tooner 243 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 On 9/18/2020 at 15:55, Monkeys Fist said: My Dad died earlier today. As gutting as it is, my main emotion right now is one of relief that he’s not suffering anymore. He went downhill incredibly quickly- I put him to bed on Sunday night after sharing a curry with him, him sitting on the sofa, eating as normal, cracking jokes, and then…he didn’t get out of bed again. By Monday morning he was semi-conscious, his kidneys packed in, and his lungs were filling up. He was given drugs to try to combat the fluid in his lungs, and some painkillers, but other than that, nowt, as per his wishes. Bravest man I’ll ever know. The team of nurses and care workers who came in to help us were just fantastically dedicated, overwhelmingly caring, and an absolute credit to themselves and the NHS. Sorry to hear Fist. Condolences to you and your family. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30633 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 For those of you still wondering what to get CT for Christmas. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 £3:00 for 752 pages.… Asda Boldon sell Andrex 4 packs, 800 sheets in total for £2:50. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: £3:00 for 752 pages.… Asda Boldon sell Andrex 4 packs, 800 sheets in total for £2:50. Could still be worth it for the No Deal stockpile tbh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13883 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Would also make good kindling for the eventual post-apocalyptic hellscape we’ll find ourselves in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 You’ll have to let the shite dry on the paper first, otherwise it’ll be a smoky, extra pungent hellscape. (You can thank Ray Mears for that- tubby-but-practical beats piss-drinking Grylls, every time ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3997 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54436575 Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 There’s a big tower block ablaze in South Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21941 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21941 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Are there like 10 flavours of crisps and new flavours (pigs in blankets, hamburger, turkey and stuffing) are just repackaged? I bought some pigs and blanket crisps from Aldi and they taste just like plain old beefy, that Gary lineker cunt wont pull the wool over my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13883 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 All meat flavoured crisps taste the same, I’m afraid it’s amateur hour not knowing that, mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: All meat flavoured crisps taste the same, I’m afraid it’s amateur hour not knowing that, mate. Brannigans Lamb and Mint would like a word. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Tyrells salt and cyder vinegar are the unbeatable crisp. Anyone tried those flaming hot tangy cheese doritos? 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21636 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 36 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Brannigans Lamb and Mint would like a word. All Brannigans are amazing. They've got a two tone taste, where you can actually taste the ingredients separately. The crisp itself is great too. Strangely relegated to bargain shops. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 They are the Carol Smilie of crisps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11393 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli or Balsamic Vinegar and Caramelised Onion flavour (posh pickled onion basically) are the mutts nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Aldi prawn cocktail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 38 minutes ago, Alex said: Aldi prawn cocktail 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13883 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Brannigans Lamb and Mint would like a word. Lamb and shit, more like. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Aldi's middle isle coming up trumps again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Anorthernsoul said: Aldi's middle isle coming up trumps again. With the fur and name, reminds me of this … Spoiler 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Fuck's sake 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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