Blastronaut 1368 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 I'm not having any of this. Cardiacs "Dog-like Sparky" takes the crown here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 On 06/10/2022 at 19:05, Monkeys Fist said: Come on! Expand Fuck me, that's a blast from the past. Love that song, it's not about wanking though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37687 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Songs about wanking, did you say? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4476 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 (edited) Queen Britney Edited October 7, 2022 by spongebob toonpants To spoil Robin Robin's joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46061 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 06/10/2022 at 22:43, Renton said: Fuck me, that's a blast from the past. Love that song, it's not about wanking though. Expand Yes it is, wanker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12817 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 08:19, spongebob toonpants said: Queen Briney Expand Salty 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 08:33, Monkeys Fist said: Yes it is, wanker. Expand Not according the lyricist you chicken choking monkey spanker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4476 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 09:03, Renton said: Not according the lyricist you chicken choking monkey spanker. Expand However according to the lyrics Quote Body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33963 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 He's clearly talking about doing a Stevie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46061 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 09:03, Renton said: Not according the lyricist you chicken choking monkey spanker. Expand Aye, he said that in his 30s, about a song he wrote (about wanking) in his teens. He’s wrong, I’m right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 09:17, spongebob toonpants said: However according to the lyrics Expand Premature ejaculation. He dumps his load before he even starts. That's why his girl friend is crying. Regardless, I need to add this to my play list, brings back great memories of disappointing all my girlfriends and my wife for the last 25 years. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19511 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 07:35, The Fish said: Expand An overlooked classic Dave, think you win this 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14203 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 This song is also not about wanking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46061 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Neither’s this, but I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 11:19, Monkeys Fist said: Neither’s this, but I love it Expand Winona's big brown beaver? Kind of related, in my case. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16719 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 16:01, Meenzer said: I can cope with that. Thursday, I've got my eye on you... Expand Turned out all right considering. Albeit with a "slight" tailwind to keep things interesting up on the crags 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4685 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 https://youtu.be/0TEsq4ZvoyY Another song about wanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46061 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 12:10, Meenzer said: Turned out all right considering. Albeit with a "slight" tailwind to keep things interesting up on the crags Expand We’re posting about wanking, not walking, silly. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 My eldest has an away game tomorrow. 9.30 meet for a 10 am start at….Berwick ffs 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46061 Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Great microbrewery there- Bear Claw. https://www.bearclawbrewery.com/ Make the trip worthwhile 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 (edited) Good news is they won 4-1. Bad news is it was a fucking cup game so we’ll be back up for the league fixture next month Edited October 9, 2022 by Alex 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7230 Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 Just had notification of my rent increase come through. My tenancy agreement is subject to an annual increase in line with the CPI. All I can say is thank fuck I signed an agreement that has a 5% cap on increases!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7852 Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 Its well naughty that landlords are putting prices up. Suppose they might be screwed with the buy-to-rent mortgages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 On 10/10/2022 at 14:05, Holden McGroin said: Its well naughty that landlords are putting prices up. Suppose they might be screwed with the buy-to-rent mortgages. Expand If it's too expensive for them to run a house for profit, sell the house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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