Christmas Tree 4676 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Amazon delivery 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Suggestion in the news today Levi Bellfield has admitted to the murders of Lin and Megan Russell, and the near fatal attack on Josie Russell in 1996. Michael Stone has been locked up for 26 years and always vehemently denied involvement and the evidence that convicted his was said to be circumstantial. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34743 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Just been to a kids’ party at Inflatanation at North Shields. I haven’t been to Royal Quays for years. Fuck me, I’m not saying the place is run down but they’ve got a Poundland Outlet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41934 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 “ Sale- everything 99p!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21126 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Been shit for years, Poundland is probably the most useful shop there! I did some casual work in a "pound" shop in the US way back in 90s before they were heard of here. Actually it was the 88 cent store, which was undercutting the more established 99 cent store. Both sold the same Chinese made shit. However, sales tax was prepaid in the 99 shop but added after the sale in our shop, making the purchase the same price and pissing off the customers at the same time. US entrepreneurship at it's best. Genius. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15353 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Renton said: Been shit for years, Poundland is probably the most useful shop there! I did some casual work in a "pound" shop in the US way back in 90s before they were heard of here. Actually it was the 88 cent store, which was undercutting the more established 99 cent store. Both sold the same Chinese made shit. However, sales tax was prepaid in the 99 shop but added after the sale in our shop, making the purchase the same price and pissing off the customers at the same time. US entrepreneurship at it's best. Genius. The sales tax thing over there is so weird, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2930 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 "pound" shop here is now $1.25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32654 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 It's a pity this didn't get to Italy when I first visited it. 2000 lira shop not quite got the ring to it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15353 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It's a pity this didn't get to Italy when I first visited it. 2000 lira shop not quite got the ring to it? With competition from "Everything's 1999 lira" next-door 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21126 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 31 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It's a pity this didn't get to Italy when I first visited it. 2000 lira shop not quite got the ring to it? The 10,000,0000,000 Deutsche mark shop, Germany circa 1923. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16996 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Lots of friends of Carr and right wing trolls trying to justify this...not sure if I can tbh...the Gypsies are probably the only group Carr thought he'd get away with...can anyone explain why its OK?...am willing to listen... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30175 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 I like Jimmy Carr and I like bad taste jokes but you can’t make a joke of up to 500,000 deaths in the Holocaust and not expect a lot of blow back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21126 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 I've never found him funny, I do like edgy humour, but to go anywhere near a holocaust joke is fucking stupid if nothing else. What did this joke achieve? It had no subtlety about it, it didn't enlighten in any way. Prejudice against travellers is one of the main remaining "isms" going. However, their way of life isn't really ever going to integrate with the rest of the population so its not going away. Shows like Gypsey Wedding etc just reinforce things but everybody's got their own true anecdotes about this group. Hardly justifies genocide or joking about it though . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6973 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Holocaust jokes aren't edgy. Bad comedians have been telling offensive jokes for cheap laughs for decades. At least pick something contemporary. Tell an awful joke about the ethnic cleansing of Uyghurs in China and have it all over the papers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4676 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Up bright and early for work at 5.00am until the cat sneaked a mouse into the house Wife has gone absolutely bat shit crazy, threatening to spend all day sitting in her car. So I’ve just spent two hours chasing the little fucker and moving furniture and I’m no further forward. Off to Screwfix for supplies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4713 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Up bright and early for work at 5.00am until the cat sneaked a mouse into the house Wife has gone absolutely bat shit crazy, threatening to spend all day sitting in her car. So I’ve just spent two hours chasing the little fucker and moving furniture and I’m no further forward. Off to Screwfix for supplies. That mouse is long gone. Youll find it dead under your boiler in about 3 months... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21126 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 That's no way to talk about CT''s missus etc.... The little fuckers freak me out too. Last one I had I cornered and it climbed into my sound systems woofer. I couldn't get it out without dismantling it so I just took the speaker to the dump and left it. Gruesome. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4676 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 54 minutes ago, Andrew said: That mouse is long gone. Youll find it dead under your boiler in about 3 months... Hopefully. But it would be much better for the sanity of the house if it fell on its sword today 🐭 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Wife has gone absolutely bat shit crazy, threatening to spend all day sitting in her car. Are you sure you want to sort this out? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4676 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Are you sure you want to sort this out? I’d be lying if I said it didn’t cross my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3909 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 (edited) Thread Edited February 7, 2022 by spongebob toonpants 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44185 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 I've posted a good holocaust joke on here on several occasions. The comedian that told it has yet to be canceled. I haven't watched Carr's joke, gonna watch it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Punching down at minorities aside, it's just a shit joke. A good punchline should fairly unexpected, could see that coming a mile off. Think Jimmy might need Frankie Boyle writing for him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44185 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: Punching down at minorities aside, it's just a shit joke. A good punchline should fairly unexpected, could see that coming a mile off. Think Jimmy might need Frankie Boyle writing for him again. Aye that was my take on it too. Just a shit, obvious joke. I can't really speak to how offensive it is cos I'm not the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34743 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 12 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Up bright and early for work at 5.00am until the cat sneaked a mouse into the house Wife has gone absolutely bat shit crazy, threatening to spend all day sitting in her car. So I’ve just spent two hours chasing the little fucker and moving furniture and I’m no further forward. Off to Screwfix for supplies. Surely the cat should be told to finish the job it started. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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