wykikitoon 20129 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting I think someone needs to do a welfare check on him, no way he comes out of this other than swinging from his landing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 19 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting Rookie fucking mistake. a) close down everything before the call b) use Microsoft Edge for all work stuff and Chrome, or Firefox for anything extracurricular Poor guy will be the butt of the joke until he leaves. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21614 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 31 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting Did this really happen? Reminds me of that Pornhub app, for those that haven't seen it (not NSFW). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21614 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 12 minutes ago, The Fish said: Rookie fucking mistake. a) close down everything before the call b) use Microsoft Edge for all work stuff and Chrome, or Firefox for anything extracurricular Poor guy will be the butt of the joke until he leaves. c) Don't browse for butt plugs on a work computer. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 2 minutes ago, Renton said: c) Don't browse for butt plugs on a work computer. That there is the cowardly talk of a Communist. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 39 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting Is it not a wind up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting and tell him the mambo is the one he should go for. MFdYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting Put him at ease, have this as your backdrop 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 38 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting Make sure you listening out for popping noises down the line. It could be problems with the connection, or him giving his arse a rest. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 50 minutes ago, Renton said: Did this really happen? Reminds me of that Pornhub app, for those that haven't seen it (not NSFW). I thought that was meant to be genuine. The bored look on one of the lass’ faces and the fella just smiling was good acting if it’s fake iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: No way, he was fucking beetroot. Worse thing is, I've got to call him now to arrange another meeting Tell him he’ll be the butt of some jokes as nobody had him pegged as being in to that kind of thing. Then tell him he’s got to own it- send an email to all involved apologising and saying next year he’ll make sure to do his Mother’s Day shopping privately. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 I'm phoning him tomorrow when I'm more composed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm phoning him tomorrow when I'm more composed When you call him under no circumstances, must you think of that scene from Ace Ventura pet detective? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6583 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Rookie mistake. You keep butt plug searches to your personal computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 If he’s a fairly shy, reserved type, tell him to look at the positives- a little bit of notoriety is an opportunity to expand his social circle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 The whole design team have had an email this morning apologising for 'a friend sent a joke email link, which I forgot to shut down' Aye mate, of course. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 (edited) 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: The whole design team have had an email this morning apologising for 'a friend sent a joke email link, which I forgot to shut down' Aye mate, of course. The pressure is now on all on the rest of you to give him a good nickname. Last, most recent one I recall being created was for a lad who got caught pinching someone's bait, (roast chicken) from the fridge at work. His new nickname became 'KF-Lee'. Edited January 24 by Howmanheyman 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21614 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The pressure is now on all on the rest of you to give him a good nickname. Last, most recent one I recall being created was for a lad who got caught pinching someone's bait, (roast chicken) from the fridge at work. His new nickname became 'KF-Lee'. Yeah, I agree. Hoy his name up Wykiki, and any other details that might help (like his e-mail address) and the toontastic crew will see what they can up with for you. 👍 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 59 minutes ago, Renton said: Yeah, I agree. Hoy his name up Wykiki, and any other details that might help (like his e-mail address) and the toontastic crew will see what they can up with for you. 👍 His first name will do or just his surname. We'll do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21614 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 21 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: His first name will do or just his surname. We'll do the rest. Got a PM, in confidence, from Wykiki, telling me his name is Richard Bottomgape. I'm scoobied about how we can use that? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 What was the name of that ship that got stuck in the canal? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 32 minutes ago, The Fish said: What was the name of that ship that got stuck in the canal? Boaty McBoatFace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Call him Voyager 2. So far, the only probe to visit Uranus. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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