spongebob toonpants 3997 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Have you read James Joyce’s filthy love letters to his Mrs? https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/74934/13-nsfw-lines-james-joyces-incredibly-dirty-love-letters The bloke would’ve loved glass coffee tables. Blimey “A SUDDEN IMMODEST NOISE MADE BY YOU BEHIND” “The smallest things give me a great cockstand—a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44930 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 She must have been fucking smoking for him to be enjoying her skiddies. Speaking of which....(and I haven't seen the end so PLEASE no spoilers)... The lass on The Undoing is fucking UNREAL. Baps out (twice) in episode 1 lads if you want to do your own research (shout out to Asprilla). I would 100% admire her skiddies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 25 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: Blimey “A SUDDEN IMMODEST NOISE MADE BY YOU BEHIND” “The smallest things give me a great cockstand—a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. I think he might have been in the Kid Dynamite club tbh. “You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 26 minutes ago, Gemmill said: She must have been fucking smoking for him to be enjoying her skiddies. You can kind of understand why he became obsessed with her ringpiece … 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44930 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 That is an ugly gadgie in a lass's hat. Look at the neck on it. And no one can touch me for anti-trans shit cos this one was dead long before the rules on that changed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 What are the odds she was surfing the turtle whilst they took the photo? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3997 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Mrs Sponge, "what are you laughing at?" We are just discussing the poetry of James Joyce and his muse on Toontastic, pet 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44930 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: What are the odds she was surfing the turtle whilst they took the photo? Unable to understand why the photographer isn't wafting her guffs into his own face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Aye, that’s not shadow in the background, it’s a gas cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4728 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 On 03/01/2022 at 17:37, ewerk said: Looks like the Paedo Prince is covered by Epstein’s previous agreement with his victim. Can’t see this going any further now. Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30629 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 What is the world coming to when you can't rely on your paedo billionaire mate's payoff to a kid you fucked? Honestly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Does the US have a cat in hell's chance of extraditing him though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44930 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Doesn't sound like it. Sky News won't stfu about it and they think there's no chance of him going over there. Option of doing something via video link. The overwhelming view is that this is the end of him as any sort of public figure though. Regardless of the result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 So as I understand it… he shagged a 17 year old… isn’t that…. legal? also, he won’t be the only one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7033 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Asprilla said: So as I understand it… he shagged a 17 year old… isn’t that…. legal? also, he won’t be the only one why am I not surprised ... Edited January 12, 2022 by Kid Dynamite 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21632 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 I shagged a 16 year old once. When I was 16. Not so sure it would be acceptable now. Asprilla defending the paedo Prince. Well I never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Just now, Renton said: I shagged a 16 year old once. When I was 16. Not so sure it would be acceptable now. Asprilla defending the paedo Prince. Well I never. 2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: why am I not surprised ... Pipe down or I’ll say something very mild back and you’ll start whinging again.... anyway... I honestly don’t know the rules about it I thought 16 was the age of consent it’s creepy obviously but I reckon there are a good few big name rock stars around who’ve done worse didnt bill wyman marry a 16 year old? i get that it’s a big scalp to bring down a prince and that he’s a bellend and yes I shagged a 16 year old too when I was 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21632 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 The definition of a minor varies depending on the country or US state, I'm pretty amazed you didn't know this. And now using hypothetical whataboutery to defend him. Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33266 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Asprilla landing his point like the kid at the end of this.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21632 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 That is fantastic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Renton said: The definition of a minor varies depending on the country or US state, I'm pretty amazed you didn't know this. And now using hypothetical whataboutery to defend him. Fucking hell. Jesus calm down What is the crime then? that the age of consent is older than 17 wherever he shagged her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33266 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Asprilla landing his point like the kid at the end of this.... They gave the kid some smelling salts and asked him who the prime minister was? He replied, Joris Bonson and just, err, got on with it and err, leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Could you marry a 16 year old in England, and then go on holiday to America and get arrested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33266 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Asprilla said: Could you marry a 16 year old in England, and then go on holiday to America and get arrested? Are you asking for a friend? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21632 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Asprilla said: Could you marry a 16 year old in England, and then go on holiday to America and get arrested? Well, for starters you need to be 18 in the UK to marry unless you have your guardians consent. Not sure many parents would let a middle aged paedo marry their daughter like. You're acting like a proper weirdo btw. Not an insult, an observation. You should join the SMB, you'd like it there. Edited January 12, 2022 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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