps? The cats, not the kids. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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