Ayatollah Hermione 13595 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Kid I know once told a story about his uncle had 96 stubbies in one day so I think we’re on about the same bloke, MF 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20421 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I once delivered 240 cans of Basics lager to a house in Gateshead The bloke was nowhere near as much of a train wreck as I expected him to be, but still… Isn't that 2% abv or something? Not possible to get pissed on that, not sure if you could be an alcoholic on it either.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31592 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 8 ace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Kid I know once told a story about his uncle had 96 stubbies in one day so I think we’re on about the same bloke, MF 96 stubbies is only about four pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34093 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Kid I know once told a story about his uncle had 96 stubbies in one day so I think we’re on about the same bloke, MF Had 196 pisses the same day once the seal was broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14000 Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 You can only drink so much lager before you’re an obese, bloated wreck mind Even if your diets good you can be obese on lager alone, it’s like drinking a loaf of bread. I tend to leave it as a treat. Slimline G&T please 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13595 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: 96 stubbies is only about four pints Having done the maths, I believe it’s actually 63 pints. So, not far off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 A stubby is 250ml. Owt bigger is a bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20421 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Having done the maths, I believe it’s actually 63 pints. So, not far off Maths is not your strong point then. It's just over 42 pints. Doable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34093 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 In his book The Art of Captaincy Mike Brierly talks about how the crowds for the Boxing Day Test at the MCG we’re getting too rowdy. To combat this they restricted the amount of of alcohol you could take in. To 24 cans of beer per person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3161 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Alex said: To 24 cans of beer per person Putting that into perspective, cans and stubbies here are 375ml, so that's 9L of shite beer which is approximately 18 pints. Even Renton can drink that much. In late 90s, about ten years after they stopped allowing people to take their own beer, they decided that mid strength beer, 3.0% was all the bogans needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20421 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, sammynb said: Putting that into perspective, cans and stubbies here are 375ml, so that's 9L of shite beer which is approximately 18 pints. Even Renton can drink that much. In late 90s, about ten years after they stopped allowing people to take their own beer, they decided that mid strength beer, 3.0% was all the bogans needed. That's not mid-strength, that's piss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13595 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 51 minutes ago, Renton said: Maths is not your strong point then. It's just over 42 pints. Doable. It was 6 o’clock this morning, Rainman. We’re not all up at that time updating our COVID death wall chart. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34093 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 (edited) 33 minutes ago, sammynb said: Putting that into perspective, cans and stubbies here are 375ml, so that's 9L of shite beer which is approximately 18 pints. Even Renton can drink that much. In late 90s, about ten years after they stopped allowing people to take their own beer, they decided that mid strength beer, 3.0% was all the bogans needed. Yeah but that’s only all you could take in. You could still go to the bar after that. This was the 82/83 tour I think like. Can’t take any booze into test matches here these days Edited June 16, 2021 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 I'll proudly declare that I couldn't drink more than 6 pints without being brutalised the next day. And I don't even drink anything close to 6 pints cos it's not worth writing off the weekend. So there you go vaccine softies, I do have a weakness. Well let's call it an imperfection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15115 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 19 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'll proudly declare that I couldn't drink more than 6 pints without being brutalised the next day. Puff. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 And to think I've held off on using homosexual epithets to describe these VACCINE MINCEBOYS. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: I'll proudly declare that I couldn't drink more than 6 pints without being brutalised the next day. And I don't even drink anything close to 6 pints cos it's not worth writing off the weekend. So there you go vaccine softies, I do have a weakness. Well let's call it an imperfection. Fucks up the circuitry… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16523 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Andrew Neil’s GB News channel has launched with predictably amusing results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34093 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Just waiting for his brother Warwick to get in touch now 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20421 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: They read out an e-mail after that fro Mike Oxlong. Edited June 16, 2021 by Renton 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16523 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Cleo Torez 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41318 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Someone please call in as Hugh Janus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21302 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Next up, we have a Master Bates on line 2 to talk about why lockdown was a traumatic time for teenagers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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