Monkeys Fist 41379 Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 I’m away for a pokey-bum wank Laterz lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 Ohhh, is that who it was? Well, going off his Twitter meltdown, he definitely seems to have turned a corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10734 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m away for a pokey-bum wank Laterz lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42792 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 In case anyone needs any decoration ideas for the 31st. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19360 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 Actually, it started here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) 31 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Actually, it started here What did? All Hallows Eve, or the fetishisation and commercialisation of Halloween? Because, if you mean the former, you're right*. If you mean the latter then we're going to need to have words, sunshine. *In so much as Samhain is a gaelic festival and the church just plonked a celebration on top of it to get some of that sweet sweet acculturation. Edited October 20, 2022 by The Fish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19360 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 All hallows eve. The trick or treating also dates back to these shores and ewerks land. The commercialisation is all the gun loving mofo's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: All hallows eve. The trick or treating also dates back to these shores and ewerks land. The commercialisation is all the gun loving mofo's Modern day Halloween is as far removed from All Hallows Eve, and that was from Samhain. So that sign, telling people to fuck off is bang on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19360 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 17 minutes ago, The Fish said: Modern day Halloween is as far removed from All Hallows Eve, and that was from Samhain. So that sign, telling people to fuck off is bang on. When we were in the US a couple of weeks ago and it's mad how much they go for it. This is weeks out from it too! Already loads of houses with pumpkins all over them etc. We always go out for a meal on trick or treat night as basically I am a miserable cunt. I just cba with it. We never went as kids at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 Just now, wykikitoon said: When we were in the US a couple of weeks ago and it's mad how much they go for it. This is weeks out from it too! Already loads of houses with pumpkins all over them etc. We always go out for a meal on trick or treat night as basically I am a miserable cunt. I just cba with it. We never went as kids at all. The rule round our way is that if you're happy to take part, you put a pumpkin out. So we tend not to get people knocking on. The wife does buy a few things, just in case, but usually we fuck it off entirely. Little lad is too young to get excited about it and I'm hoping by the time he's old enough to want to go out, the paradigm will have shifted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10734 Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: In case anyone needs any decoration ideas for the 31st. If only NZ did the same 🙁 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4660 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Quiff, only I can see the accounts you're making and even if that wasn't the case, grown adults don't really get worked up about the things you're using them to say when they come from a psychotic loser on the internet. Call your therapist and book some more appointments, you need them. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10734 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Andrew said: Quiff, only I can see the accounts you're making and even if that wasn't the case, grown adults don't really get worked up about the things you're using them to say when they come from a psychotic loser on the internet. Call your therapist and book some more appointments, you need them. Or take MF's advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42792 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Just shut the back door on my lass hanging the washing out, telling her "we're not heating the street". Tried to lipread what she was saying through the window, but couldn't work it out. I'll find out soon enough. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10734 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 21 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Just shut the back door on my lass hanging the washing out, telling her "we're not heating the street". Tried to lipread what she was saying through the window, but couldn't work it out. I'll find out soon enough. Surely you don't need to lip read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 26 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Just shut the back door on my lass hanging the washing out, telling her "we're not heating the street". Tried to lipread what she was saying through the window, but couldn't work it out. I'll find out soon enough. When will you drop the "It's like Blackpool Illuminations in here!"? I used that recently. Did. not. go. down. well. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42792 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 She keeps turning the landing light on as soon as she wakes up, even though she doesn't come downstairs for a good half an hour. I keep turning it off from downstairs. I'll have to bust out the Blackpool illuminations line if it continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 Just now, Gemmill said: She keeps turning the landing light on as soon as she wakes up, even though she doesn't come downstairs for a good half an hour. I keep turning it off from downstairs. I'll have to bust out the Blackpool illuminations line if it continues. Get the house fitted with Smart Bulbs, get a staff and a robe, and declare yourself the Keeper of the Light. Anytime she forgets her place, plunge the house into darkness. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21351 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Andrew said: Quiff, only I can see the accounts you're making and even if that wasn't the case, grown adults don't really get worked up about the things you're using them to say when they come from a psychotic loser on the internet. Call your therapist and book some more appointments, you need them. what's happening here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42792 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 I WANT YOU BACK QUIFF! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20485 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, Gemmill said: She keeps turning the landing light on as soon as she wakes up, even though she doesn't come downstairs for a good half an hour. I keep turning it off from downstairs. I'll have to bust out the Blackpool illuminations line if it continues. It costs 0.1 PENCE to run a 60W LED bulb for an hour. Typical accountant, counting the pennies and ignoring the thousands of pounds your divorce will cost you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42792 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Renton said: It costs 0.1 PENCE to run a 60W LED bulb for an hour. Typical accountant, counting the pennies and ignoring the thousands of pounds your divorce will cost you. It costs zero if its turned off, DIPSHIT. The one on the landing isn't LED anyway, so what have you got to say for yourself now, hospital trolley boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20485 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: It costs zero if its turned off, DIPSHIT. The one on the landing isn't LED anyway, so what have you got to say for yourself now, hospital trolley boy! Tehn I'm going to break the habit of a lifetime and agree with Fish. Get a smart LED bulb and turn your landing into a disco. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10734 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 12 minutes ago, The Fish said: Get the house fitted with Smart Bulbs, get a staff and a robe, and declare yourself the Keeper of the Light. Anytime she forgets her place, plunge the house into darkness. Says the man who let's her watch Married at First Sight Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10460 Posted October 21, 2022 Share Posted October 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: Says the man who let's her watch Married at First Sight Australia That's what headphones and tablets are for. She can do what she likes, doesn't impact my day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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