Monkeys Fist 45827 Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 I’m away for a pokey-bum wank Laterz lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 Ohhh, is that who it was? Well, going off his Twitter meltdown, he definitely seems to have turned a corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12660 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 19/10/2022 at 20:47, Monkeys Fist said: I’m away for a pokey-bum wank Laterz lol! Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51145 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 In case anyone needs any decoration ideas for the 31st. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23294 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 Actually, it started here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) On 20/10/2022 at 07:47, wykikitoon said: Actually, it started here Expand What did? All Hallows Eve, or the fetishisation and commercialisation of Halloween? Because, if you mean the former, you're right*. If you mean the latter then we're going to need to have words, sunshine. *In so much as Samhain is a gaelic festival and the church just plonked a celebration on top of it to get some of that sweet sweet acculturation. Edited October 20, 2022 by The Fish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23294 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 All hallows eve. The trick or treating also dates back to these shores and ewerks land. The commercialisation is all the gun loving mofo's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 08:26, wykikitoon said: All hallows eve. The trick or treating also dates back to these shores and ewerks land. The commercialisation is all the gun loving mofo's Expand Modern day Halloween is as far removed from All Hallows Eve, and that was from Samhain. So that sign, telling people to fuck off is bang on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23294 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 08:38, The Fish said: Modern day Halloween is as far removed from All Hallows Eve, and that was from Samhain. So that sign, telling people to fuck off is bang on. Expand When we were in the US a couple of weeks ago and it's mad how much they go for it. This is weeks out from it too! Already loads of houses with pumpkins all over them etc. We always go out for a meal on trick or treat night as basically I am a miserable cunt. I just cba with it. We never went as kids at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 08:57, wykikitoon said: When we were in the US a couple of weeks ago and it's mad how much they go for it. This is weeks out from it too! Already loads of houses with pumpkins all over them etc. We always go out for a meal on trick or treat night as basically I am a miserable cunt. I just cba with it. We never went as kids at all. Expand The rule round our way is that if you're happy to take part, you put a pumpkin out. So we tend not to get people knocking on. The wife does buy a few things, just in case, but usually we fuck it off entirely. Little lad is too young to get excited about it and I'm hoping by the time he's old enough to want to go out, the paradigm will have shifted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12660 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 07:36, Gemmill said: In case anyone needs any decoration ideas for the 31st. Expand If only NZ did the same 🙁 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5306 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Quiff, only I can see the accounts you're making and even if that wasn't the case, grown adults don't really get worked up about the things you're using them to say when they come from a psychotic loser on the internet. Call your therapist and book some more appointments, you need them. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12660 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 04:37, Andrew said: Quiff, only I can see the accounts you're making and even if that wasn't the case, grown adults don't really get worked up about the things you're using them to say when they come from a psychotic loser on the internet. Call your therapist and book some more appointments, you need them. Expand Or take MF's advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51145 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Just shut the back door on my lass hanging the washing out, telling her "we're not heating the street". Tried to lipread what she was saying through the window, but couldn't work it out. I'll find out soon enough. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12660 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 07:33, Gemmill said: Just shut the back door on my lass hanging the washing out, telling her "we're not heating the street". Tried to lipread what she was saying through the window, but couldn't work it out. I'll find out soon enough. Expand Surely you don't need to lip read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 07:33, Gemmill said: Just shut the back door on my lass hanging the washing out, telling her "we're not heating the street". Tried to lipread what she was saying through the window, but couldn't work it out. I'll find out soon enough. Expand When will you drop the "It's like Blackpool Illuminations in here!"? I used that recently. Did. not. go. down. well. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51145 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 She keeps turning the landing light on as soon as she wakes up, even though she doesn't come downstairs for a good half an hour. I keep turning it off from downstairs. I'll have to bust out the Blackpool illuminations line if it continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 08:03, Gemmill said: She keeps turning the landing light on as soon as she wakes up, even though she doesn't come downstairs for a good half an hour. I keep turning it off from downstairs. I'll have to bust out the Blackpool illuminations line if it continues. Expand Get the house fitted with Smart Bulbs, get a staff and a robe, and declare yourself the Keeper of the Light. Anytime she forgets her place, plunge the house into darkness. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23956 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 04:37, Andrew said: Quiff, only I can see the accounts you're making and even if that wasn't the case, grown adults don't really get worked up about the things you're using them to say when they come from a psychotic loser on the internet. Call your therapist and book some more appointments, you need them. Expand what's happening here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51145 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 I WANT YOU BACK QUIFF! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24198 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 08:03, Gemmill said: She keeps turning the landing light on as soon as she wakes up, even though she doesn't come downstairs for a good half an hour. I keep turning it off from downstairs. I'll have to bust out the Blackpool illuminations line if it continues. Expand It costs 0.1 PENCE to run a 60W LED bulb for an hour. Typical accountant, counting the pennies and ignoring the thousands of pounds your divorce will cost you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51145 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 08:20, Renton said: It costs 0.1 PENCE to run a 60W LED bulb for an hour. Typical accountant, counting the pennies and ignoring the thousands of pounds your divorce will cost you. Expand It costs zero if its turned off, DIPSHIT. The one on the landing isn't LED anyway, so what have you got to say for yourself now, hospital trolley boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24198 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 08:23, Gemmill said: It costs zero if its turned off, DIPSHIT. The one on the landing isn't LED anyway, so what have you got to say for yourself now, hospital trolley boy! Expand Tehn I'm going to break the habit of a lifetime and agree with Fish. Get a smart LED bulb and turn your landing into a disco. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12660 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 08:09, The Fish said: Get the house fitted with Smart Bulbs, get a staff and a robe, and declare yourself the Keeper of the Light. Anytime she forgets her place, plunge the house into darkness. Expand Says the man who let's her watch Married at First Sight Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 On 21/10/2022 at 08:30, RobinRobin said: Says the man who let's her watch Married at First Sight Australia Expand That's what headphones and tablets are for. She can do what she likes, doesn't impact my day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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