Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 47 minutes ago, catmag said: I know you’ve all missed my tales from the world of the NHS so just to ease you into the weekend I’ve spent half the night in an operating theatre with a patient who had necrotising fasciitis of the perineum. Don’t Google unless you have a strong constitution. You’re welcome. Happy weekend 😘 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4267 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: How many times did she try and blame you somehow? That’s a favourite tactic of theirs. Worse. She didn’t even acknowledge it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 20 hours ago, PaddockLad said: One thing no one is talking about is the affect on business energy bills. If a company is not on a fixed rate there’s no price cap, meaning that where domestic users are looking at around 400% increase business users are going to be >1000%. This winter is going to be carnage, even compared with the lack of help SME’s got during lockdown. The tories will get crucified but am not sure if that automatically brings Labour back.. people are waking up to the point that 40 years of government basically contracting out fuckin everything has lead to this situation and voting for anyone is unlikely to change anything… I predict a riot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 20 hours ago, PaddockLad said: One thing no one is talking about is the affect on business energy bills. If a company is not on a fixed rate there’s no price cap, meaning that where domestic users are looking at around 400% increase business users are going to be >1000%. This winter is going to be carnage, even compared with the lack of help SME’s got during lockdown. The tories will get crucified but am not sure if that automatically brings Labour back.. people are waking up to the point that 40 years of government basically contracting out fuckin everything has lead to this situation and voting for anyone is unlikely to change anything… I predict a riot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 20 hours ago, PaddockLad said: One thing no one is talking about is the affect on business energy bills. If a company is not on a fixed rate there’s no price cap, meaning that where domestic users are looking at around 400% increase business users are going to be >1000%. This winter is going to be carnage, even compared with the lack of help SME’s got during lockdown. The tories will get crucified but am not sure if that automatically brings Labour back.. people are waking up to the point that 40 years of government basically contracting out fuckin everything has lead to this situation and voting for anyone is unlikely to change anything… I predict a riot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 You missed one out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, catmag said: necrotising fasciitis of the perineum. Didn’t they used to tour with Sisters of Mercy? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11282 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Clearly not 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11282 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 1 hour ago, ewerk said: You missed one out. Not very sensible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 20/08/2022 at 07:14, catmag said: I know you’ve all missed my tales from the world of the NHS so just to ease you into the weekend I’ve spent half the night in an operating theatre with a patient who had necrotising fasciitis of the perineum. Don’t Google unless you have a strong constitution. You’re welcome. Happy weekend 😘 Well, that was a challenging wank. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Well, that was a challenging wank. I can up the stakes next time I get something horrific. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) You’re alright. Just tell us about things your patients have instead Edited August 22, 2022 by Alex 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Alex said: You’re alright. Just tell us about things your patients have instead 😁 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 20/08/2022 at 09:22, Dr Gloom said: I predict a riot On 20/08/2022 at 09:23, Dr Gloom said: I predict a riot On 20/08/2022 at 09:23, Dr Gloom said: I predict a riot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 3 hours ago, catmag said: I can up the stakes next time I get something horrific. 😁 Blue waffle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9431 Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 @Tom It seems someone is accusing you of internet grooming on twitter !!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Went I to my work for the first time in ages today. Decided to be brave and get the metro back via wallsend. Some fuckers tried to derail the train there. 15 mi ute inspection, the metro clear to go, it's broken down now at Howdon, completely. Half the passengers are the scum of the Earth, proper scary people. Waiting for a taxi. Fuck going into work. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 That stretch of the line always has a “ 3:10 to Yuma” feel to it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: That stretch of the line always has a “ 3:10 to Yuma” feel to it. The valley of death 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 On 23/08/2022 at 14:23, Toonpack said: @Tom It seems someone is accusing you of internet grooming on twitter !!!! Tom and Andrew going straight from the gym to the match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Then back to Gemmill’s for a jam on his pink guitar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9431 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 18 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Then back to Gemmill’s for a jam on his pink guitar With heavy emphasis on the G string Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Sold it lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9431 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Sold it lads. Whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44900 Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 On 19/07/2022 at 08:11, Gemmill said: Had to have one of my cats put to sleep this morning. Shite times. He got diagnosed with heart disease three weeks ago after I spotted that his breathing was funny. Anyway he's been on three types of tablet since then but they weren't working as well as hoped, and that was that this morning. I got woken up by him crying and when I came downstairs he had lost the use of one of his front legs (blood clot) and his breathing was fucked. That was at 4:30 and I was leaving the vets at 5:10 so it all happened quickly which was good. Ugh. The other one went this morning. He was the picture of health a week ago, started being sick, and it turned out to be pancreatitis. The only way to fix it is for them to eat - he was refusing food so they put a feeding tube in, which is standard but it went horribly wrong for him. He vomited the tube up, which wrapped around his larynx and completely fucked his breathing. He was asthmatic anyway so this really messed him up. It was rough this morning cos he was in a proper state when we went to see him. Poor little fucker. Had them 12 years and lost both within 6 weeks of one another. Absolute bullshit. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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