Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 22 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Go North East are on a potential 12 week strike as of tomorrow due to the company being a pack of cunts. Fucking fair play to them, it must be a misery of a job if they’re willing to go a potential unpaid 3 months ahead of Christmas Some of the daft cunts at the end of this article getting annoyed at the drivers… Go North East drivers to strike indefinitely as pay deal fails https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-67237676 Go North West pays £15:+ ph. Go North East pays £12:+ ph and offered them £14:15. It’s not hard to see why they’re out, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 6 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Go North East are on a potential 12 week strike as of tomorrow due to the company being a pack of cunts. Fucking fair play to them, it must be a misery of a job if they’re willing to go a potential unpaid 3 months ahead of Christmas My dad worked for them. Used to shunt busses and pick up fucked ones. Tight cunts apparently. The wedding, my young cousin is Irish but moved over for university because apart from it being potentially excellent she also had her aunt, my mam and family, to help out if she got stuck. Anyway, she stayed, met a nice lad, got married today etc. End of the night, no outward sign they're mackems at all, just friends of theirs being office types to their core as well as having a shit taste in music, no worries, was great catching up with Irish relatives I haven't seen in years. Anyway, didn't give it a second thought until kick out time, all of a sudden, half the twenty/thirty somethings started singing 'wise men say' but never said the 'Sunderland' bit at the end. Don't know if they were told not to but they were pissed and couldn't stop the early bit. Verdict. Mackem bastards. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6585 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 It’s disgusting to walk out at this time of the year when most OAPs are relying on the buses to sit on all day rather than heating their houses - said a Tory somewhere. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 Who forgot to put their clocks back an hour last night, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 On 28/10/2023 at 05:43, Holden McGroin said: It’s disgusting to walk out at this time of the year when most OAPs are relying on the buses to sit on all day rather than heating their houses - said a Tory somewhere. Don’t forget the hardworking families struggling to get to the food bank 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 On 29/10/2023 at 10:49, Monkeys Fist said: Who forgot to put their clocks back an hour last night, then? My lad doesn't give a shit about clocks going back, so he was singing Hakuna Ma-fucking-tata at 5 o'clock in the bastard morning. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11272 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 16 hours ago, The Fish said: My lad doesn't give a shit about clocks going back, so he was singing Hakuna Ma-fucking-tata at 5 o'clock in the bastard morning. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 What the fuck is this shit? Doorbell has rang 18 times now, I'm 60 bags of Haribo and tub of mini-heroes down. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6585 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, Renton said: What the fuck is this shit? Doorbell has rang 18 times now, I'm 60 bags of Haribo and tub of mini-heroes down. Time to get your 20ps ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 28 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Time to get your 20ps ready. 20p??? Do you want him to get his ears flicked on his own doorstep? Your gaff must reek of eggs on Nov. 1st. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 I'm out of sweets and 20 pees. But as the night goes on the kids get older and I get scareder. Time for plan B. Lights out and hide behind the couch. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 A bright spot in an otherwise piss-wet miserable day today, was these two daft lads, fully kitted up in waterproofs, stood by a flood in the road in Cramlington and asking people to drive through and soak them. All of the cars ahead of me swerved it, as it was deep, but I tooted and flashed them to get ready. Put some revs on, went through it like Moses parting the Red Sea, and looked in my mirror to see the dafties Mint 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 New debate topic just dropped. No.8 for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Renton is definitely 0, iconic scene 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11272 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 59 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Renton is definitely 0, iconic scene Your option not even considered. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6585 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 9 hours ago, ewerk said: New debate topic just dropped. No.8 for me. where is the “top deck” number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9750 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Number 7. I like to shit on the back of the big seat and push it into the pot with the kids' toothbrushes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 6 is “La Squat Francais “. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 I don't seee how 7 would work unless the toilet was in the middle of the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9750 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, Renton said: I don't seee how 7 would work unless the toilet was in the middle of the room. I only have little legs. Hope this helps clear things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9750 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: 6 is “La Squat Francais “. Number 5 is the faecal equivalent of the thinker. I offer you "the stinker" for consideration. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: 6 is “La Squat Francais “. one of Debussy’s lesser known works 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 42 minutes ago, Renton said: I don't seee how 7 would work unless the toilet was in the middle of the room. Aye, but the rest of them are totally reasonable? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 32 minutes ago, Alex said: one of Debussy’s lesser known works La Mer(de). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 BBC news this morning, 1/4 people have a 'side hustle'. It's an extra job so they're talking about an app. Big banner on the bottom saying 'side hustle' making it sound as though folk are making a killing, hustling etc rather than focusing on why they're having to do two jobs in the first place. The banner could've said 1/4 forced into two jobs but the BBC of course make sound a positive thing. Fucking standard on this business section. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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