Gemmill 51290 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 Good luck with it strawb. You're due some good shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37326 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 Aye, but, lasses being as they are, she’ll definitely find out 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37326 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 Best of luck btw, Strawb. I hope she says yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4301 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 24/05/2023 at 18:09, strawb said: Right. I’ve ordered a decent looking but cheap ring to propose to my gf with and then planning on taking her to choose her own ring. This is probably the best course of action right? One particularly vociferous mate thinks I should pick the fucking thing, knowing our lass it would be wrong for the rest of my life. And he can get fucked the eternally single cunt Expand You buy her a ring and a dildo, that way if she doesn’t like the ring she can go fuck herself. 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 24/05/2023 at 18:09, strawb said: Right. I’ve ordered a decent looking but cheap ring to propose to my gf with and then planning on taking her to choose her own ring. This is probably the best course of action right? One particularly vociferous mate thinks I should pick the fucking thing, knowing our lass it would be wrong for the rest of my life. And he can get fucked the eternally single cunt Expand Aye, that’s what I did. Though I made sure to get a coloured ring in case she took one look at it, thought it was the real ring and told me to get fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4671 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 On 24/05/2023 at 19:10, ewerk said: Aye, that’s what I did. Though I made sure to get a coloured ring in case she took one look at it, thought it was the real ring and told me to get fucked. Expand Think they are called black rings nowadays Irish 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12684 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 24/05/2023 at 19:02, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: You buy her a ring and a dildo, that way if she doesn’t like the ring she can go fuck herself. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37187 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 (edited) On 24/05/2023 at 19:02, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: You buy her a ring and a dildo, that way if she doesn’t like the ring she can go fuck herself. Expand If the missus asks what I've got her for her birthday or Christmas I always say chocolates and a dildo for the same reasons and I always get the look. Edited May 25, 2023 by Howmanheyman 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24204 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 08:57, Howmanheyman said: If the missus asks what I've got her for her birthday or Christmas I always say chocolates and a dildo for the same reasons and I always get the look. Expand I can't possibly think why. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11349 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 24/05/2023 at 18:09, strawb said: Right. I’ve ordered a decent looking but cheap ring to propose to my gf with and then planning on taking her to choose her own ring. This is probably the best course of action right? One particularly vociferous mate thinks I should pick the fucking thing, knowing our lass it would be wrong for the rest of my life. And he can get fucked the eternally single cunt Expand Similar to what I did, used a family ring to propose, then had a ring made to her taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Sounds filthy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24204 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 10:22, The Fish said: Similar to what I did, used a family ring to propose, then had a ring made to her taste. Expand You commissioned a bespoke ring? How much did that cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11349 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 10:36, Renton said: You commissioned a bespoke ring? How much did that cost? Expand Wasn't too bad to be honest. We bought an antique ring with the size and shape sapphire she wanted, used some other stones from family jewellery. So really only paid Jeweller for the metal and the work. Even got mates rates from the Jeweller cos she'd done stuff for Mrs Fish and her family, but it was still a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12684 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 11:37, The Fish said: Wasn't too bad to be honest. We bought an antique ring with the size and shape sapphire she wanted, used some other stones from family jewellery. So really only paid Jeweller for the metal and the work. Even got mates rates from the Jeweller cos she'd done stuff for Mrs Fish and her family, but it was still a lot. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Fish got that double glazing money. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11349 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 It was less than that '2 x Monthly Wage' rule anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 12:35, The Fish said: It was less than that '2 x Monthly Wage' rule anyway. Expand Humble brag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11349 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 12:53, ewerk said: Humble brag. Expand Which is very on brand for me, so we all got out of this what we expected. WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GIFS?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 13:33, The Fish said: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GIFS?! Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11349 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 13:36, Monkeys Fist said: Expand Doesn't load for me in chrome or edge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 13:37, The Fish said: Doesn't load for me in chrome or edge Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12684 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 17:27, Monkeys Fist said: Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Nonce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6147 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 I mean yeah, that looks really bad. I'm not even sure it is 'legal' in his words tbh, it sounds like grooming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51290 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Jeremy Vine. What a cunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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