Howmanheyman 33166 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 3 minutes ago, The Fish said: Boss calls me up asking to know why I went to a colleague for advice on a bit of code and not her. Then she says "It's because I'm a woman isn't it, I've had this all my life you know?!". She sounded tense AF so I was honest and said it was because I know she's busier than he is and that he and I had worked on something related quite recently. Jesus Christ man, it's not misogyny. I was being fucking considerate. Wimmin! I often find a 'Are yee for fucking real?' Followed by a gentle explanation gets the point across in an understanding way. (They understand by the initial sentence they've made a tit of themselves). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 (edited) 12 minutes ago, The Fish said: Boss calls me up asking to know why I went to a colleague for advice on a bit of code and not her. Then she says "It's because I'm a woman isn't it, I've had this all my life you know?!". She sounded tense AF so I was honest and said it was because I know she's busier than he is and that he and I had worked on something related quite recently. Jesus Christ man, it's not misogyny. I was being fucking considerate. Wimmin! You should have said "NO WAY have you been a woman all your life! Seriously though, is that right cos I am about to lose a pretty large bet." Edited February 22 by Gemmill 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 21 minutes ago, ewerk said: You work for the female wyki? She's a cannuck so generally has a sunny disposition. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 13 minutes ago, The Fish said: She's a cannuck so generally has a sunny disposition. How many times has she apologised so far? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21609 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 You should have clamly explained girl's can't code, they only do girl code, which is shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: How many times has she apologised so far? Not fucking one time. She's no Rayvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 minute ago, The Fish said: Not fucking one time. She's no Rayvin. Is she from Quebec? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Is she from Quebec? I don't know. Those kinds of things don't interest me. Where people are from, what they're interested in, their names etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Has she got a weird French accent, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Has she got a weird French accent, then? No, a transatlantic one. Look these questions are great and all, but it strays from the important point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Nice chebs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Nice chebs? I'd have to untuck them from her belt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Boss calls me up asking to know why I went to a colleague for advice on a bit of code and not her. Then she says "It's because I'm a woman isn't it, I've had this all my life you know?!". She sounded tense AF so I was honest and said it was because I know she's busier than he is and that he and I had worked on something related quite recently. Jesus Christ man, it's not misogyny. I was being fucking considerate. Wimmin! I thought I was in the Post a Joke Thread for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3995 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 (edited) 10 hours ago, The Fish said: Boss calls me up asking to know why I went to a colleague for advice on a bit of code and not her. Then she says "It's because I'm a woman isn't it, I've had this all my life you know?!". She sounded tense AF so I was honest and said it was because I know she's busier than he is and that he and I had worked on something related quite recently. Sexist cunt, innit Edited February 22 by spongebob toonpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 This must be the new plan to keep the forrins out. Fill the channel with raw sewage. No swimming for you today, @PaddockLad 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: This must be the new plan to keep the forrins out. Fill the channel with raw sewage. No swimming for you today, @PaddockLad You got a link to the live map? we’ve just come back from the beech with the dog, probably 50 people in the sea at Branksome Chine 🤢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: You got a link to the live map? we’ve just come back from the beech with the dog, probably 50 people in the sea at Branksome Chine 🤢 It's actually an app. Definitely worth having on your phone if you're taking the dog to the beach - I was looking cos we were thinking of taking him. https://www.sas.org.uk/water-quality/sewage-pollution-alerts/ This is their website but worth digging out the app as well. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 9 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: You got a link to the live map? we’ve just come back from the beech with the dog, probably 50 people in the sea at Branksome Chine 🤢 You're in the clear! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Couple of alerts not far down the road. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Yeah I’ve just had a look. There’s a huge sewage outlet on the harbour side just where those crosses are. On Wednesday and Thursday we had 48 hours of constant heavy rain so it’s no surprise really. The harbour there is one of Britain's premier surf/kite sailing/paddle board spots 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Cullercoats probably has an outlet too?… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21609 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 59 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Cullercoats probably has an outlet too?… I don't think it does. There's been a problem with water quality in Cullercoats bay for years but nobody seems to know why with Northumbria water's investigations drawing a bank. Shame because it's a nice place to swim otherwise, one of the few sheltered sites. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 On 24/02/2024 at 09:44, PaddockLad said: Cullercoats probably has an outlet too?… Fuck the pollution, is everyone just going to ignore that absolute quality bit of punnery in the name of what I assume is an omelette shop? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 2 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Fuck the pollution, is everyone just going to ignore that absolute quality bit of punnery in the name of what I assume is an omelette shop? 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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