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[ewerk 30611]

6 minutes ago, The Fish said:

3 at the end of June.

 

So two then.

[Howmanheyman 33222]

13 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Need to start wearing Stone Island and a cap pushed way back on my head.

[trophyshy 7083]

23 minutes ago, The Fish said:

3 at the end of June.

My oldest is 3.2, waxes between angelic and satanic.  

Edited April 29, 2022 by trophyshy

[Alex 35083]

4 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Lol at that lad taking an absolute header over the ropes. Not sure how that constitutes a MAJOR ACCIDENT but the man has got a few clicks out of it so job done

A broken ring is always a major accident 

[The Fish 10857]

57 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

So two then.

He's closer to 3 than 2. But yes, he's two until he turns three. 

[The Fish 10857]

41 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

My oldest is 3.2, waxes between angelic and satanic.  

My lad is all right most of the time, starting to get a bit more willful but he's, on the whole, not yet tempting me to dropkick him over the fence. 

[PaddockLad 17262]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

You’re quite correct. 
 

 

Manchester is definitely in the southern half of Britain. 

Manchester used to be in Northumbria. The border between the glorious cradle of Christianity & civilisation in these islands and the ignorant heathen yam yam pig fuckers of Mercia was the River Mersey which skirts Manchester’s southern flank, illustrated by the fact that the closest football club to the Mersey is Stockport County FC

 

 

[Craig 6682]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Manchester is definitely in the southern half of Britain. 

 

You can wind the fuck out of a Manc (and a Scouser for that matter) by pointing out they're from the West of England, not the North. They argue until such time you point out it takes no longer to get from Manchester to London as it does from Manchester to Newcastle and that there's a further hour or so after each location to the national border. 

[Alex 35083]

12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Manchester used to be in Northumbria. The border between the glorious cradle of Christianity & civilisation in these islands and the ignorant heathen yam yam pig fuckers of Mercia was the River Mersey which skirts Manchester’s southern flank, illustrated by the fact that the closest football club to the Mersey is Stockport County FC

 

 

We’re not having the Mancs or you Lowland Scots, thanks very much  

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

44 minutes ago, Craig said:

 

You can wind the fuck out of a Manc (and a Scouser for that matter) by pointing out they're from the West of England, not the North. They argue until such time you point out it takes no longer to get from Manchester to London as it does from Manchester to Newcastle and that there's a further hour or so after each location to the national border. 

Just ask them what they call a bread bun, then look at them with disgust when they come out with gibberish like “barm” or “cob”. 
 

My absolute refusal to accept their fucked up bread nomenclature used to have them spitting blood 

[wykikitoon 20147]

Fish need a chat with HR today?

[strawb 4251]

Not that it comes up much anymore after 6 years but my Manc lass says the word “Tongue” wrong, and it’s probably the worst thing about her

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

Just now, strawb said:

Not that it comes up much anymore after 6 years but my Manc lass says the word “Tongue” wrong, and it’s probably the worst thing about her

Tong, as in the things you use on a BBQ? 

[strawb 4251]

She’s says tongue like mong. Ironically 

[Gemmill 44882]

Start calling her Mong Tong Phooey. Let us know how it goes. 

[Alex 35083]

2 hours ago, strawb said:

She’s says tongue like mong. Ironically 

She says it wrung? 

[PaddockLad 17262]

4 hours ago, Alex said:

We’re not having the Mancs or you Lowland Scots, thanks very much  

We’re all Saxons round our way chief

 

“MOREBATTLE and MOW, a parish in the district of Kelso, county of Roxburgh; 7½ miles (S. S. E.) from Kelso. The name of Morebattle is supposed to have been derived from the SAXON words Mere, "a marsh," and Botl, "a hamlet," descriptive of its state in former times, when it seems to have been to a considerable extent under water. “

 

 

[Alex 35083]

1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:

We’re all Saxons round our way chief

 

“MOREBATTLE and MOW, a parish in the district of Kelso, county of Roxburgh; 7½ miles (S. S. E.) from Kelso. The name of Morebattle is supposed to have been derived from the SAXON words Mere, "a marsh," and Botl, "a hamlet," descriptive of its state in former times, when it seems to have been to a considerable extent under water. “

 

 

It was part of Northumbria at one point wasn’t it though? When the kingdom was at it peak in terms of size I mean 

[Howmanheyman 33222]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Start calling her Mong Tong Phooey. Let us know how it goes. 

She's called Kim Tongue Thumb Cum

[strawb 4251]

Quality bantz all round, well done lads

[RobinRobin 11275]

13 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

We’re all Saxons round our way chief

 

“MOREBATTLE and MOW, a parish in the district of Kelso, county of Roxburgh; 7½ miles (S. S. E.) from Kelso. The name of Morebattle is supposed to have been derived from the SAXON words Mere, "a marsh," and Botl, "a hamlet," descriptive of its state in former times, when it seems to have been to a considerable extent under water. “

 

 

Where's sunderland? 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

2 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Where's sunderland? 

Didn’t exist beyond a few hovels. 😉

[PaddockLad 17262]

11 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Where's sunderland? 

 

8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Didn’t exist beyond a few hovels. 😉

Aye, Jarrow and Monkwearmouth were the principle settlements south of the Tyne, Durham obviously dominated the Wear  valley….Sunderland was basically a few fisherman’s huts on Roker beach until about 1800…

 

Edited April 30, 2022 by PaddockLad

[Howmanheyman 33222]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Aye, Jarrow and Monkwearmouth were the principle settlements south of the Tyne, Durham obviously dominated the Wesr valley….Sunderland was basically a few fisherman’s huts on Roker beach until about 1800…

 

'wizzll alwas have one more hut than Tynemouth, marra. FTN*'

 

*FT Northumbrians

[Isegrim 9775]

4 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Aye, Jarrow and Monkwearmouth were the principle settlements south of the Tyne, Durham obviously dominated the Wear  valley….Sunderland was basically a few fisherman’s huts on Roker beach until about 1800…

 

Those were six huts in a row though.

Edited April 30, 2022 by Isegrim