Gemmill 51290 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 You just need to have the skills to get under the bonnet and fix things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 37187 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 The pair of them on that show are absolute strap-ons. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23351 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 It's been out wedding anniversary this week. Earlier this year I booked a surprise spa weekend for us. It's a place I've never been and had storming reviews. A few weeks ago told our lass to book Friday off and told her where we are going. She booked a 3h spa session with fanny rubbing etc so i got out on the push iron for a couple of hours. We got into our room. No hot water. Shower didn't work. Reception said we could use spa shower (wow fucking generous) and it's something they knew about. Why not fucking tell us? Went down for tea last night. Ordered our stuff. Wires came didn't look like what we expected. Asked the young kid. He came back and said it was what was ordered. It fucking wasn't. Anyways. Head waitress said she would knock off the drinks for us (a tap water and a lemonade they are kind) Went down to breakfast this morning. Wife orders scrambled eggs on avocado I wanted some porridge. Young kid comes back with poached egg on toast and my porridge. Wife tells him that's not what she orders so he goes away. Meanwhile I've no fucking spoon. So I go in search of one. Get one get to my porridge, it's stone cold. So this afternoon I go to reception to speak to someone to be told 'we will make a not to take off the service charge' i almost dragged the cunt off reception. So tonight we're eating out and I've told them I run a YouTube page on reviewing local hotels. Cunts. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37187 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 (edited) On 30/09/2023 at 17:32, wykikitoon said: It's been out wedding anniversary this week. Earlier this year I booked a surprise spa weekend for us. It's a place I've never been and had storming reviews. A few weeks ago told our lass to book Friday off and told her where we are going. She booked a 3h spa session with fanny rubbing etc so i got out on the push iron for a couple of hours. We got into our room. No hot water. Shower didn't work. Reception said we could use spa shower (wow fucking generous) and it's something they knew about. Why not fucking tell us? Went down for tea last night. Ordered our stuff. Wires came didn't look like what we expected. Asked the young kid. He came back and said it was what was ordered. It fucking wasn't. Anyways. Head waitress said she would knock off the drinks for us (a tap water and a lemonade they are kind) Went down to breakfast this morning. Wife orders scrambled eggs on avocado I wanted some porridge. Young kid comes back with poached egg on toast and my porridge. Wife tells him that's not what she orders so he goes away. Meanwhile I've no fucking spoon. So I go in search of one. Get one get to my porridge, it's stone cold. So this afternoon I go to reception to speak to someone to be told 'we will make a not to take off the service charge' i almost dragged the cunt off reception. So tonight we're eating out and I've told them I run a YouTube page on reviewing local hotels. Cunts. Expand Unlucky Wykiki but I'm sorry..... (Happy anniversary and I hope you still manage to have a great weekend). Edited September 30, 2023 by Howmanheyman 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 A tap water and a lemonade. Happy wedding anniversary. Shite that though. You should tell them your name's Adam Pearson and you review hotels for away matches all across the world. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37187 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 On 30/09/2023 at 18:05, Gemmill said: A tap water and a lemonade. Happy wedding anniversary. Shite that though. You should tell them your name's Adam Pearson and you review hotels for away matches all across the world. Expand Tell them your the fish, you have a podcast and you expect more than a bit of lemonade in a thimble. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Where did you go Wykiki, name and shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23351 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 What's wrong with tap water and Lemonade? Had a nice bottle of wine tonight at a lovely pub tonight tho 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7828 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 I'm putting Wykiki in my 2024 deadpool. Massive fucking aneurysm at something trivial at work is my guess 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23351 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 30/09/2023 at 19:23, Monkeys Fist said: Where did you go Wykiki, name and shame. Expand It was the Leversham Arms in Helmsley btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Feversham? You better get the name right on your YouTube channel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Just done a positive covid test. So far this one is nowt like as bad as last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37326 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 I knew it would be in Yorkshire as soon as he said what they offered by way of recompense 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4645 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 01/10/2023 at 14:32, Gemmill said: Just done a positive covid test. So far this one is nowt like as bad as last time. Expand Snap... But I have a nasty sore throat and cough as opposed to just brain fog last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 01/10/2023 at 15:28, NJS said: Snap... But I have a nasty sore throat and cough as opposed to just brain fog last time. Expand Same here but the sore throat has gone now - probably three days in - and cough was worse yesterday than today. I think I'm mainly just missing some sleep now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24204 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 On 30/09/2023 at 18:05, Gemmill said: A tap water and a lemonade. Happy wedding anniversary. Expand Tap water, cold porridge, cold showers. Sure you didn't book some austere boot camp wykiki? I've had a sore throat for a few days btw, covid never even crossed my mind. I might save it as an excuse to take my median average 8 days sick pay later in the year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12684 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 On 01/10/2023 at 15:48, Gemmill said: Same here but the sore throat has gone now - probably three days in - and cough was worse yesterday than today. I think I'm mainly just missing some sleep now. Expand But ... I thought you didn't get sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Melinda Messenger rocking up in Celebrity SAS. And Gareth Gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 On 02/10/2023 at 18:54, Gemmill said: Melinda Messenger rocking up in Celebrity SAS Expand Is this on Council Sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 On 02/10/2023 at 19:20, Monkeys Fist said: Is this on Council Sky? Expand Channel 4 so you can get it all on catchup. Tbf to Messenger, she's ageing gracefully - grey hair and wrinkles (and massive fake jammers). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 On 02/10/2023 at 19:24, Gemmill said: Channel 4 so you can get it all on catchup. Tbf to Messenger, she's ageing gracefully - grey hair and wrinkles (and massive fake jammers). Expand “ wrinkles” Aye, you’d think she’d have ironed her skirt. Also, in an unrelated matter, this is a great book. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 She honestly doesn't look that good on this. Still absolutely would though. There's lasses on it way younger with kipper lips that look a lot worse. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 On 02/10/2023 at 19:33, Gemmill said: She honestly doesn't look that good on this. Still absolutely would though. There's lasses on it way younger with kipper lips that look a lot worse. Expand Thats the publicity pic from the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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